Thread: Does anyone want to buy my house?

If you really want to annoy your neighbors CNM sell to a poofy woofy poofy frog. From Quebec.

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Glad you bumped this Mr Earl.
i have just found some land that i want, but can't build on till I sell this house.
I'm willing to drop to bend over arse in air and give someone a good deal if they in turn will irritate the fukkery out of the surrounding saveages.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm willing to drop to bend over arse in air and give someone a good deal

I would never stoop that low

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i want to move somewhere where I don't have neighbours, especially dog killing tiny dicked miserable bastard make me want to fukking spit every time i see them kunt neighbours.

somewhere like Portugal.

haha CMN

I am selling my house in Portugal, and the neighbours love doggies. They have about five, mostly for hunting

but it is a little more expensive than Thailand!

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

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Glad you bumped this Mr Earl.
i have just found some land that i want, but can't build on till I sell this house.
I'm willing to drop to bend over arse in air and give someone a good deal if they in turn will irritate the fukkery out of the surrounding saveages.

You would never make a good salesman would you

Originally Posted by Thetyim

BTW. The beautiful girl selling tea in the carpark is a farang grabbing nympho.
Erawan I think her name was.

Any pics?

Originally Posted by bustak

I'm no salesman, but I think if you're trying to sell something, you should focus in on the positives!

Yes, like the pleasant colour scheme

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

It's quite nice.

3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, stuff works pretty well.

good security, the village itself has a swimming pool, tennis courts, gymnasium.

I'll post some pics tomorrow.

about 9 km's from the city centre.

You can have it for 1.6 million.

Good luck with selling your place CMN....You may want to consider approaching a friendly estate agent for some tips...."It's quite nice.....stuff works pretty well"....Bless you my sweet.

Originally Posted by danbo

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

It's quite nice.

3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, stuff works pretty well.

good security, the village itself has a swimming pool, tennis courts, gymnasium.

I'll post some pics tomorrow.

about 9 km's from the city centre.

You can have it for 1.6 million.

Good luck with selling your place CMN....You may want to consider approaching a friendly estate agent for some tips...."It's quite nice.....stuff works pretty well"....Bless you my sweet.

CMN never did post any photographs. This is a pity as I need a good spot for after dark fly tipping but haven't found anywhere near as yet.

Originally Posted by Begbie

CMN never did post any photographs.

there are photographs in the 'show me your precious things' thread.
I daren't go into that thread as it has pics of my dogs that bring me to tears.

in here somewhere.

https://teakdoor.com/the-captains-lou...us-things.html

had to laugh CMN: I clicked your thread to look at your house and the first post I saw was an oldie from Poolie...cvnt must have been clairvoyant...

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

You've got to eat them young CMN!

Another couple of months.......yummy!

Originally Posted by RandomChances

What are the neibours like

Well, I guess the neighbourhood willl improve after CMN moved.

Ok, I have definitely decided to sell now.
will upload pics later.
anyone interested?

The thing is, neighbours ARE important. When I moved the improvement was incredible. Just in the first week I talked to more neighbours longer than in the whole 5 years at my last place.

Having good neighbours makes ALL the difference.. They keep an eye out, it's good to socialize a bit, they give you fruit and so on.

When deciding on our new place we first talked with ALL the neighbours to see what they were like; obviously you don't get to select your neighbours for life so a change is always possible, but I would not move into a place where there's nasty dysfunctional retard noisy morons.

So by all means sell the house, it looks nice and new (though, 1 floor only, that's perhaps harder to sell especially if you want 1.6 mil in Chiang Mai) but then DONT sell it to friends/people you know and don't tell them about the neighbour situation.

Sounds like good advice.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

anyone interested?

Not until it's been redecorated and disinfected. I don't want to catch foot & mouth disease.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Begbie

I mean why do you want to sell ?

i want to move somewhere where I don't have neighbours, especially dog killing tiny dicked miserable bastard make me want to fukking spit every time i see them kunt neighbours.

I think you need a new marketing and sales strategy for the house . . .

Me? I'd love to live in CM. Most likely will one day, but I'm in the middle of buying in Hua Hin.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Not until it's been redecorated and disinfected. I don't want to catch foot & mouth disease.

What? Has he brought English beef into the house

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by Begbie

I mean why do you want to sell ?

i want to move somewhere where I don't have neighbours, especially dog killing tiny dicked miserable bastard make me want to fukking spit every time i see them kunt neighbours.

You really should go into real estate CMN.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

anyone interested?

I got someone asking me to find a house for them

Post the details here for everyone and I will pass them on.

okeydoke.

There are only pictures of the outside of your house on that precious thread .It looks great from outside ,and at least is seperated a little from the neighbours .Have recently sold a great house in Ireland on half an acre though ,because of bad neighbours .

Originally Posted by WhiteLotusLane

Having good neighbours makes ALL the difference.. They keep an eye out, it's good to socialize a bit, they give you fruit and so on.

When they keep an eye out, they are nosey. And what bullshit argument is that, they give you fruits when you can buy them in Thailand for 20 a kg?

I am living here for more than ten years and I only now a quarter, maybe a third of my neighbours in this building and "knowing" means I recognize them when I see them and I am quite happy with that.