Daily Moan

[Maanaam]

^
I used to love the Easter holidays.
As Arnie Swartzenegger always says 'I love Easter, baby'

He's Christian, so he hasta love Easter.

[Davis Knowlton]

Studying with the twins for the upcoming SAT exam. Thousand page study guide with practice tests. I would like to line up every wordy, pompous, pretentious cocksucker who had anything to do with the formulation of this shit, and slowly beat them to death, one by one.

[tomcat]

I would like to line up every wordy, pompous, pretentious cocksucker who had anything to do with the formulation of this shit, and slowly beat them to death, one by one

...if this is one of the Princeton series for SAT prep, then I have a friend who lives in Princeton and who writes test items for their practice tests...while not pompous or pretentious, he is a cocksucker...

[Davis Knowlton]

^May his offspring all work in Walmart.

[noelbino]

Another meal at Black Canyon and another dash to the dunny with the Trots.

[tomcat]

he is a cocksucker

May his offspring all work in Walmart.

I meant that literally...

[Davis Knowlton]

^In that case, may his life partner be infected with anal warts.

[Neverna]

[tomcat]

[Storekeeper]

[Davis Knowlton]

After a week of earthquakes, nothing quite says "Fuck you!" like a 12-hour brownout. Cocksuckers.

[Dillinger]

cheer up mate, theres a tornado on its way

[Davis Knowlton]

^And locusts, and poisonous frogs..............

[tomcat]

And locusts, and poisonous frogs.

please...leave the Chinese out of this...

[yortyiam]

I'm having my patience sorely tested at the moment. For three weeks now the house I live in has been turned into a building site downstairs as my landlord converts it into two separate flats. The racket of walls being knocked through or drilled into is doing my head in! Sometimes before 8.30am too.

[Mandaloopy]

The price of trains in the UK is ridiculous. Now, I don't know why I'm acting all angry and surprised about it seeing as it is well known they are a rip off. 78 quid to go to Bedford is a tad more than the journey up to Shan State. Regardless, I'm blaming King Crony Richard Branson and other Tory bastards.

[nidhogg]

78 quid to go to Bedford....

Bad news is it costs double that to get OUT of Bedford. But its worth it of course.

[Dillinger]

^^ book well in advance

Its the Brits take on the Thais dual pricing for you daygos

[Davis Knowlton]

After a week of earthquakes, nothing quite says "Fuck you!" like a 12-hour brownout. Cocksuckers.

13.5 hours. Still out. Cocksuckers. 14.5 now. But did get a text of apology from the electric company. "Fuck you. We're a monopoly. Suck it bitch."

[ENT]

Thanks Ent but it's not cooking oil. The pipe runs under the cupboard to the hob and is yummy yellow plastic.

I am still waiting for mousy to get out of the blocked hole. He hasn't managed to eat his way out yet.

Block the mouse hole with cement and wire wool if it chews through again.

Mice hate getting the wire wool stuck in their teeth, so give up chewing.

[thaimeme]

After a week of earthquakes, nothing quite says "Fuck you!" like a 12-hour brownout. Cocksuckers.

13.5 hours. Still out. Cocksuckers. 14.5 now. But did get a text of apology from the electric company. "Fuck you. We're a monopoly. Suck it bitch."

Living the dream, Davis.

[Davis Knowlton]

^Oh yeah. Tropical paradise......

[Troy]

After 3 days melting in 40 degrees, I've retired to the bedroom with the aircon on full blast..absolute bliss

[Neverna]

My aircon doesn't like this hot weather. It's struggling to stay cool. And the cold water isn't even cold so I can't even have a cold shower to cool down.

[Chittychangchang]

Put a damp sheet in the freezer then wrap yourself up in it before bed, works a treat.

My moan today is having driven 2 hours to the beach in beautiful warm sunshine, set up the cricket and guess what bowled out for a duck...oh and the sun fooked off and was replaced by cold winds and grey skies.