Teakdoors dating section

[dirtydog]

Well obviously there is a lot of money to be made in the internet dating game, and young harry has sent us our first applicant, although I do wonder whether it is his wife to be or not, never can tell with young harry.

Noi.

Thai Female looking for love.

Noi is a very vibrant young lady of a generally shy nature, her hobbies include dancing and wild passionate sex, she is looking to find a similar man, and in her words preferably some old American cnut with a small useless dick that he cant get up, here is our first picture of Noi.

[dirtydog]

Nois hobbies also include eating junk food in copious quantities and in previous liasons with American males she has nearly been able to eat as many big macs as them, at the present time she is able to eat 12 bigmacs in a 30 minute sitting and is hoping to improve on that.

[dirtydog]

Noi likes to dress for her man, she loves evenings out in the bars and fondling strange mens cocks, with her easy going character she would make a fine wife for some lonely old reprobate.

[dirtydog]

Noi also enjoys the fine lifestyle, fine wines and somtam.

I had to explain to her that she wouldn't get any dates unless I could get a pic of her tits, well the flash of a 100baht note= a flash of her tits, yep the dog goes that bit further to get the pics we want to see

[dirtydog]

now if you wish to contact noi pls pm harry for more details of his young lady friend, this fine woman is waiting to meet and serve you in any way you wish

[dirtydog]

Next up we have Lek, she is an extremely shy gal that is looking for a nice farang man, I believe she named him as Mr Atm, so Mr Atm please come forward and collect your gal, she dreams about you most nights and she says it makes her extremely horny which is why she works in a short time bar to satisfy her desires.

Her hobbies include eating and sleeping amongst a couple of other things that shouldn't be mentioned here.

[hillbilly]

I think Harry may finally get laid...

[hillbilly]

Harry, do you have B5,000? Tonight may be da night...

[Goddess of Whatever]

:smilmod: She looks nice.

[dirtydog]

anyway here is a nice portrait of Noi in happier times after she had eaten 12 big macs

[Marmite the Dog]

Fek - my omelette just made an unwelcome return!

Should I just eat it again or get a fresh one? :?

[dirtydog]

She is looking for a man just like you marmite, you know it makes sense, I love weddings

[Marmite the Dog]

Sorry, DD - I don't do weddings. Especially my own!

[Captain Sensible]

anyway here is a nice portrait of Noi in happier times after she had eaten 12 big macs

hmmm...........I wonder who the 'J' is representative of. Are you sure that you are telling us everything Marmers.:-P

[Captain Sensible]

She looks nice Marmite. Well done mate.

[dirtydog]

I think I shall announce the marriage on ajarn

[Captain Sensible]

How much is the sinsot Marmers?

[Marmite the Dog]

Eeek!

[Captain Sensible]

Eeek!

By that, do you mean that you have already paid it?

Be careful Marmers. While I wish you both every happiness, I dont think you should have to pay her family twice.

[Marmite the Dog]

*sobs uncontrollably*

[Captain Sensible]

You mean you paid her family twice already? Oh dear. Never mind mate. Iam sure that in the fullness of time she will be worthwhile.



Have you got her on a diet yet Marmers?

[MeMock]

Imagine both of them on marmers new motorbike!

[hirondelle]

*runs in to rescue marmite from the scary lady*

oh no, am I too late?

[Goddess of Whatever]

You mean you paid her family twice already? Oh dear. Never mind mate. Iam sure that in the fullness of time she will be worthwhile.



Have you got her on a diet yet Marmers?

It would be a hard work but Marmers, just ask her to talk to me, I have a good advise for her how to diet.

[Marmite the Dog]

*runs in to rescue marmite from the scary lady*

oh no, am I too late?

It seems so....:-(