Daily Moan

[malmomike77]

It isn’t even forecast to get that low here in the next week. At least I didn’t have to turn on the A/C this afternoon.

Good Lord, not had a fan or AC on for the last 3 weeks

[hallelujah]

Good Lord, not had a fan or AC on for the last 3 weeks

I'll be there soon and I can't believe you've not even invited me for a pint!

I'd be turning your Chang down though.

[malmomike77]

I'd be turning your Chang down though.

bingo you minkie, i'm not sharing my award winners. I've enough trouble convincing Mrs Toot beer o'clock is 3pm Thai time as my body clock is still adjusting to a recent business trip east. she ain't buying it.

[Reg Dingle]

a recent business trip east

Is that like one of Mendy's passport runs?

[malmomike77]

Is that like one of Mendy's passport runs?

Indubitably.

[happynz]

It's 02:24 AM and some drunk (must be) in the neighbourhood is blasting Justin Beiber's Oh Baby at massive volume.

Arghh...

[panama hat]

ended up blowing chunks of toast out of my nose

- not a pleasant picture

[DrWilly]

I dare say not particularly pleasant for Mandip's nasal passages either...

[panama hat]

True that. Have the bread left-overs now been completely removed from said nostrils? Has Mendip updated us?

[Mendip]

I can provide an update right now.

The lining of both nostrils was tender for several days and it felt almost like a sinus infection. I have found that toasted bread crusts are even more abrasive than cornflakes if you're unlucky enough to snort them back into your nose while eating. Rice crispies aren't much fun either.

[DrWilly]

^ that’s a heck of a range of nasal experiences…

[Mendip]

^ I live life to the fullest.

[Stumpy]

^ I live life to the fullest.

You truly are Mendy...

[panama hat]

I can provide an update right now.

Thank you. Your situation has caused a certain amount of Angst among the TD faithful

[DrWilly]

Thank you. Your situation has caused a certain amount of Angst among the TD faithful

And euw!

[helge]

I live life to the fullest.

Once saw a friend blowing bacon out his nose.

Also watched him later that night pull out ..leftovers.


Went for a bit of fresh air

[Edmond]

This is getting very Jackass Omelette-ish.

[malmomike77]

I keep forgetting kids are walking petri dishes

[david44]

Rice crispies aren't much fun either.

but surely during cold snap a bit of Crackle eh POP?

[VocalNeal]

Went to use a drill I bought in a local hardware store. I bought is moons ago, can't remember why.
Lefthanded. WTF. Doesn't matter that much but ...

[panama hat]

Three gems . . .

And euw!

And that . . .

Once saw a friend blowing bacon out his nose.

Things CANNOT get any more Danish!!!

Went to use a drill I bought in a local hardware store. I bought is moons ago, can't remember why.
Lefthanded. WTF. Doesn't matter that much but ...

OI! Nuffink rong wif leffhandled fings.

[Buckaroo Banzai]

Went to use a drill I bought in a local hardware store. I bought is moons ago, can't remember why.
Lefthanded. WTF. Doesn't matter that much but ...

Did you try using it upside down?

[malmomike77]

Did you try using it upside down?

or spinning it 180

[Backspin]

Duct cleaner guy heard my furnace kicking on and off 6 months ago. He said its the thermo coupler. Googled it and it all says thermo coupler too. So I fuck around and find one, install it, test it.

And of course, it aint the motherfucking thermo coupler. I had to shut the gas supply off and the pilot and everything. Sometimes its a cvnt to get that shit back running again.

Now they say its the fan limiting switch yay. Why don't the fucking idiots on youtube say that a few different things could be going on. Furnace short cycling is not the same thing as just the fan short cycling. But both sound very similar. And will feel similar. Like usual. Now I know when its too late.

No wonder why cleaning the thermo coupler didnt fix it a month ago



You think you are just about to feel that little high you get when you took the initiative and fixed something. And all you get is a kick in the nuts

[Switch]

‘You think you are just about to feel that little high you get when you took the initiative and fixed something. And all you get is a kick in the nuts’

This is what happens when poorly educated young minds look for answers to all their problems on Google and YouTube. They are surprised when things don’t work out, because their generation is too idle to have a real life!

Got a hangnail? Google med alert or call an ambulance?