Thread: Dial Emma preferred apparatus

"Best cell wrangle to forkoff pc thread"





Can you translate/rephrase the thread title, please, David?

Originally Posted by david44

It is handy to have 2+ sims but 5 cameras , really?

"It's hardly two halfs added to two = (sums) 5

Kamala, really !"

'Ignore threads started by _____' would be such a good option.

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Ignore threads started by _____' would be such a good option.

but you cannot ignore mine it seems, thanks for your contribution always good to see your photo and repo threads, slow day at da Pondergramma Paradiso?

Oddly in a recent poll twice a many wanted you to quit, perhaps they don't appreciate you need the therapy of correcting those who lack your special skillset

^ At least 2 sim cards, I'm in agreement with. The camera thingy is to do with the lens more than anything else. One facing each way is all I really need but hard to find nowadays.

The mobile is becoming the godsend for rubberneckers of this world.

Originally Posted by david44

"أفضل مشاجرة خلوية لفصل خيط الكمبيوتر"

"בעסטער צעל ראַנגלע צו פאָרקאָפף פּיסי פאָדעם"

"Gwrangle cell gorau i fforchio edau pc"

A Google translation of the weirdly phrased thread title just produces a weirdly phrased translation.

What is the thread about, David? Don't make us have to guess or drink a bottle of Absinthe to understand the gibberish.

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Ignore threads started by _____' would be such a good option.

I often do, cyrille, but I have time on my hands today so decided to enter the Absinthe addict's den. A decision I might regret later.

I have to say, I often enjoy and appreciate David's contributions, many many of his posts are a step too far. It's just not worth the effort.

And now the thread title has been change to: "Dial Emma preferred apparatus"


Did you change it, David? Or is a mod preparing the thread for a trip to the Dog House?

Originally Posted by Neverna

And now the thread title has been change to:: "Dial Emma preferred apparatus"

And it's kinda funny

And rings a few Bells

Originally Posted by Neverna

A Google translation of the weirdly phrased thread title just produces a weirdly phrased translation.

What is the thread about, David? Don't make us have to guess or drink a bottle of Absinthe to understand the gibberish.

you asked for a tranlsation?

Helge and Troy seem to have no confusion with either title and offer their tips.

It is about the electric portable telephone, you may have seen they need regular replacement but offer feature/apps you may or may not need desire much like marriage.
I apologize if you lack absinthe , I can help you drink , but cannot make you see the world as I do.

So something like: 'Mobile phone features/apps desired or superfluous' ?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Plain English Charter

Plain English charter


We believe:
All thread title should be crystal clear. Everyone should be able to understand thread titles and act on them after reading them once.

While instructions on a condom, suppository packet or ballot paper I agree

However where would Yeats Shaw Wilde and Joyce been without the joy if well our sponsor Smoochi

Prose for pros

Originally Posted by Neverna

So something like: 'Mobile phone features/apps desired or superfluous' ?

No one stopping you deleting mine or start your own.

If you read the PC tips thread it was being derailed by Lulus car adverts and the Topper et al discussing phones

At the end of the day I enjoy your posts but I think if strem of consciousness or pissed posting discombob u Lattes there is Thai Geeza Smegworld or 4Chan?

Any way sent my last green and not sure I have much more to contribute

Originally Posted by david44

I apologize if you lack absinthe , I can help you drink , but cannot make you see the world as I do.

Drawing the last breath with a snigger ?

Wouldn't surprise me one bit

Originally Posted by david44

Any way sent my last green and not sure I have much more to contribute

1. Haven't received it yet

2. Softie. Have a snaps and come back full throttle.

(Nev is evil to all of us)

Originally Posted by david44

If you read the PC tips thread it was being derailed by Lulus car adverts and the Topper et al discussing phones

Perhaps that's the problem; to understand the title of this thread, you have to have read another thread first. I haven't, and I'm sure others also haven't.

Originally Posted by helge

(Nev is evil to all of us)

I do my best. Equality is important in our modern (western) world.

Originally Posted by helge

nigger ?

niggardly

Originally Posted by helge

Haven't received it yet

it'll slip in when rolle

Originally Posted by helge

Softie. Have a snaps and come back full throttle.

(Nev is evil to all of us)

i'll have bloody mary nitecap nev's gold and no one sober would bother readonging my driibble,

Perhaps she;s been tasked to clean out da dross to monetize sell site to a classier mongers hook up chat bored make a winner like Thaighlandchatter od Schtickman, all that work for a freebie with em Ah

If i need counselling from a Grate Dane I'll us Bluetooth

Thread title version 3: 'Mobile phone features/apps desired or superfluous 4 slo learners'

We're getting there.

Originally Posted by david44

If i need counselling from a Grate Dane I'll us Bluetooth

Feel free, Harald

Originally Posted by Neverna

We're getting there.

wiv alil help from my fiends

I realize you aybe sober and Engrish ot your fist tung.

I grew up wiv thespians our family were always in shows from Shalespeare to Orton to Giblet Swillyvan

Hence my lurv of Jabberwonly, ole perv priest Dodgson managed without an app


’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And, hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Lager lager bumming bright
In the forest of the night safari
What imported hand or eye
could shame thy fearful Cyrille Tea