Dear Pooly...

[Marmite the Dog]

Hey, don't cry mate. Why don't you go and meet DD in Jomtien. Wolfgang won't see you then, so you can relax with the Dog.

[poolcleaner]

Hello and a thanks every. Yes i am havee a small hard one also for you Mr Poolcleaning. Yesterday I am make a tour with Johann, my fiend , to the club on the Soi 19 when I am seeing Ernst to makee the dancing (smoochee one) with Wolfgang. I am seeing Wolfgang a meny and we are share the condomeeniam. Wolfgang is makee meny a promise to me for also to future with him. He is not seeing me seeing him makee the smoochee dancing with Ernst and I am a berst in the tears and just run out. I am so makee the heartburn for him. I know he is a telling not the truth also and I am not want to a tell him that I see. I am thinkee that he know that I am already know but not a sure.
Ernst should be at home with Peter who is a fiend also of Johann but he is not and so out with mien Wolfgang to makee the dancing.
And so now the Johann is an upset one same same as Dieter but Peter is not knowing also.
Should I make the appointment to discuss with Wolfgang or just a go on to make the pretend that I am a not see him dancing with the Ernst.
When Peter is to find out he will be upset very also.
Can you makee the helpful with me bcause I am not a know which one to do?

Thanks.

When I find myself in a situation like this Twinkle I step back and ask myself
"If I was Peter would I want to know?"

I always answer "No!"

Best to keep things quiet pretend you saw nothing and be just a little cool when you next speak to Wolfgang.

[twinkle]

Thanks and a thanks The poolcleaning but I am a havee also Wolfgang back with me now and I am to slapping him. He is the slut and he know that I am know also. He is a one to makee sleeps on the couch the daag. I am so making the upset about her dancing with the Ernst that I am not also to makee his papaiya in the morgen. I am so angry with this ones.

Thanks.

[poolcleaner]

Thanks and a thanks The poolcleaning but I am a havee also Wolfgang back with me now and I am to slapping him. He is the slut and he know that I am know also. He is a one to makee sleeps on the couch the daag. I am so making the upset about her dancing with the Ernst that I am not also to makee his papaiya in the morgen. I am so angry with this ones.

Thanks.

I can see a make up fuck on the horizon!

[hillbilly]

Dear Uncle Poolie,

Oh, I wish that I had followed your advice concerning rentals vs. minor wifes. The problem is now my minor wife wants me to visit her mom and dad to show off the goods. Being away for an evening is one thang, but for the weekend?

Now what should i do?

[Fabian]

When I find myself in a situation like this Twinkle I step back and ask myself
"If I was Peter would I want to know?"

I always answer "No!"

Best to keep things quiet pretend you saw nothing and be just a little cool when you next speak to Wolfgang.

Did you actually get what he was trying to say?

[poolcleaner]

Dear Uncle Poolie,

Oh, I wish that I had followed your advice concerning rentals vs. minor wifes. The problem is now my minor wife wants me to visit her mom and dad to show off the goods. Being away for an evening is one thang, but for the weekend?

Now what should i do?

That's no real drama Hillbilly.
Minor wives are all about power, control and, of course, money.
She wants more of no.3 which she thinks she can get by exercising no.1 which in turn demonstrates who actually has no.2.
But as we all know whoever has no.3 has the other 2 in buckets.
Not only should you tell her to fark off but you should do it once a week.
Just before you hand over the readies.
Also remind her frequently of the darling young 17 yo who keeps trying it on with you.
Let 'em know their place.
Also, shag her up the exhaust pipe and tell how much you love her.
In fact only tell her you love her while you're doing the backdoor!

[poolcleaner]

Did you actually get what he was trying to say?

Of course Fab.

that's why i got the job.

[machangezi]

Dear Poolie the cleaner,


One of my colleagues, a Brit, suddenly vanished. I've been calling him but there ain't any reply from his side. He was on the job for 9 months and never showed any sign of dis-satisfaction at job.

Yesterday I found out, form one of his Brit friends, that he left for England because his girlfriend, a thai, tried to stab him. As I know the guy was madly in love with the bitch and he'd do anything to keep her happy.

My question is ......

Why thai girls are so unpredictable and why do they go insane at times?

Thanx in advance.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Oh-ohhh...


I will not just stab. I would hang him in the wall! Wahahaha....


*devil laugh*

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie the cleaner,


One of my colleagues, a Brit, suddenly vanished. I've been calling him but there ain't any reply from his side. He was on the job for 9 months and never showed any sign of dis-satisfaction at job.

Yesterday I found out, form one of his Brit friends, that he left for England because his girlfriend, a thai, tried to stab him. As I know the guy was madly in love with the bitch and he'd do anything to keep her happy.

My question is ......

Why thai girls are so unpredictable and why do they go insane at times?

Thanx in advance.

Thai girls are only unpredictable and impossible to understand when you view them from a western perspective.
Do you think Thais find each otters behaviour strange?
Not at all because that's how they all act.
For example if my sister was to be married to anotter guy and then he pulled out of the marriage would it be acceptable to go and gang rape this guys sister?
Or if my sister was the one to veto would it be acceptable for the jilted guy to throw acid in her face?
Of course not but in some parts of the world this is expected behaviour.

Try and discover how all Thai people think. This will make it easier to see how Thai girls think.
Brits being stabbed by Thai girls isn't unusual here. We come to our dream playground and fancy screwing around as often as we can but our dedicated wives/ girlfriends are all about making a future for themselves and keeping dad in whisky and mom in gambling cash.
If you fok around with otter girls you're threatening the girls future.
Her reaction would be the same as yours if you came out from the pub and saw someone trying to steal your car.
Also, never try to reason with a Thai. It's a waste of time.
Just because you can see merit in an action it means fukall to a Thai.

I assume that back on the farm when disputes arose lashing out was the norm. factor in the language barrier and it makes sense that the girl will grab a knife.
Anyway to make every one feel better if she was a Filippino the knives don't come out until the cash is totally dried up.
Now there's a dangerous breed of women!

[Goddess of Whatever]

Pooly becomes "Siranee".

hehehehehe..

[poolcleaner]

Pooly becomes "Siranee".

hehehehehe..

Mai Kao Jai GoW.

is Sir Annee

a ladyboy comment

[Goddess of Whatever]

"Si-ra-nee"

Ask your wife, I think she knows who "Si-ra-nee" is.

[Fabian]

I assume that back on the farm when disputes arose lashing out was the norm.

You are so right with this assumtion.

[poolcleaner]

"Si-ra-nee"

Ask your wife, I think she knows who "Si-ra-nee" is.

Not a good idea GoW!!!!!

I'll have to wait til Sunday when a trusted bargirl can translate for me.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Not a good idea GoW!!!!!

I'll have to wait til Sunday when a trusted bargirl can translate for me.

It's not that bad, I think your wife will be proud of you when she knows that you are like "Siranee".


Jing jing na ja!

[friscofrankie]

Siranee is the Thai "Dear Abby " it's a good thing (if that's what you wanna be)

[Captain Sensible]

Hehehe. I am gonna recommend you for a pay rise Pooly. Your appointment as Agony Uncle has clearly been a boon to Teakdoor. You sir, are worth your weight in gold.

[ChiangMai noon]

Dearest uncle Poolcleaner.
My problem is one of those rare ones that doesn't involve the morality or otherwise of minor minge and the likes at which you specialise.

A couple of days ago, a previously very good friend of mine took it upon herself to tell my wife in front of an audience that i was not to be trusted. Not with women you understand as i have but the one true lubbb in my life, but regarding money. I am supposed to have failed to pay a 300 baht bill at her bar. A fact that I dispute. A cheat and worse I was called. Bearing in mind that my beery habits have a kept the place afloat for quite some time, I was dismayed indeed.
To add insult to injury, my wife was also informed that I was a no good drunk. Again an injustice.
On being informed of this vicious slander, I was outraged and being terribly drunk at the time raced into action, called the malicious litle bitch and told her that she was a malicious little bitch. I believe that i also told her to go fuck herself, repeating the insult for good measure.

Now my real problem is this.
The lady, deservedly, on the receiving end of my insults is the wife of my closest friend up here, she is also very close to my wife, as indeed are her family.
A rather close knit little unit has been blown apart and I wonder if you could help me to resolve the situation.
Sincerely, more in hope than expectation.

Chiang mai Noon.

[dirtydog]

Pattaya is quite nice this time of year

[ChiangMai noon]

Cheers dog.
Did you knock me a reputation point aswell?

Where's uncle poolie?

[benbaaa]

Morning, CMN. Call me old-fashioned, but you could always try paying your bill. :grin:

[ChiangMai noon]

Hey Benners.
What you doing up so early.
I'm watching the WWE Eddie Guerrero tribute special.
What's your excuse?

[benbaaa]

Chuffing dogs in the soi barking their heads off...



You haven't got a gun I can borrow, have you?