Daily Moan

[Pragmatic]

You could always sort it out yourself if the good missus feels uneasy about the whole thing. I'm guessing you don't proceed without her aid, as you don't feel that your Thai isn't up to speed??

My Thai doesn't run to conversational level unfortunately.

[Kurgen]

I've been to the gym every morning this week and am about to go for the first time ever on a Saturday morning.....HELP!

[Pragmatic]

HELP!

Why 'HELP'?

[ENT]

He's agoraphobic?

[Kurgen]

cos it means I haven't been totally larruped all week and may be growing a mangina.

[Latindancer]

Anything's better than moobs, and the gym will help greatly with that.

[Kurgen]

I don't have moobs as I am young and adonis like

[Loy Toy]

Daily moan?????????????

Blokes that make up stories about themselves!

[Kurgen]

ok, young was stretching it a bit, maybe young +VAT

[Dillinger]

my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.

Mai pen rai

Come on upload a photo so we can have a larf

[ENT]

I don't have moobs as I am young and adonis like

U talkin like a 70 yo.


G'day...

[Bettyboo]

my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.

Mai pen rai

Come on upload a photo so we can have a larf

[ENT]

Daily moan?????????????

Blokes that make up stories about themselves!

What about this one?

I was walking down the road and I met (insert yr own wrds) who(insert yr own words,..= iyow.

Maybe a sista wid a heavy load?
WTF happened next ya wood na wanna no!! IYOW =in yor own wurdz,?!

ENYWHEy, 2 much of a good ting gets broken off da fwka (See I Ching, Hexagram 50)

Try line 2, 9 in the 4th place.

Get m'ken?

[ENT]

my missus is now getting physically upset because she doesn't want to call 'Homemart' again.

Mai pen rai

Come on upload a photo so we can have a larf

if I did, ye'd turn tae cream, me bonny young man!

[Kurgen]

We I've got something to moan about now. Some scrote just nicked my wife's handbag.
Dopey left it on the front seat with the door unlocked and moved about 30 meters away, DUH!

[Dillinger]

Homemart are having a larf, look at all those 5's

[Pragmatic]

Dopey left it on the front seat with the door unlocked and moved about 30 meters away, DUH!

Couldn't you put her on the front seat with the door unlocked and move about 30 meters away?

[Pragmatic]

Update on 'Homemart'. They called earlier and said someone will be round tomorrow to see the problem.

[Dillinger]

mate, the problem is your tiler

[ENT]

cos it means I haven't been totally larruped all week and may be growing a mangina.

555.....u got no excuse bro!!!

[Loy Toy]

We I've got something to moan about now. Some scrote just nicked my wife's handbag.
Dopey left it on the front seat with the door unlocked and moved about 30 meters away, DUH!

Must be some organized group working around the lake mate.

One of my mate's wife had her handbag taken off the front seat of the car when parked on the lake just last week. Left the engine running with the dog inside with the doors unlocked and they were sitting not 10 metres away.

Cheeky grunts!

[Dillinger]

Or just an opportunist thief.

Have you took her to Liverpool yet Kurgen?

She'd soon learn about vigilance

Was there much value in the bag and any cameras nearby?

[ENT]

There's a bunch'o deaf and dumb folks running scams around CM, grabbing freebe water, coffees, teas, and as many 3/i/one coffee sachetsm dip and drip teas, and free hot water as possible.

Mainly coming from china and Zkrea.

Led by one very aggressive deaf/n/dumb Chinese man, ...an agro prick,...I met him.

He can go fwk orf.

[Kurgen]

Was there much value in the bag and any cameras nearby?

some cash and all the usual cards.

She's on her way round to the 7/11 to see if the cameras picked up the scrote as he rode past.

Good thinking Batman

[ENT]

Generally speaking, I really do like deaf and dumb folk, got a lot of time for tgem,.....but ya bunch I met last week were a rip-off bunch, led by a very aggressive Chinese man,....disrespectful as fwk!!