errrm...
errrm...
New titanium ultra smooth finish means like the bill it is more convenient
to stick it up your arse
& the cheap 5c, plastic with shite everything, is more expensive than every other phone excluding the 5s...
Having said that, I may be forced to buy the missus an iPhone 5s when I return to Bkk at the end of the contract.
The best thing about them is that, when you see somebody using an Apple phone, you know immediately that he is an idiot and you don't have to engage him in conversation to ascertain what sort of person he is. Makes life easier.
Buy yourself a pair of bollocks first an then you might be able to tell her it aint happening.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I think the best thing about it is that Apple will have your finger print which means that the CIA will have it as well. I wont be buying one.
Apple stock seems to have tanked suddenly.........
seems a lot of people are no longer impressed with the bullshit....
...and the original, now a classic:
they will need to wipe the lube from their fingers as the fingerprint reader is averse to sticky fingers
That's buttplug fucked then. His will be crusted in a day.
I can only think of one brilliant thing about the I-Blow 5plastic and that is that I will never own one.
Looks like some of the sheeple are starting to wake up to all this "I gotta have it no matter what the cost" Bullshit judging by crapple stock lately.
I'm not saying it was Aliens, but it was Aliens!
Originally Posted by SpinIf she wears the trousers then I'm allowed to cross-dress too...Originally Posted by Primo
Originally Posted by PrimoIt's a wet dream for those folk; all your info and access to everything in one place, fingerprint scan and gps; they'll be able to drone you for crimes without the need for a court (perhaps not so different from now), like an electronic speeding ticket... very worrying really.Originally Posted by Koojo
Cycling should be banned!!!
You mean the 4th Reich?Originally Posted by Koojo
Once the new super batteries are upgraded miscreants identified by farcebook misbehaviour will be verified via GPS,fingerprince and then twittered painlessly to sleep with a swift social eletrocution,premium subscibers will be able to "Watch and Like in real time"
Mentally Apped can select the pink $549 bottom price will find it will self insert rectally durng the recharge hours ,while the grey sad one auto - tweets
"I am a thaiophile slayer lost in Fukuoka please send lifelike Hi-So inflatable girl" ( I have only 2 characters left)
I have not actually watched this , but apparently it is about the Iphone 5same and the iphone 5cheap or maybe the iphone 5sucks iphone 5 cocks
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