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Originally Posted by Edmond

:)

Lying in a coffin in one is probably not much better, eh.

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Not exactly a chore either though, is it?

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I've just spent the last half hour at a departure gate at Swampy and this chick across the way kept catching my eye. Every time I glance over she's eyeballing me and she's pretty damn hot in a slim long black dress with a stunning cleavage popping out the top.

Then, just now, she gets up to walk over to the vending machine in a manner that reminded me of the time my dog mangled a cat to within an inch of meeting it's maker and when I got my dog out of the equation it walked out of my gate something similar to an octopus.

Came back and sat down with a big pillar between us.

Go Diggly!

Go Diggly!


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a weekend on the sofa.

yesterday morning whilst cycling my electric clown bike to the shops i managed to avoid running over a dog off its lead but did manage to bang myself up quite a bit.

A trip to A&E revealed a broken collar bone, 2 cracked ribs and badly bruised hip and tore my ear open and had to throw my shirt in the bin. I got a lecture from the nurse who told me off for not wearing a helmet. I did point out to her that none of the injuries would have been avoided had i worn one.

Quite a lot of purple colouring down my right side and the ear is going to take some further soaking

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Originally Posted by Storekeeper

The cheapest, decent model I could find. For the lowest price.

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Sounds like you found it.

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Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Came back and sat down with a big pillar between us.

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Fuckin pussy!

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Originally Posted by DrWilly

Fuckin pussy!

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She did, not me.

On reflection, maybe she was cockeyed and everybody thought she was looking at them.

oooh. gotcha.


The ball was still in your court.

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

a weekend on the sofa.

yesterday morning whilst cycling my electric clown bike to the shops i managed to avoid running over a dog off its lead but did manage to bang myself up quite a bit.

A trip to A&E revealed a broken collar bone, 2 cracked ribs and badly bruised hip and tore my ear open and had to throw my shirt in the bin. I got a lecture from the nurse who told me off for not wearing a helmet. I did point out to her that none of the injuries would have been avoided had i worn one.

Quite a lot of purple colouring down my right side and the ear is going to take some further soaking

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Shit!

Mend well soon.

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Originally Posted by DrWilly

oooh. gotcha.


The ball was still in your court.

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I had already left the court and turned to TD for distraction.

:rofl:

Well played.

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

yesterday morning whilst cycling my electric clown bike to the shops i managed to avoid running over a dog off its lead but did manage to bang myself up quite a bit.

A trip to A&E revealed a broken collar bone, 2 cracked ribs and badly bruised hip and tore my ear open and had to throw my shirt in the bin

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Never swerve for animals bro, its bad luck:)

Get well soon

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Never swerve for animals bro, its bad luck:)

Get well soon

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you may have a point, thanks. I always heal fast, or i used to, so it'll be interesting to see how long this takes now i'm and old fart.

I am going to have to put Syb on ignore as it hurts when i laugh.

Take care, mike, that looks painful.


I hate hangovers....lol. We had a huge family reunion last night after the whole funeral thing. My extended family loves to drink and lots of pot was being passed around too. I didn't get as whacked as my brothers, but they don't seem to get hangovers (used to drinking a lot maybe).

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

i managed to avoid running over a dog off its lead but did manage to bang myself up quite a bit.

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Bloody teenager reliving his Isle of Man moments.

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

I am going to have to put Syb on ignore as it hurts when i laugh.

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Why do some posters feel the need to announce to the board that they are putting someone on ignore? Does it not negate the whole purpose of an ignore function?

At approximately 0545 this morning there was a persistent and loud banging at our door. By the time we got up and answered the door there was nobody there. But outside there was some sort of alarm going off.

All of us in my unit went out to investigate and we’re promptly approached, verbally attacked and threatened with violence by the lady in the corner unit of the townhouses. The unit with new occupants right where the hose is outside where residents are authorized to wash their vehicles. The lady approached my daughter threatening violence and accusing her of being “the ring leader” and saying she wanted to fight. At that point I attempted to intervene and the lady picked up something which was the object making the alarm sound and threw it at us. It was some sort of key fob. The lady returned to her residence and went out on the balcony and began throwing objects at us. In addition over the course of the interaction she dropped her trousers to flash her ass at us. And shortly after she dropped her trousers to flash her vagina at us. And she accused a guest in our residence of molesting animals.

Daughter comes home at 2300 tonight after being gone most of the day and the woman yells from her balcony, “I see you bitch”.

^ You moved in next door to Miss Kit?:)

Dafuc?

Just another everyday tale from US folk. :D

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Originally Posted by Storekeeper

It was some sort of key fob. The lady returned to her residence and went out on the balcony and began throwing objects at us. In addition over the course of the interaction she dropped her trousers to flash her ass at us. And shortly after she dropped her trousers to flash her vagina at us. And she accused a guest in our residence of molesting animals.

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did you film it SK

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Originally Posted by Storekeeper

she accused a guest in our residence of molesting animals.

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Not bad. Oddly enough an accusation that isn't usually leveled at TD posters.

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Originally Posted by DrWilly

Why do some posters feel the need to announce to the board that they are putting someone on ignore? Does it not negate the whole purpose of an ignore function?

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What use is putting someone on the ignore list if such person does not know they are being ignored?
You need to tell that person he is being punished.
In the buildings we constructed we had (Union Rule) to have a hoist (elevator) operator. One of them was a particular ashole, so I fixed his ass, to spite him I would not take the hoist and I would walk up 10- 20 floors , but I wanted him to know he was being punished so I told him!
He did not seem too bend over it. Some people are such asholse they dont even know when they are being punished.

^ BB it was joke. :)

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Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

to spite him I would not take the hoist and I would walk up 10- 20 floors

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Would cutting the hoist cable when he's on the 20th floor not be a better way to spite him?

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Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

In the buildings we constructed we had (Union Rule) to have a hoist (elevator) operator. One of them was a particular ashole, so I fixed his ass, to spite him I would not take the hoist and I would walk up 10- 20 floors , but I wanted him to know he was being punished so I told him!
He did not seem too bend over it. Some people are such asholse they dont even know when they are being punished.

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How was he getting punished by you walking up 20 floors? :D