Home network - Help needed

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Originally Posted by Perota

Then we have the security problem

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I used to run an open VPN server on the internet facing router ( I used wrt54gl's with tomatovpn firmware) and VNC on the monitoring and recording computers - one company with 2 sites I connected them with a VPN tunnel so that a couple of key cameras could be displayed on the security guards screens on both sites

I also had a machine setup in the office that would maintain vpn connections to all sites and ping each and every device every 15 seconds which was a good indication that it was alive - if it failed to respond after 15 minutes , then an email alert was sent and someone could ring the security guard at the location and get them to power it off and on which fixed the majority of the problems

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Originally Posted by baldrick

I also had a machine setup in the office that would maintain vpn connections to all sites and ping each and every device every 15 seconds which was a good indication that it was alive - if it failed to respond after 15 minutes , then an email alert was sent and someone could ring the security guard at the location and get them to power it off and on which fixed the majority of the problems

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I think you've got the wrong guy here Perota:rofl:

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indeed, my thoughts exactly, a fucking amateur :)

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

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indeed, my thoughts exactly, a fucking amateur :)

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Buttplug would use the age-old procedure of giving it a good thump and shouting at it.

That's about the extent of his technical knowledge.

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

indeed, my thoughts exactly, a fucking amateur

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it is not my profession you linguistically challeneged bean bag

shouldn't you be cold calling ? you have a quota to shift

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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

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indeed, my thoughts exactly, a fucking amateur :)

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Buttplug would use the age-old procedure of giving it a good thump and shouting at it.

That's about the extent of his technical knowledge.

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In French we have a name for this kind of people, a name that would suit him perfectly "mouche a merde", " shit fly"

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But honestly where did he get this idea he is some kind of expert in computer products ? There is nothing in his posts that makes even remotely sense. Even the most illiterate bar girl would have realized within 10 mn she's talking with an idiot. Which probably explain why he has nowhere else to spend his time.

keep up the good work Perota, you are doing a hell of a good job with that network, with baldrick for support :rofl:

fooking priceless :)

I think we need a level 3 smart switch somewhere here, just to spice things up :p

Perota is asking the adults - butters ,so best you go and have some banter with tweery

making a single line diagram of your network is a pretty good idea to help you with its connections , numbering and troubleshooting

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

fooking priceless

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I know you haven't noticed because you believe your own line of bullsh1t -

but no one takes any advice from you as it has been shown time after time to be mis informed

I realise you had a fling with the nerd who runs the voip for your "finance job" and now think that you are a computer genius , but there really is only one way forward for you

sign up for trump university

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

I think we need a level 3 smart switch somewhere here, just to spice things up :p

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Do you have any idea what an ISO layer is ? Of course not, you're just a phony, a bag of hot air

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

keep up the good work Perota, you are doing a hell of a good job with that network, with baldrick for support :rofl:

fooking priceless :)

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Typical nonsense from an attention whore, a sad annoying troll. You used to be someone here but now you're just a joke and you can't take it.

Stop embarrassing yourself, just fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Perota

Even the most illiterate bar girl would have realized within 10 mn she's talking with an idiot.

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As do the ladyboys that he pays to abuse him.

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Originally Posted by baldrick

Perota is asking the adults - butters ,so best you go and have some banter with tweery

making a single line diagram of your network is a pretty good idea to help you with its connections , numbering and troubleshooting

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

fooking priceless

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I know you haven't noticed because you believe your own line of bullsh1t -

but no one takes any advice from you as it has been shown time after time to be mis informed

I realise you had a fling with the nerd who runs the voip for your "finance job" and now think that you are a computer genius , but there really is only one way forward for you

sign up for trump university

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Baldrik, you are a fucking clueless amateur

go back to Plumbing or whatever manual work you do for a living :rofl:

Buttplug since you have no useful advice to offer in Computer News, why don't you poll the mods for a "Sucking Ladyboy Cock" thread.

At least that way you'll be able to comment as an expert.

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

go back to Plumbing or whatever manual work you do for a living

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why ?

women and computers :rofl:


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Oh another thread where buttplug gets pwned. *Yawn*

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Originally Posted by bsnub

Oh another thread where buttplug gets pwned. *Yawn*

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The shit fly knows nothing about computers and all his posts are dumb personal attacks. He gets his ass kicked each time but it's getting really boring. As you say *Yawn*


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He's not very bright you now.

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found this while looking for "Perota tangled in network cables" on Google

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Did you understand any of it?

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

found this while looking for "Perota tangled in network cables" on Google

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Do you masturbate as frantically as you google? Ouch.

I am sure he is familiar with buttsecs

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Originally Posted by aging one

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Originally Posted by Dragonfly

found this while looking for "Perota tangled in network cables" on Google

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Do you masturbate as frantically as you google? Ouch.

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When he's not noshing cock, probably yes.