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    Quote Originally Posted by waradmiral View Post
    wankers who refuse to indicate before turning. how fucking hard is it? these kooks should be beaten with a coconut
    Perhaps it's more difficult than not to be steering, wanking, and enable the signal indicator with only two hands...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by waradmiral View Post
    wankers who refuse to indicate before turning. how fucking hard is it? these kooks should be beaten with a coconut
    Perhaps it's more difficult than not to be steering, wanking, and enable the signal indicator with only two hands...
    that's gold

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    I am sitting in a hairdressers above a gogo bar in soi cowboy while Gert gets her eyebrows tattooed.Not a beer in sight.

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    My boss announced a unilateral decision that the May 1st holiday only applies to Thai employees only, not foreign, citing it as a 'Thai holiday for Thais'...?!?!

    A dozen Westerners who weren't expecting the day off and never would have asked for May Day off anyway, sitting at the conference table positively dumbstruck.

    Nice trolling, lady

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    My house has been invaded by loads of little fruit flys that seem hell bent on Kamikazi missions to take out my eyes.

    Bastards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    My house has been invaded by loads of little fruit flys that seem hell bent on Kamikazi missions to take out my eyes.

    Bastards!

    Are you sure that they're fruit flys...?
    Or common nats - even more so attracted to your eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    I am sitting in a hairdressers above a gogo bar in soi cowboy while Gert gets her eyebrows tattooed.Not a beer in sight.
    Did you ask AIS to block their ads on your phone yet?

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    My wife told me they're fruit flys and she's never been wrong, trust me on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    I am sitting in a hairdressers above a gogo bar in soi cowboy while Gert gets her eyebrows tattooed.Not a beer in sight.
    Did you ask AIS to block their ads on your phone yet?
    Yes nice and quite now.

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    My new landlord is French.

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    ^You're old landlord was German? Happy now?

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    Politicians all of them insult your intelligence.

    And the cock heads that vote for them but no one admits voting for the brown nosed shit breathed leaches.

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    Moaning twats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    My house has been invaded by loads of little fruit flys that seem hell bent on Kamikazi missions to take out my eyes.

    Bastards!
    They lay their eggs in your eyes and hatch out at night, eating their way through your retinas while you sleep.

    See the black bits in bananas? Those are Tarantula's eggs those are.

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    those liberal government types,who due to a small discretion on my "criminal record" denied my application to the join the army,hence denying me free international travel and the opportunity to bag me a few ragheads.....

    BASTARDS

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrylad66 View Post
    those liberal government types,who due to a small discretion on my "criminal record" denied my application to the join the army,hence denying me free international travel and the opportunity to bag me a few ragheads.....

    BASTARDS
    Don't forget the Chink's and Gook's.

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    I ran out of smokes. And it's hot outside.

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    Those whom seek attention unnecessarily by using the forum as a conduit regarding their real outside lives.


    ba....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy View Post
    I ran out of smokes. And it's hot outside.
    Give up then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
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    I ran out of smokes. And it's hot outside.
    Give up then.
    Too easy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
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    those liberal government types,who due to a small discretion on my "criminal record" denied my application to the join the army,hence denying me free international travel and the opportunity to bag me a few ragheads.....

    BASTARDS
    Don't forget the Chink's and Gook's.
    Try The French Foreign Legion

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
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    those liberal government types,who due to a small discretion on my "criminal record" denied my application to the join the army,hence denying me free international travel and the opportunity to bag me a few ragheads.....

    BASTARDS
    Don't forget the Chink's and Gook's.
    Try The French Foreign Legion
    did look into it but couldn't be arsed learning french....

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    kids put a metal transformer toy in the microwave to see sparks fly out of its weapon and blew all the fuses in the house.

    happy mother's day! 555

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    SIL decided to clean my Panama hat today.
    Well meaning and all but the shape is completely lost after scrubbing with soap and water.
    Time for a new hat....

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    Gert what did i order it is very nice feck i dont know i have been on the gin.

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