iPad pro ( coming soon )

[nigelandjan]

http://www.apple.com/uk/ipad/?cid=wwa-uk-kwg-ipadOk so guess whats on top of my xmas list ?

Correct this little beauty , I'm gonna get a 4G model + pen for drawing + keypad cover ,, I.m moist with excitement already !


Cmon ! you Apple haters over to you !!!

[Dillinger]

The device it's vying against, the Microsoft surface pro has its 4th version out in October.

It will do well to top that first time round

[Bettyboo]

Yep, also saw this iPAD PRO breaking news in Dil's favourite mag...



(Nige, this isn't you, this isn't you; take a tablet for this sickness...)

[cyrille]

Does it have a punctuation helper?

[withnallstoke]

We really should have a seperate faggots/teenage girls part of the forum.

[harrybarracuda]

Apple copy every fucker don't they?

No imagination.

[terry57]

Don't forget the Screen saver Nig.

[david44]

iPAD PRO ? WTF

Is this a downloadable Sophie?

[david44]

We really should have a seperate faggots/teenage girls part of the forum.

This is it, didn't you get the password for the grown up room

Clue it's initials are DH ryhmes with Wog Louse a hotbed of seething discussions,witty asides and incisive intellect for the over 7s

[Topper]

I'm guessing the price to be over 40K.....plus accessories....

[withnallstoke]

didn't you get the password for the grown up room

Just checked.

I got it, but thought that "fuck off withnall" was just another insult.

[baldrick]

All these people rail about paying for a pro

fcuking hypocrites

[can123]

I have just bought a Samsung Galaxy Tab S for just under £ 300 at Curry's. Lovely machine and lots of memory thanks to card slot.

[Bettyboo]

Well if Can reckons they're no good then I guess I should try an iDevice...

[can123]

Well if Can reckons they're no good then I guess I should try an iDevice...

People who use Apple products are too dull to use Android. You are certainly a worthy candidate for an iPad. Just ensure an adult shows you which button is which and you can "Facebook" all day long.

[Bettyboo]

Thanks Can, enjoy the Nana Plaza hotel with your family...

[david44]

I just saw the Wipe Ad on Dave

Fantaastic gadet dunp in your pants and a robot bum gun cleans up and your good to go

Recommended by a Mr BettyDonut of ThatchedGoat View ,Thanon Barenakedladyboy Pattaya

[charleyboy]

People who use Apple products are too dull to use Android.

My fookin' Android is at the mender's.

I bought an Apple, it's the dog's danglies!

[Dillinger]

^^^

Anyone else updated to IOS 9 ? Apple have even upgraded Charleyboys 6 year old iPhone 4S to it.

its the mutts nuts

[Stinky]

"Apple is shite!"
"No android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!
"No Android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!"
"No Android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!"
"No android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!
"No Android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!"
"No Android is shite!"
"No Apple is shite!"

"Ok let's stop for lunch and continue this debate after"

[Little Chuchok]

^Exactly

Jesus wept!

[can123]

My father used to say, "average intelligence is dull" and he was quite right. Most people on the planet are not very clever and need devices made by Apple so that they can at least give the appearance of being part of a technologically advanced world.

I should really congratulate Apple on performing a service for the lessser beings on this planet. If my words seem harsh then I apologise wholeheartedly.

Now, will the dullards with the iPads please go into the corner and leave the rest of us alone ?

[Stinky]

My father used to say all cats are grey in the dark.

[Little Chuchok]

My father told me that people bickering about Apple and Android are Nancy boys with inverted penises

Amazing really, 'cause he's been dead for 25 years.

word

[Topper]

My father used to say all cats are grey in the dark.

Mine told me an Apple scorned will be an Apple mourned, so always pluck them Apples.