Thread: Well, well well.

Have you taken a sample of the water to be tested and recieved a report?

Have you asked the owner of you property if their has been any local gossip of children disappearing down it?

Originally Posted by OhOh

Have you taken a sample of the water to be tested and recieved a report?

Lord no.

Other well associated media is also welcome until Edith gets her painting kit on in a few days.


Probably the best Sachy skit out there.

Oh Dear.

Ding dong Bell is there Pussy in the well?

Your small lady roller will suck up a quarter of Topper's recommended amount of paint before you apply anything.

Due to your very moderate tempo in painting, your teabreaks and the thai heat, another 50 % will just dry before hitting the concrete.

In conclusion:

Good luck






PS

Can we still vote in "TD Wellend of 23" ?

Dear Mr Phil Holer

All swell that ends well

Originally Posted by Edmond

place sealer around the new top.

Wellcro ?

^


Looking at paint.

Fokin' ell, can't they just sell 'Exterior paint for concrete' . That's it. That's all I want. No further options or requirements needed.

Outdoor concrete.
Paint.

Simple as that.

It's like going through a catalog of Latin placenames ffs. Paint for outdoor concrete. Does it really need to be made more complex.

Saw one of these Hungr one's in Snuddapest

Not sure if IKEA is on C Mai but I bought a 1 metre diameter one in Hang Dong for peanuts years ago

^ good idea, Ed could then send it to Mendy for sanding and painting.

Originally Posted by Topper

^ good idea, Ed could then send it to Mendy for sanding and painting.

yep but needs a good rubba

Originally Posted by Topper

^ good idea, Ed could then send it to Mendy for sanding and painting.

I could paint it red and Ed can pretend it's a satellite dish.

The neighbours would be well impressed.

A painting we shall go

A painting we shall go









The perfect shade of chocolate brown

A painting we shall go.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Oh come on, someone, please.

With the ill behaviour

Anyone got a tip for removing Interior + Exterior House Paint from a leather car seat?

Originally Posted by Edmond

The perfect shade of chocolate brown

More cynic souls and most professionals would call that particular one.......shite brown.


Montezuma brown

Originally Posted by Edmond

Anyone got a tip for removing Interior + Exterior House Paint from a leather car seat?

Hot water and "knuckle fat".

If it isn't successful, paint the whole seat.

Noted and noted with thanks and thanks, sir.

Bard says it depends on the kind of paint.....

Originally Posted by Edmond

Anyone got a tip for removing Interior + Exterior House Paint from a leather car seat?

Use a competent person as with so many tasks.

It often helps to read instructions / watch utUBE

When dealing with paint that may stain pros use

1 A drop sheet/even old newspaper/cardboard better than nothing

2Wear old/disposable clothes

3 With gloss a supply of turps sub and a rag/ If you live a long way from a shop any cheap alcohol is almost as good, rubbing alcohol or Lhao Khao costs pennies here.

A real pro may nver need but if painting for a client a good back up.

I recall working in an Office in Bond Street in 1970s where the boss of a team from Streatham a wealthy pal of of the family turfed up ina 3 piece suit climbed a ladder and showed the lads how to do ceiling paper.

He was an amazing confident character with a Bogey swagger, Riger Moore lookalike with a wife and least 2 mistresses spread around London that I was aware of.

He ran numerous lucrative firms AM and spent his afternoons with the horse races, ladies or poker. I think I learnt more from Fred about life than years at college !! He was also an excellent snooker player, taught me BACKSPIN and cushion usage!

As for you Lulu I think pay a Thai 20 bucks a day and relax I am not sure tyou are suited to be a tradesman perhaps a storyteller, or could of course TikTok how not to do DIY with hilarious Thai lookas, finga pointers.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The perfect shade of chocolate brown

That reminds me, I still haven't had my prostate exam.

Thanks for the reminder, Ed.

My pleasure, sir.


Blamed the paint stain on the TOA paint kid.

1st coat done. Looks great.

Half way through the afternoon gym sesh. Chicken be a BBQ'ing.

Life is rosy.


Though like me first blowie, I think I've completely lulu'd me lower back. #may.do.a.thread.