Not exactly a chore either though, is it?
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I've just spent the last half hour at a departure gate at Swampy and this chick across the way kept catching my eye. Every time I glance over she's eyeballing me and she's pretty damn hot in a slim long black dress with a stunning cleavage popping out the top.
Then, just now, she gets up to walk over to the vending machine in a manner that reminded me of the time my dog mangled a cat to within an inch of meeting it's maker and when I got my dog out of the equation it walked out of my gate something similar to an octopus.
Came back and sat down with a big pillar between us.