Thread: "UK Immigration has made a decision on your visa...

...documents can be collected from the visa application centre after two working days"

Bit vague. Bit fucking blase after all the SHIT I've had to go through to sort it out.

Is there any reading between the lines here or is this how they work?

A simple yes or no would've sufficed.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

...documents can be collected from the visa application centre after two working days"

Bit vague. Bit fucking blase after all the SHIT I've had to go through to sort it out.

Is there any reading between the lines here or is this how they work?

A simple yes or no would've sufficed.

Standard letter, you have to wait till the misses picks it up and opens the envelope, to add to that though if they haven't been pestering you for extra information or if they have and you provided it all then all should be good.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

add to that though if they haven't been pestering you for extra information or if they have and you provided it all then all should be good.

Ahh, much obliged BB - hopefully all should be good then.

Yes, good luck Mr & Mrs Slap

Indeed good luck Slapps, and commiserations to the poor missus if she must once again reunite with your good self.

Does this mean no more pictures of sweaty kebabs and cardboard chips?

All the best Slapper.

Any chance of running us through the process? I will need to do all that myself soon.

Easier for you to return home [LOS] to where you belong, Slap!

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Easier for you to return home [LOS] to where you belong, Slap!

Indeed, the spandex clad Eurotrash Slapper is not much fun.

Thanks all.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Any chance of running us through the process? I will need to do all that myself soon.

Shall do when I get home.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Indeed, the spandex clad Eurotrash Slapper is not much fun.

What? I've been working me bloody socks off to produce quality and interesting copy for you lot!

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Necron99

Indeed, the spandex clad Eurotrash Slapper is not much fun.

What? I've been working me bloody socks off to produce quality and interesting copy for you lot!

Sorry mate, but the trials and tribulations of you being served a litre of Leffe in a gay glass just doesn't have the same cutting edge as a LK addled no lights bike ride to the shop.

It's the forum equivalent of Hunter S. Thompson writing a novel about a trip to a petting zoo followed by a nice English Afternoon Tea..

Originally Posted by Necron99

LK addled no lights bike ride to the shop

*sigh*

But alas! Those days of yore can and will be lived again!

Hope it's a positive outcome mate, for the visa and the TD contributions.

It's a bit like our own version of the Archers. (Someone will have to explain that for the non-Brits).

^Fallon was knocking about with the village bobby,and Tony's new bull has got a big pair.
We all know what character Mr Slap would play,

Just seen this on a UK Immigration FAQ site:

"Only if your application is successful, will you receive an automatic notification"

Has anyone here received the notification and been denied the visa?

Ta
xxx

Looking quite promising so far.

Was it a tourist or settlement visa you applied for?

^ Visiting family / or tourist visa I think the chap said they are now called.

People worry too much mainly due to scare stories started by the robbing scum (visa agencies), as long as form is filled in correctly and the UKBA are happy she has reason to return and enough funds for visit (your money), visa granted. In fact apart from the crap you read from visa agencies I don't think I know of anyone who has ever been knocked back for a tourist visa.

^ Love your work, sir!

How's por getting on these days?

Old Por is still pottering around doing his thing; you know, drinking, smoking, sweeping, masturbating in his own filth.


The man is quite simply a legendary motherfucker.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Old Por is still pottering around doing his thing; you know, drinking, smoking, sweeping, masturbating in his own filth.


The man is quite simply a legendary motherfucker.

And how is his UK visa application going ?

Come on Mr Slap we are waiting for yea or nay,had me fingers and legs crossed for ages now.

Nope.

Didn't happen - for reasons which I am simply unable to fathom. The embassy official are either blind or thick as fucking pig shit.

However, this makes my decision to return East quite easy...