Ok, I've been putting it off for long enough, so now I have just over 3 weeks in which to get my new passport. Today I tackled the form and it was very confusing - go to section this, go to section that - the sections aren't even marked... And it says permanent address, what does that mean? I don't have a permanent address! Or do they mean the family home where my mum lives?
And what is the meaning of this crap?
So I need to call my father and ask for his passport number and when he was married? He never did marry my mum, he got her up the duff on Sandown beach in the Isle Of Wight in September 1973. So I've left it blank anyway, I think I don't need to answer unless I was born after Dec 31st 1982.
So, the counter signature - I'd forgotten about this... Last time in Shanghai 2006, a professional roller coaster repair man did it for me, and before that it was my mate DC Ted at Harrow On The Hill nick, and before that it was my GP.
So now who signs it? William? Dirtydog? My dentist?
Finally, where's the fucking box it's telling me to sign in and not touch the sides?
Forms, I hate them - that's why I left the UK because of forms.