Daily Moan

[taxexile]

thats a womans dog!

[Sleeper]

I had my eyebrows and ears trimmed yesterday

A bit drastic, but I understand why some people do it ...

[aging one]

^ Piles this must be your longest lasting sock of all time....

Drummer got zapped yesterday did he not?

[cyrille]

It's Plies?

He must have googled this then...

1. The formula is 5x - 33 = 2062
5x = 2062 + 33
5x = 2095
x = 419
So Stanley has 419 minus 33 = 386

2. 4x + 236 = 4160
4x = 4160 - 236
4x = 3924
x = 981
Dorothy has 1x + 236 = 1217

[Mandaloopy]

As a generous parting gift for term one my students have given me a cold, that was nice of them!

[panama hat]

Sharing is caring

[AntRobertson]

Just spilled tea on my trousers and it looks like I've pissed myself.

Awesome.

[Mandaloopy]

While I enjoy quite a few aspects of winter, this is one that I don't enjoy one little bit.

[OhOh]

Could have been worse.

A volley of extra sharp pencils.

[Mandaloopy]

Moving furniture for folks whose holding company is worth billions of USD cos they're too cheap to hire people to do it.

[Chittychangchang]

People who put the case for bagging up dog shit!
Let the fvcking shit biodegrade as nature intended.
Instead of putting in a single plastic bag that will never degrade.
There are exceptions of course, like Rex backing out a bad boy in front of the local curry house whilst customers are tucking into their pompadoms in horror.

[Bettyboo]

^ disagree...

Little kids walking around with mom and pop don't wanna walk into dog poo after dog poo. Clean up your dog's poo in public areas.

I agree about the plastic bags, a better alternative could be found/used.

[nidhogg]

I agree about the plastic bags, a better alternative could be found/used.

You can buy biodegradable dog poo bags. Even Lazada has them.

[David48atTD]

^ disagree...

Little kids walking around with mom and pop don't wanna walk into dog poo after dog poo. Clean up your dog's poo in public areas.

I agree about the plastic bags, a better alternative could be found/used.

Sorry Chitty .. but +1 to BB

Especially at the Park

[Mandaloopy]

I see few downsides of being an expat, but a biggie for me is how quickly relatives of a certain age can decline. Off back to Breixtland for the New Year, not sure my grandmother will make another trip around the sun. Dementia is a fucking cruel disease.

[cyrille]

When I was 15 I was on a date and we wandered around Chinatown in London and went into the most authentic place we found.


The menu was characters with very poor English translations underneath.


One of the dishes was “Egg with the meat bird” so OBVIOUSLY I had to order it.


It arrived and it was a big round earthenware dish with a gelatinous beige layer of vindictive evil flobbling around on top, like Satans lemon curd but the colour of a hearing aid and the consistency of misery.


I pushed my spoon through this travesty and broke through to the meat bird layer with a damp organic sound as the membrane was pierced, similar to when the eggs open up in Alien.


What followed was a smell unlike anything I’ve ever known to be associated with food. It was an oily pungent stench that leapt to the back of your throat and nostrils and coated itself over them. It was both rancid meat and rotting eggs and thousands of years of repressed hatred of the white man all at once.


Wiping tears from my eyes I was aware in my peripheral vision of my date gagging and recoiling, and a spreading circle of horrified silence moving rapidly away from our table as the smell hit the other diners, followed closely by a second spreading circle of scraping chairs and a quietly desperate rush for the door.


Under the layer of what I now knew to be biohazard protective eggy depression was a layer of bird embryos that had been fermented in what I can only assume was the acidic urine of the offspring of a jar of sulphur and a carton of primary school milk left in the sunshine on the last day of the spring term and not discovered until September.


Tiny whole bird embryos, beaks half open, eyes glazed, drowned in the liquid Jabba the Hutt orgasms.


That was the worst stench I’ve ever experienced, until I watched United’s midfield display against Bournemouth.
Tim Sutton


https://www.football365.com/news/sol...awful-midfield

[Chittychangchang]

I ctually thought for a minute that you'd made an honest, genuine, original post.

You actually plagiarized somebody else's moan

[cyrille]

There's a link at the bottom, you colossal moron.

And you actually have the gall to slate me for lacking originality?

[panama hat]

Pulled a muscle in my lower back two days ago shifting from the PJ Hilton to another hotel in Putrajaya for the next consulting gig . . . two massages and one bout of acupuncture and it's still a pain . . . had to cancel today's work - bugger.

Quick fixes anyone?

[cyrille]

Offload all the humblebrags immediately.

They're weighing you down.

[Latindancer]

Yes....have an epsom salts bath. You absorb the magnesium through your skin and it inhibits muscle spasm.

[David48atTD]

Quick fixes anyone?

Soapy?

[panama hat]

Offload all the humblebrags immediately.

Wazzat?

Soapy?

Malaysia . . .

[Chittychangchang]

I concurr PH, make sure the bath is full and hot ,stay in it till it goes cold then go to bed.
The muscle pain should be gone in the morning.

[panama hat]

I concurr PH, make sure the bath is full and hot ,stay in it till it goes cold then go to bed.
The muscle pain should be gone in the morning.

Thank you - better this morning and at work - still painful but not debilitating