Thread: Is Google monitoring my keystrokes?

Originally Posted by Neverna

I just had an odd experience. ٍSo are they monitoring my keystrokes in English or are they just guessing that I didn't really mean to type crap so it must be something else?

Your two options equate to the same thing. It's not rocket science to map a search engine to the world's keyboards to be able to produce the most sensible results.

Google knows when you cum...It monitors your key strokes...

Much like a golf swing...

Originally Posted by Neverna

Thanks. Are Google being clever or being sneaky?

They are using IA now for their search results, and probably detected that you meant to type English

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Neverna

Thanks. Are Google being clever or being sneaky?

They are using IA now for their search results, and probably detected that you meant to type English

They are using "IA" are they buttplug?

What's that then?

Something to do with Insert Anally, no doubt. Hmmm.

Internal Affairs?
Sounds like a website that Butters might frrequent.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper"...

...after a money shot, most probably.

what your browser tells the world - likely you will have a unique fingerprint

https://panopticlick.eff.org/

That's a great link, thanks.

thanks balddick, useful info.

I'm kinda disappointed.

I thought it was gonna freak me out by listing my name, address, age, favourite goat porn vids etc.

Originally Posted by baldrick

what your browser tells the world - likely you will have a unique fingerprint

https://panopticlick.eff.org/

Out of green power. Thanks.

Mine really sucks.

Originally Posted by Luigi

I thought it was gonna freak me out by listing my name, address, age, favourite goat porn vids etc.

that info is collected and then sold to the purveyors of goat sex accessories in your area - likely your mobile phone will alert them of your approach and they will make their offers

I would expect cookbooks to be on offer also

I'm guessing it's Butters .....he's the only connection with mad comp skillz with the rest of us.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Neverna

Thanks. Are Google being clever or being sneaky?

They are using IA now for their search results, and probably detected that you meant to type English

They are using "IA" are they buttplug?

What's that then?

oops, French version, of course AI you fucking dummy

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

Originally Posted by Neverna

Thanks. Are Google being clever or being sneaky?

They are using IA now for their search results, and probably detected that you meant to type English

They are using "IA" are they buttplug?

What's that then?

oops, French version, of course AI you fucking dummy

You're the one that called it "IA" and you're call me the fucking dummy.