Thread: Design Ideas togetridofsomeone.

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A new possibility has appeared of getting rid of The Indolent Brother .

And it involves me spending a very VERY small number of Bahts ( no 10 000 Bahts a square metre nonsense here ).

But it does involve constructing a SIMPLEASSHIT dwelling for him .

Presently he reclines in Palazzo Filth which is 5 metres long and 3 metres wide .

Here it is .....





No No No .


Wrong photo ...........





Happy he has been in there with his pet 6 million fleas and some dogs .

Then even he decided he needed a toilet so he added on 3 metres which was split into a toilet and a cooking area .

{ Always best to have those two as close together as possible I must agree.
Saves the bacteriae tiring themselves with long journeys. }





Making a total of 24 square metres consisting of one ( large ? ) living-sleeping area 15 sq metres , a toilet 4.5 sq metres and a cooking area 4.5 sq metres .

If he has been content there then he will be insanely happy when I make a SIMPLEASHEIS construction of 64 sq metres !!!


And that is where I am now . Deciding a floorplan for a very extremely simple dwelling which will be 8 metres by 8 metres.
I am thinking of making two ( single ) bedrooms .
One will certainly be used as a kind of museum for his lovingly preserved collection of rusting moatybike wheels , broken locks and smashed fish tanks - until it's needed as a bedroom.

So 2 single bedrooms . A toilet . A cooking area. A general living area .

In an 8 metre square , single level , cheap , very cheap build .

If you are in that kind of mood then please do put a pencil on a paper and send any ideas.

I'm sketching stuff now and I'll post it in a while .

Don't care about pillars getting in the way .
If it's good enough for Betty it's good enough for the Sloth of Isaan .



Wasp

Hang on, and I being compared to the Sloth of Issan???



Waspy, do not spend money, any money!!!, on this cnut because he will presume it to be the norm, and his expectations will just rise along with his feeling of entitlement. Give the fuker nothing, NOTHING!!!

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Needn't be beholding to your BIL unless he contributes considerably....I don't know - perhaps he does or doesn't.

Kick the parasite to the curb.
Be done with it.

We will benefit greatly from this .

When I provide this dwelling he will sod off AND give up his 50% entitlement to Missy's land .

Actually lands .

She will benefit by a lot more than I'll spend.


Wasp

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Buy the materials and let him build it himself

He WILL be doing the building work - to his happily crap standards .

But if I just buy materials he'll use them ... probably sell some .... then come back and say " Need more .... " .

So I want to decide on a very simple design ...... buy exactly those materials ....... and leave no scope for scammification activity.

Right down to the exact number of 20 x 40 blocks.

Imagine if I give him and his mates a free hand to work on their own design !!

With me paying he'll start with a Snooker room !!!



Wasp

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Hang on, am I being compared to the Sloth of Issan???

Noo Noo Nooo !!!!!

It's saying that if a man of such refinement ...........



................. is happy with a pillar in the middle of his room then a knob like the Indolent Sloth must make do with the same.



CreepyWasp

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I'd demolish that wall in the background. There's no bond in the build and a good wind would bring it down.

But they worked so hard to almost get the lines straight !

They may be a little ashamed though . They tried to hide it behind that rusty corrugated iron.
Or maybe the rusty sheets are waiting to go into his Museum of Indolence .



Wasp

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Cheaper in the long run, Wasp....

This is a LOT more than I was planning to spend.


Wasp

Originally Posted by stroller

Will the new build be far enough away, i.e. Mae Hong Son or Yala?

It will not be far away at all .

We'll still hear his cock .



Wasp

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Buy him a high powered electric shower. Wont be hard to find some lao kao addled amateur sparky up there to install it. Maybe increase your odds with a fully automated Jap toilet and illuminated whirlpool.After going to all that expense you'll wanna protect him with an electric fence, doors and windows.

I do like Creative !!! ........... though it sounds like you've done this before.


Wasp

Originally Posted by stroller

He'd probably have one stored behind his shed.

You're WRONG stroller.

Completely wrong .

It's inside his shed !

It's a dining table .


For one.



Wasp