I am sitting in a hairdressers above a gogo bar in soi cowboy while Gert gets her eyebrows tattooed.Not a beer in sight.
My boss announced a unilateral decision that the May 1st holiday only applies to Thai employees only, not foreign, citing it as a 'Thai holiday for Thais'...?!?!
A dozen Westerners who weren't expecting the day off and never would have asked for May Day off anyway, sitting at the conference table positively dumbstruck.
Nice trolling, lady
My house has been invaded by loads of little fruit flys that seem hell bent on Kamikazi missions to take out my eyes.
Bastards!
My wife told me they're fruit flys and she's never been wrong, trust me on that.
My new landlord is French.
^You're old landlord was German? Happy now?
Politicians all of them insult your intelligence.
And the cock heads that vote for them but no one admits voting for the brown nosed shit breathed leaches.
those liberal government types,who due to a small discretion on my "criminal record" denied my application to the join the army,hence denying me free international travel and the opportunity to bag me a few ragheads.....
BASTARDS
I ran out of smokes. And it's hot outside.
Those whom seek attention unnecessarily by using the forum as a conduit regarding their real outside lives.
ba....
kids put a metal transformer toy in the microwave to see sparks fly out of its weapon and blew all the fuses in the house.
happy mother's day! 555
SIL decided to clean my Panama hat today.
Well meaning and all but the shape is completely lost after scrubbing with soap and water.
Time for a new hat....
Gert what did i order it is very nice feck i dont know i have been on the gin.
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