Daily Moan

[Maanaam]

I hear swilling alcohol helps to ease the sore bits,

But alcohol causes vasodilation, which is not good for a fresh wound.

[David48atTD]

Christ, I got a surprise, the Bill was £21 but the downside is no hot Thai nurse, no pain killers (take bruphen and para was the advice) and no AntiBi's - just a leaflet and some pads to soak up the blood.

Not bleeding now and not hurting, Omelette for breckie and normal beer and wine service to resume later.

Mate, go the MOUTHWASH for a week.

Serious advice.

Because you won't (and I don't) want a toothbrush in that area.

Staves off the germs that might infect you.

(Butters also suggests 'don't swallow, spit ... what ever that means )

[NamPikToot]

Ran stopupdate10 so at least I won't get any more crappy updates, now waiting for system to fry for want of a security update, feeling so...trapped!

PM Buttfly, he'll tell you how to wind the clock back to 5 1/4 inch floppy's and tell you how to get hold of 286.

[baldrick]

my start menu

install classic shell and shutup windows if you are runing win 10

Classic Shell: Downloads
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

[SKkin]

Die Windoze Die!

Fcukers updated

Woke up this morning to a screen that said, "Welcome to the October Update"

Isn't it January?

[baldrick]

your tin foil hat deflected last year

[noelbino]

Why can I get a senior's discount from the MRTA but not from BTS.
Mrta give me a discount because I look like an old bugger, but the BTS want me to buy a card.

[Luigi]

^ 2 complete different companies?

[NamPikToot]

Why can I get a senior's discount from the MRTA but not from BTS.
Mrta give me a discount because I look like an old bugger, but the BTS want me to buy a card.

So are you complaining because you are not entitled to a discount and yet one company is giving you one, i'd count my blessings.

[VocalNeal]

I must be old enough to qualify for the BTS one as I have known this to be the case for at least 10 years.

[tomcat]

...BTS clearly states that only those seniors imbued with Thainess are eligible for a BTS discount...

[VocalNeal]

same as 10 years ago then....

[Dillinger]

senior's discount

I like the over 60's fifty per cent discount at Ramayana Waterpark where the small print says all rides are omitted.

Thats nearly 500 baht to enter and spectate

[HuangLao]

...BTS clearly states that only those seniors imbued with Thainess are eligible for a BTS discount...

.....and Thainess qualities are hard to come by these days.

[jabir]

I like the over 60's fifty per cent discount at Ramayana Waterpark where the small print says all rides are omitted.

Thats nearly 500 baht to enter and spectate

My mate got the geriatric discount by producing his Brit license and a copy of his passport, and pointing out that he was born in 1960.

[nidhogg]

Some fucking dipshit in my street gone and got himself a fucking huge dog - which is left to wander the soi all day. This morning the dog was part of a small pack who tried to have a go at me as I was walking out to go to work. Scared them off no problems - but a lot of small kids play on the soi.

My guess is the dog will shortly have an "accident", soon to be followed by the rest of the pack.

Resolution Thai style.

[VocalNeal]

Do they all have collars? Thailand does have dog catchers. You just need to complain/tip off the local authorities and they will come and take them away.

[nidhogg]

Do they all have collars? Thailand does have dog catchers. You just need to complain/tip off the local authorities and they will come and take them away.

Pretty sure the big one does. I have seen the dipsit "walking" the dog in the evening - i.e off leash and running around while he walks up and down the street. First time I became aware of the dog was hearing a racket in my yard - went out to find his dog in my yard trying to get at one of the cats - with him standing outside smiling away. Sadly, I do not think he understood my "keep your fucking dog our my fucking yard". I try to keep the gate latched shut now - but with a missus with the brains of a sparrow it is a hard job.

Twice now we have had frigging monitor lizards in the house (one was a big mo fo) - because the missus constantly forgets to close the back door mesh. She is a good girl, but f*ck me she can make a goldfish look like friggin Einstein.

[VocalNeal]

Maybe the monitor lizard will get the dog.

His dog in my yard? I think I would have shut the gate. Then seen how he reacted to me keeping the dog.

[nidhogg]

Maybe the monitor lizard will get the dog.

His dog in my yard? I think I would have shut the gate. Then seen how he reacted to me keeping the dog.

LOL. - Never thought of that.

[jabir]

I had a similar incident with soi dogs first time I visited a secluded friend. On next visit packed a few scraps, got most of them to sit and salivate, no more ploplems.

[Jack meoff]

Domestic flight from Heathrow,
Announcement for Zone 1 passengers and families with kids to board, Every fucker makes a rush to the automatic barriers disregarding all the zone lanes. Zone 2 announcement is made but everyone at the gate is lined up already and the twat follows on announcing the zone boarding.
The unmanned automatic barrier requires you to scan boarding card and lets any zone pass through.
So heads up just go for it.
Lazy staff.

Also stuck on plane at Heathrow for 40 mins after 13 hour 40 min flight unable to get ramp to door. then wait on staircase then wait on busses that didnt come then long

walk.

Rant over

[Troy]

Arrived home lunchtime to find RCD tripped. No-one has touched anything, they say. Trips after a while even when all breakers are off. Has to be a freaking neutral earth fault, which are never fun.

Clue is workers putting a brick edging to drive. There are unused electric cables going to old lighting. Dog chewed through the wires last year so circuit was disconnected. Recheck and find someone reconnected it and bare wires now set in cement. Disconnect again, this time permanently at source and all is fine again.

Wish they'd tell me what they'd done instead of me having to work it out. Once again, told it was a broken RCD by the monkeys.

[HuangLao]

Some fucking dipshit in my street gone and got himself a fucking huge dog - which is left to wander the soi all day. This morning the dog was part of a small pack who tried to have a go at me as I was walking out to go to work. Scared them off no problems - but a lot of small kids play on the soi.

My guess is the dog will shortly have an "accident", soon to be followed by the rest of the pack.

Resolution Thai style.

Comes around.
Most don't learn.......certainly applies within a cityscape.


Different mindset and understanding in the countryside.

[Mandaloopy]

Apparently Google Drive and Classrooms is mind blowing for ISO auditors so everything needs to be printed. Poor trees!