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[DrWilly]

Or doing all 3 . Must be a stretch of the imagination for you strapped? Multi tasking innit. Have you been frollicking down the 7/11 again. Don't you get tired of that bloody jingle when the door opens? Harro welcome.

Swimming? In the depths of winter. Strapped is mad.

[BLD]

That weather mirrors Perth weather exactly. Yep. To cold for the pool. Just bbqs and frostys now

[DrWilly]

Call me unAustarlian but I’m not fond of beer in cold weather.

[BLD]

I'm fond of cold beer but not fond of cold weather so lately I've been drinking inside. With the heater on. Works for me.

[malmomike77]

Works for me.

it works for most of the UK population except the two days of summer annually

[DrWilly]

it works for most of the UK population except the two days of summer annually

No wonder they are so miserable.

[Troy]

Allowing young kids to ride motorcycles.

Tjere are 4 or 5 kids racong theor bikes up and down the road outside our village. They can't be older than 12 and it's driving some of the villagers crazy.

Meanwhile a 12 year old girl fell off her bike, going to the farm, yesterday. She was run over by a tractor, killed instantly.
Such a lovely girl too, tragic loss but Mother should never allowed her to ride around on a motorcy.

[hallelujah]

I've got this old football injury.

I was training in a gym - 5 a side - and I hit the floor on my left knee when I was 10. I mean right on.

I had no immediate problems, but the doc said I might get a bit of payback in later life.

Now is later life.

I can't sit in the same position for long before it aches.

Sat in a meeting the other day and I had to stand up and walk out.

As soon as I came back, it was aching again.

Even in bed it plays up.

It's driving me up the wall.

[Reg Dingle]

I've got this old football injury.

I was training in a gym - 5 a side - and I hit the floor on my left knee when I was 10. I mean right on.

I had no immediate problems, but the doc said I might get a bit of payback in later life.

Now is later life.

I can't sit in the same position for long before it aches.

Sat in a meeting the other day and I had to stand up and walk out.

As soon as I came back, it was aching again.

Even in bed it plays up.

Have you thought about maybe quitting the doggie style and letting Joe/Olav give it to you in the missionary position instead?

[taxexile]

whats with the constant "insufficient storage" messages?

cant someone clean the cache or attend to some basic housekeeping here.

[hallelujah]

Have you thought about maybe quitting the doggie style and letting Joe/Olav give it to you in the missionary position instead?

How about you stop loitering at Sandbach services with your todger out, you fucking wrong un?

Just saying like.

[Joe 90]

Word is Dill is responsible for drilling the glory holes in all the M6 service station bogs from Knutsford down to Rugby.

[armstrong]

whats with the constant "insufficient storage" messages?

cant someone clean the cache or attend to some basic housekeeping here.

I got an error message saying there was an error getting the error message earlier.

[cyrille]

It's forked.

[Joe 90]

If you keep refreshing your screen then a different error and insufficient storage message will appear every time.

I blame the Chinese spambots...

159 guests viewing this thread and 1 member, yeah right.

[taxexile]

I blame the Chinese spambots...

159 guests viewing this thread and 1 member, yeah right.

possibly, but i think its more likely to be bld's and willys endless tsunamis of trash that are clogging up the system thereby making it difficult for td's more worthwhile providers of content to gain access.

[Neverna]

And let's not forget Spambreath's C&P borefests.

[Joe 90]

If everyone posted only in members would the several thousand " guests" a day reduce significantly?

[malmomike77]

10k users online, TD is back

[DrWilly]

possibly, but i think its more likely to be bld's and willys endless tsunamis of trash that are clogging up the system thereby making it difficult for td's more worthwhile providers of content to gain access.

Worthwhile providers of content? Is that what you call your racist and homophobic diatribes?

Have you ​ever posted a picture of tomato’s?

[Stumpy]

Worthwhile providers of content? Is that what you call your racist and homophobic diatribes?

Have you ​ever posted a picture of tomato’s?

Tax is a "Barko Lounger" critic at what 70?. Never really did much unless we want to consider buying a condo in Hua Hin with Air BnB guest living it up. He only posts to knock others life and activities as he watches his urine bag fill.

[Neverna]

75+



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[taxexile]

"Barko Lounger"

not knowing what "barko lounger" meant i looked it up.

its actually "barca lounger" and they are an american company that make style free but rather comfortable looking furniture.

He only posts to knock others life and activities

well if you insist on endlessly posting about your rather structured groundhog day existence, then i feel perfectly entitled to comment on it.

how many fucking times do we need to be told that yet again you tweaked your tyre pressures because it's a bit damp before you drove to the pond that you insist is a lake, or up the hill that you believe to be a mountain, or that the lethargic dopey looking thai fish that bovinely took your bait while you dozed off on the bank listening to bon jovi was some aggressive muskie or carp that you struggled with with for half an hour before landing it.

and apart from willy and bld, we've all got your number stumpy, but carry on anyway.

i'd say more, but my piss bag needs changing.

[BLD]

The UK version of a Barko lounger is designed specifically for you tax et, al its called the Berk Lounger

[BLD]

In British slang, "berk" (or sometimes "burk") is an informal way to describe someone who is foolish, stupid, or irritating. It's considered a mild insult, often used in a playful or joking way, but it's still generally best to avoid in formal situations.
Here's a breakdown of the term:

Meaning:
"Berk" essentially means an idiot, fool, or a person who is lacking in good sense or judgment.

Origin:
It's a British slang term, with some dictionaries and etymological sources suggesting it may have roots in the term "burk" or "berk" being a shortening of a longer, more offensive term.
Usage:
While it's considered mildly offensive, it's not as harsh as some other insults. You might hear it used in everyday conversation or in a humorous context, but it's generally best to be cautious about using it, especially with people you don't know well.
Similar words:
"Berk" is often used in place of words like "idiot," "fool," "jerk," or "nitwit".

BERK | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
5 days ago — Meaning of berk in English. berk. noun [ C ] UK slang (also burk) /bɜːk/ us. /bɝːk/ Add to word list Add to word list. a stupid person: I felt a right...
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berk noun - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage notes
noun. /bɜːk/ /bɜːrk/ (old-fashioned, British English, slang) ​a stupid person synonym idiot. I felt a right berk!
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BURK definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
3 days ago — burk in British English (bɜːk ) noun. British slang a variant spelling of berk.
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4 days ago — noun. ˈbərk. Definition of berk. British. as in lunatic. a person who lacks good sense or judgment I wouldn't like some silly berk from Fleet Street f...
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Berk Definition & Meaning | Britannica Dictionary
berk /ˈbɚk/ noun. plural berks. berk. /ˈbɚk/ plural berks. Britannica Dictionary definition of BERK. [count] British slang. : a stupid or foolish person. He was...
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Berk - Etymology, Origin & Meaning
late 14c., sedule, cedule "ticket, label, slip of paper with writing on it" (a sense now obsolete), from Old French cedule (Modern French cédule), from Late Lat...
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3 days ago — If you call someone a berk, you think they are stupid or irritating. [British, informal, disapproval]. Collins COBUILD Advanced Learner's ...
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or burk (bɜːk ) noun. British slang. a stupid person; fool.
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Since they call people a bloody berk, it means "stupid jerk".5 Oct 2016
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berk
Noun. berk (plural berks) (UK, Ireland, Commonwealth, slang, derogatory, vulgar) a fool, a prat, a twit, etc. [
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BERK | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
5 days ago — a stupid person: I felt a right berk when I couldn't remember where I'd parked the car. SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases Stupid and silly people.
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Berk
A mild insult, approximating to 'fool', derived from the cockney rhyming slang 'Berkeley Hunt', meaning '[at][at][at][at]'.
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BERK Definition & Meaning
probably short for Berkeley (or Berkshire) hunt, rhyming slang for [at][at][at][at]. First Known Use 1929, in the meaning defined above.
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Berk - Etymology, Origin & Meaning
berk(n.) "fool," 1936, abbreviation of Berkshire Hunt (or Berkeley Hunt), rhyming slang for [at][at][at][at] (n. 2); typically applied only to contemptible persons, not to ...
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"Berk" | Origin and Meaning
Berk is a pommy derogatory term for an idiot or a fool, encase you were wondering stumpy. Sums up tax and a few other rather droll posters perfectly