So - here we go for a second try at a picture thread.
Just got back from a short work trip to Japan. Not alas the "Big Sushi" but a small, provincial town located on (I think) Kyushu island (pretty much one of the southern most "home" islands).
My first and biggest shock was to discover that Japanese women do not go around covered in face loads of fresh jism. Many of the women were however achingly beautiful, and I considered offering my services in a private face splashing, but, fortunately perhaps, the language barrier seemed insurmountable.
In the same vein as the deep dissapointment with the face/jism thing, during my admittedly short trip, I saw not a single raging monster, no transforming robots, no power ranger, samurai or geisha either. I did, for a mad few minutes think the streets were liberally filled with porn starlets on they way to work, but enquiries elicited the information that these were, indeed normal school girls on thier way to or from school.
Deep dissapointment all round.
Checking into my hotel, I was met with one of the wonders of japanese civilization - the toilet. Frankly I was pretty intimidated, and it apparently has more raw computing power than my small lap top:
The control panel on the side had options for (I think) bidet, bum wash, and powerful deodorant". Sitting on the seat it was extremely plesantly warm (heated) - and the bum gun spray water - which fired automatically on pressing the button (and apparently has a sensor to locate your starfish!!) - was warm.
The temptation to stay and to mull porn starlets while having my sphincter delicately sprayed with pleasantly hot water, was, I do admit, there....
As noted, this was a small provincial town/city, so no great startling stuff. I was intrigued by the large number of working vending machines everywhere:
..and I could not help but musing that these would have a pretty damn short lifespan in either Thailand, or indeed my own home country....especially this one:
family mart was a welcome sight, and looked pretty same same as here:
But the local Honda dealer confused me:
Taxi drivers were apparently from a different planet than those in bangkok - they were uniformed, smart, polite and the taxis never smelt as though some one had had sex/died/eaten som tam in them:
All in all, "non-Tokyo" Japan was pleasantly bland, the people unfailingly polite the urban environment spotlessly clean, and despite my crowded work schedule, a pleasure to visit. Hopefully next time a bit more time off. This time I was hosted almost continually, from touch down to take off, so little time to explore. Shame. I shall learn some Japanese for next time, especially "Excuse me, may I offer my services in a facial jisming".