^ Sponsored by Ipswich - Cool
^ Sponsored by Ipswich - Cool
Got any Port Vale shirts?
I need four. Two in kids sizes.
Get fucked.Originally Posted by somtamslap
^^
It has got fuckin' bad slap when Port Vale are making the players buy their own strips.
Well would you wear one of these? (Not Betty, he's probably got one).
^ Looks quite fetching. I think it would compliment my leopard skin leggings and stiletto ensemble rather nicely.
Sold!
The Meth One's Fuck The Best !!
Even if they were extras run off the same line as the genuine article in the factory at the end of the production run (or 'seconds' which failed QC) then flogged to the factory owners wholesale contacts in contravention of his deal with the original customer, they are still not 'genuine'.
You, sir, are a God among men....
Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.
Slaps would love one of these (who wouldn't...)
Hmmmmm. How da fuck does this lying newbie flogging shit go from red to green repo.....
ca n anyone spell multinic ?
A dodgy goal scored by a multinic.
You da man.
I dont want to automatically blame the pikey but....
Originally Posted by kingwilly
Seems a bit too literate to be him. Maybe a family member?
Yours and every decent human beings book.
The two adult shirts are to be stitched together to make an XXXXXL so that Slapper can ride around Isaan in nothing but an overstretched pair of pink shirts, offering up his ample buttocks to any pissed up old Thai geezer daft enough to accept the offer of "need a ride eh guvnor?"
I will have six Wigan Athletic shirts. That will take care of the supporters club!
Make that 5. One guy just died and his Mrs said he would not be seen dead in a Wigan shirt.
^
Do you have a partner known as "Pikey Dave?"
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)