^ I resemble that remark!
Wives, what a bunch of mis understanding kunts!
^ When women want to solve a problem they have to talk it through. They don't necessarily want you to solve the problem just listen.
Then sometimes they have a problem they want you to solve, leaky tap etc. something concrete, that is Ok as we can action it immediately
They also understand that when they complain to a man he wants/needs to do something to fix said problem, the low blow is when they come at you with a problem at a time when they know you can't fix it. late at night, workers already gone home, Sunday when hardware shop is closed etc. etc.
Also there is a points system. To men points are cumulative to women you get one point for each good thing you do but they are not cumulative. So for them when is the next point coming?
Men are from Mars , women are from Venus.
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Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.
Fucking NHS.
You doctor me patient. You fucking decide.
No. A simple change of meds.Originally Posted by thaimeme
Groan . . . Mrs Hat has lined up several houses on a shortlist . . . several suburbs . . .
I'll probably have to go down next week, after she returns, to check them out and give my verdict as well as see others.
It's friggin' cold down there
It looks like you got Scabies.Originally Posted by chassamui
I have to say I am getting so sick and tired of hearing the English language butchered and chopped up by immigrants. FFS!!!!!. Yesterday while in line at the store I was forced to listen to a Vietnamese lady and a Indian guy arguing at the counter about the price of the item. I wanted to duct tape both of their mouths shut and scream STFU you idiots. Its so bad when you get them arguing. The woman sounds like she is swallowing ping pong balls and the Indian guy sounds like he is singing LuLuLuLu and somewhere in there is the English language butchered up to the point I do not even know the words anymore.
I hate seeing the English language butchered by native speakers!!
That's usually due to illiteracy.
Some years back some Oakland California dolt tried to launch "Ebonics" or some stupid shit like that. It was to allow the illiterate to talk using some cryptic ghetto slang and wanted it to be taught in schools. WTF!.
Like "Wazzzzup Kneegrow, whats da haps, sheeeeeiiiiit !
Was just gonna buy a Lazyboy, there's a 25% sale on.
They want the full amount as deposit even though it will take 35 days to get here.
I asked the guy where it's made, he said America, surely they're made in China or Burma or Taiwan ???
Shame I was looking forward to scratching my nuts on that tomorrow.
If they want the full amount as deposit what incentive is there for them to do anything after you have paid?
50% maybe but the full amount.? If they are offering a 25% discount then at least they will pay 66% of the price for the chair, maybe only 50%, so half is fair as a deposit.
There has to be some carrot left dangling.
My gardener is on his days off - Mother's Day and all that but the grass in my yard is getting real tall due to all this wonderful rain we've been having lately.
So, I go and fire up ye old trusty mower and find out the thing is about to go tits-up! Giving the 'ol hoochie coochie vibrating all over the place. Struts holding the blade assembly broken off, V-belt almost shot and, to top it all off, there's little or no oil in the crank!
My moan: Why don't Thais take better care of stuff?
A Deplorable Bitter Clinger
Mine.
The thing can usually take a likkin' and keep on tickin' but with no maintenance...that's what I get for not keeping a closer eye on this boy. Seems like you've got to watch every move they make and where does that get you? Might as well do the jobs yourself if they weren't so labor-intensive...
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