My girlfriend is a prostitute and I don't care

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Today she admitted a few things...

That..

1: She did kill another two cats but it was almost twenty years ago, shortly after the first time.

2: This young American businessman had paid her flight over, and had also bought her a camera.

3: She didn't really love me but she liked me enough to take a week off, and ignore calls from her two customers and that she didn't rule out the possibility of falling for me.

However - she requested that I let her get on with her job as from today, and also that I tell my mother the truth instead of lying and saying she was a waitress - this I found very odd, why would she want my mother to know what she does but not her own mum?

She is also concerned about getting pregnant now that we have done away with the johnnies, but I practice the emergency evacuation with great effect.

Yeah, I think this is as good as it gets for old Scampy - my hair is gonna go soon. All I have to do is give her a month to work, finish the funfair and move to the Phillipines where her auntie could get me a teaching job while she finishes her nursing.

I said if she could get herself back over here when I finish work in May (ideally get the yank to pay for her ticket again) then I would be willing to pay her flight for a two week holiday in Blighty.

She said "let's just see what happens".

I said "Ok".



This was her on Stanley Beach last Monday.

[shehiredahitman]

Happy days, Scamp. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dark days & eternal misery await you round the corner - until the next time.

[mad_dog]

She is also concerned about getting pregnant now that we have done away with the johnnies, but I practice the emergency evacuation with great effect.

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Is this thread a wind up ?

[ChiangMai noon]

Is this thread a wind up ?

I had always assumed it was.
I'm not so sure anymore and I don't really care.
It's very entertaining.

I managed to get her onto the Wild Mouse where I saw her shed a tear for the first time

class.

[stroller]

Is this thread a wind up ?

No, it's Scampy live.

[dirtydog]

Whose the ugly bald guy groping her then scampy

[stroller]

Yeah, looks like a right piece of work.

Must be the American punter collecting her from Scampy's place.

[dirtydog]

Can't be an American, it is a well known fact that any American over the age of 11 weighs over 150 kilos, I think I read somewhere now that the average American birthweight is 18 kilos, and within the next 30 years most Americans will have proportions similar to the African Elephant, McDonalds will be lifted to a God like status and Americans will pray to Ronald, have to try and find that article

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Whose the ugly bald guy groping her then scampy

Less of that, I'm not bald yet - still receeding, and I ain't no seppo!

She just sent me an sms (in her usual minimalist, no nonsense style) saying 'I shall see you later'.

This is confusing me because I thought she had to work and I couldn't see her for a few days. I think she must have been browsing through the digital camera the seppo got her and seen the photo I took of myself with her shreddies on my head and had a chuckle to herself thus realizing how much she misses me after just a couple of hours.

We were at it like bunnies this afternoon but (possibly because we were on the piss last night) she couldn't do her beans and so I ended up losing all feeling and deflating like a small wind sock and so she burned herself out and crashed out, allowing me to find the digicam in her bag.

Fancy another photo?

[stroller]

This is confusing me because I thought she had to work

Maybe she finished her work for today already?

[dirtydog]

^ Yucky

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Here she is with her camera, taking a photo of me. I am standing up naked on the bed but fortunately my gangly white body is out of shot.



This was taken on the built in i-sight on my MacBook pro which she could have stolen when I went to the supermarket to buy Corona beer, smokers toothpaste and baby carrots, but didn't.

I rang my mum to say Sandra wasn't really a waitress and that she tld me to tell her the truth but my brother says she is in Torquay playing golf with uncle Jim and Auntie Ronnie, so I guess that will have to wait.

Did I mention that she turned down a job at the funfair? ...Just goes to show how shit it is, she'd rather lie down for rich seppos - still, once I suss out how to put my debut movie - Walking With Ladyboys, onto YouTube, the TV execs will be queing up to offer me some kind of travel show job and I will not have to worry about money anymore.

[dirtydog]

What were the baby carrots for just out of interest.

[qwerty]

^^ Well, she's got a nice smile.

[dirtydog]

nice tits aswell, god knows what she is doing with that bald bloke

[flash]

still, once I suss out how to put my debut movie - Walking With Ladyboys, onto YouTube,

Seems she has a nice cock too??

[stroller]

Can't see any tits.
I am sure Scampy has got some juicier pics taken with this i-sight.

Did I mention that she turned down a job at the funfair? ...Just goes to show how shit it is, she'd rather lie down for rich seppos

Just shows that she prefers shorter working hours for more money and better entertainment value.
- sensible lass, make sure you keep that one.

[Boon Mee]

Did I mention that she turned down a job at the funfair? ...Just goes to show how shit it is, she'd rather lie down for rich seppos -

Well, we all know rich as well as poor seppos/septics have bigger & better equipment!

[dirtydog]

You must be a black American then Boon Me cos white ones average out 2 inches shorter that us real men from the UK.

[Boon Mee]

You must be a black American then Boon Me cos white ones average out 2 inches shorter that us real men from the UK.

I've got it on good authority you're from 'down under' there, DD

[shehiredahitman]

my MacBook pro

Slightly off topic but have you ever had any problems with that Mac, Scamp, or wish you'd never bought it, or looked on enviously as someone with a regular Windows laptop did stuff you wish you could do with yours?

I'm buying one Monday unless I'm convinced otherwise beforehand.

PS. Post some of her naked, man.

[flash]

Slightly off topic but have you ever had any problems with that Mac, Scamp, or wish you'd never bought it, or looked on enviously as someone with a regular Windows laptop did stuff you wish you could do with yours?
I'm buying one Monday unless I'm convinced otherwise beforehand.

I have used mac's for years and find them very reliable and they can do everything a pc does.

[dirtydog]

I've got it on good authority you're from 'down under' there, DD

Oy no insults on this forum, I am bloody English, none of my family was deported to Aussie land

[The Gentleman Scamp]

my MacBook pro

Slightly off topic but have you ever had any problems with that Mac, Scamp, or wish you'd never bought it, or looked on enviously as someone with a regular Windows laptop did stuff you wish you could do with yours?

I'm buying one Monday unless I'm convinced otherwise beforehand.

PS. Post some of her naked, man.

I've got loads of problems with my i-movies - but I don't regret buying it.

Macs are the way forward, mine can even run on the windows operating system if I want it to, but the Mac system is very similar, and if I had never used either I might even find the Mac system easier.

Sandra is a bit like a Mac - she's reliable, good looking, and has a cracking pair of tits.

Don't have any naked pics and even if I did, I don't think I would post them - I have to respect her dignity, can't have love without respect - anyway you can see a bit of niplle in that last pic so use your imagination.

She has a proper womans body, real nice - not one of these petite Issan pygmy's with a two pea arse and and fried egg tits, no sir it's curves all the way.

[dirtydog]

So your mate Mac with the cracking pair of tits, is post or pre op ?