Daily Moan

[withnallstoke]

My head hurts, and the hairs on my bastard tongue have turned purple.

[Loy Toy]

I have the dumbest fuck tenant ever to step foot on this planet.

Fuck him and the donkey he rode in on.

[withnallstoke]

I have the dumbest fuck tenant ever to step foot on this planet. Fuck him and the donkey he rode in on.

I will leave just as soon as i can mount the donkey.

[Cujo]

I have the dumbest fuck tenant ever to step foot on this planet.

Fuck him and the donkey he rode in on.

Please to elaborate.

[Loy Toy]

Please to elaborate.

He calls me over for the dumbest things complaining about this and that I think just to annoy me.

Then when I get there he has done stupid things that I have to then repair.

Yesterday was a light that did not work and he thought the fuse was the light bulb and smashed it when he took it out. And then refused to admit he removed the fuse even though he did because it wasn't there. I then told him I better get the ghost busters in to rid the house of these evil thieving demons.

Anyway after I replaced the bulb and the fuse we moved to the laundry whereupon he claimed the washing machine hot water didn't work anymore.

I then informed him that the machine was a cold water unit and didn't have a built in heater. When he looked at the control panel he then admitted that there was no hot water setting but still claimed the water was hotter before.

Then to the front door fly-screen that he claimed he couldn't close.

I took one look at it, noticed that a screw had come out a little, pulled a screwdriver out of my pocket and tightened it a fraction of a turn and the door closed perfectly.

Every month stupid requests which doesn't ever cost me money but the time it takes to attend to him.

My missus refuses to have anything to do with the clown.

Well that feels better now!

[leemo]

Just so you know, you get 10 years added to your life when you come to live in Thailand, due to the easy laid back lifestyle, less 5 years for health and safety standards, and another 8 for the stress of dealing with Thais.

[Loy Toy]

stress of dealing with Thais

My tenant is not Thai, he's English.

[Dillinger]

Is he an Aussie or American even ?

[Loy Toy]

Is he an Aussie or American even ?

He's a Pommy dope mate.

Oh and I stubbed my big toe which is now twice the size of the other one and is ferking killing me.

[leemo]

stress of dealing with Thais

My tenant is not Thai, he's English.

Just as well, you'll live 8 years longer if the rest of your family, neighbours and others you deal with are also English.

[klong toey]

Shoe shopping with Gert Bang Crappy The Mall, , anyone fancy a few beers of out for recovery drinks.

[Bettyboo]

I just don't get it...

[BaitongBoy]

^Is that Iceman?...

[Kurgen]

Manchester City.......BASTARDS !!!!!

[Cujo]

I just don't get it...

Forgot the name of the movie.
Bit of a cult classic.

[Loy Toy]

Now the eefing TV'S shit itself.

[klong toey]

Woke up 2am thought i was dead air con set at 20 floor fan blasting cold air onto us.
Gert had pulled the blanket of me i was bloody freezing body in a bag not a nice waking thought.

[peterpan]

^^

Now the eefing TV'S shit itself.

you must have been a naughty boy, when were are a Lad LT and now living in Patty , for your sins

[Kurgen]

Fukking hangovers.......BASTARDS!!! (shhhhh)

[withnallstoke]

Fukking hangovers.......BASTARDS!!! (shhhhh)

MANCHESTER.

[Kurgen]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh hhh !

[kmart]

Stupid twats living opposite us have bought a Siberian Husky puppy. Because it's obviously "cute" and "fashionable" this week.
Facking thing was howling all last night so I read the cnuts the riot act this morning. If this continues and they won't keep it in the house, the dog will disappear.

[klong toey]

Weight check for Gert 45.2 kg now officially fat.
Put on 2kgs in a month not managed that in over 10 years.

[xanax]

Got woken up at 5am today which makes a change from 5.30 when the cvnts next door get up and put the tv on full blast. Today it was a sound system in the next soi apparently a merit making party. Though I fail to see why it started so early, why so loud, and how they can think waking up the whole estate can be making merit, idiots.

[Rural Surin]

Got woken up at 5am today which makes a change from 5.30 when the cvnts next door get up and put the tv on full blast. Today it was a sound system in the next soi apparently a merit making party. Though I fail to see why it started so early, why so loud, and how they can think waking up the whole estate can be making merit, idiots.

Why don't you join 'em?
Usually free grub & booze....