Today in China

[slimboyfat]

Well I had been told it happens, and finally (about 10 mins ago) I had a prostitute knocking on my door in a China hotel (in some place called Shantou). I turned her away though, as I have only just had a wank, and her teeth looked manky.

Also I promised God that I would be good earlier today during one of those moments you think death may be imminent. My flight from Guangzhou to Shantou took a turn for the worse about 20 mins into the flight when it was announced that we would be returning to Gaungzhou due to a mechanical problem with the plane.
This was the first time I had experienced anything like that, and I didnt really have much confidence in the China Southern Airlines plane or pilot getting us down safely. To be frank, I was shitting it.
However, we did make it back, although the landing seemed a lot more rushed than usual.

And 3 hours later we made the trip safely on the same (now repaired) plane.



However, if a sexier hooker comes around tomorrow night I may take her up on the offer.


For the record, the price is 600 yuan (about S$120). I don't know if thats for one shot, one hour or for the whole night.

[momo8]

50 for a massage with a happy ending/ bit more for a bj, offer 300 you're being ripped off. All prices quoted in yuan.

Nice fishing place Shantou, great for all delicacies to do with seafood, have friends there with a fish farm.

[frank barber]

"I turned her away though, as I have only just had a wank, and her teeth looked manky."

For the record, the price is 600 yuan (about S$120). I don't know if thats for one shot, one hour or for the whole night.

Thanks for the chuckle - I would imagine you would need at least an hour bearing in mind your earlier activities

[jandajoy]

50 for a massage with a happy ending/ bit more for a bj, offer 300 you're being ripped off. All prices quoted in yuan.

Is that what you charge or is it just what you've heard. Good that you're providing "professional" experienced advice though. Good girl.

[Chairman Mao]

All the pinkies you see - barber shops with neon pink lights - are knocking shops.

Get yourself a nice haircut, with a great head neck and shoulders massage (before and after said haircut), then a body massage out back with nice oiled up hand shandy to finish for something like 100Y. Nice way to spend 2 hours.

[jizzybloke]

For the record, the price is 600 yuan (about S$120). I don't know if thats for 30 seconds, one hour or for the whole night.

ask her if she has a friend without manky teeth.

[momo8]

Is that what you charge or is it just what you've heard. Good that you're providing "professional" experienced advice though. Good girl.

That's widely known JJ, better to be informed than ignorant. Many vising friends over the years and local friends who are in the know. A couple of HK colleagues go to Shenzen for sexual encounters occassionally and that's what they were quoting.

HK is overpriced they were saying unless you go for the Filipinas of course a high class call girl would set you back a few thousand

[momo8]

barber shops with neon pink lights - are knocking shops.

Go there by all means if you want to fark dirty SLAGDOGS You can always ask the hotel porters, they know the best places for a hook up.

[jizzybloke]

Why isn't Rawlins sorting out SBF's sexual needs?

[Chairman Mao]

^^ Simply a matter of distaste M.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Well done SBF, update and photos please.

[slimboyfat]

All the pinkies you see - barber shops with neon pink lights - are knocking shops.

Get yourself a nice haircut, with a great head neck and shoulders massage (before and after said haircut), then a body massage out back with nice oiled up hand shandy to finish for something like 100Y. Nice way to spend 2 hours.

I had my haircut a couple of days ago. There is not much left. Can I just ask for everything apart from the haircut?

Another thing, is it safe to wander alone around a city in China taking photos, or will I get arrested for spying?

[slimboyfat]

Why isn't Rawlins sorting out SBF's sexual needs?

Here's one good reason

[pai nai ma]

OP - Common occurrence in Chinese hotels.

However very pricey, indeed. Must be a nice hotel.

[smeden]

All the pinkies you see - barber shops with neon pink lights - are knocking shops.

Get yourself a nice haircut, with a great head neck and shoulders massage (before and after said haircut), then a body massage out back with nice oiled up hand shandy to finish for something like 100Y. Nice way to spend 2 hours.

I had my haircut a couple of days ago. There is not much left. Can I just ask for everything apart from the haircut?

Another thing, is it safe to wander alone around a city in China taking photos, or will I get arrested for spying?

if there is no hair to cut they migth do a polish

[pai nai ma]

^^^ Is he toothless?

[slimboyfat]

OP - Common occurrence in Chinese hotels.

However very pricey, indeed. Must be a nice hotel.

well i doubt anyone working here would go for Momo's quoted rate of 50 RMB for a massage with a happy ending.

A bottle of water at this hotel costs 30 RMB.

50 RMB would buy 2 cans of Tsingtao from the minibar

[terry57]

I turned her away though, as I have only just had a wank, and her teeth looked manky.

Nice work Fatboy, save your money for a nice cold beer, it lasts longer.

Anyway mate. you know what they say about wanking dont you ?

Nine out of ten guys wank and the tenth one is a liar.

Some guys wank more than others and we all know who wanks the most on this forum ??

Don't we " Aunty "

[Jack meoff]

Whats wrong with manky teeth?
It's not like you are going to be snogging her.

[slimboyfat]

So I had a bit of a walk around today, and found this to be another Chinese concrete city, the 5th I have been to this year and none of them have been really distinguishable from the others. Some people were friendly, and some weren't. I did not see any other foreigners outside of the Regency hotel where I am staying. I wasn't viewed as a real novelty as I had been in a couple of other places so I guess they must see some whities here.
I only walked within 20 mins of the hotel so no doubt Momo could tell me where I should have gone, but really I only went out to find a supermarket so I could buy some reasonably priced beer and drinking water.

So here's the view from the 21st floor



I was walking around at 11.30 and it was fairly warm. Not quite as hot and humid as Singapore but it was getting that way.



One slightly interesting thing about this city is that there do not appear to be any traffic lights at any of the junctions. It seems to be a free-for-all. This certainly makes crossing the road a bit of a challenge. The roads themselves are very wide though.
I am not sure if it was just my imagination but it seemed that motorists kept beeping their horns at me. And ofcourse the trishaw drivers singled me out as a potential passenger but I kept on walking.





The road ran over some kind of canal with locks and stuff.







Now the lady at the hotel reception desk told me there was no supermarket within walking distance. Well I proved her wrong.....but I must admit I was a bit hot and sweaty by the time I reached Lotus Supercentre.



And this is what I bought for 217 yuan. A few bits and pieces like chinese tea cups, chopsticks, chinese tea etc for little gifts for my parents when I go back to the UK in December, a pair of pyjamas (also for the UK trip), a six pack of Heineken, a 2.50 yuan bottle of water (my hotel is selling this for 30 yuan - fuckers).



I do still have enough cash left for a hooker but I really can't be bothered. Also it looks like I may be stuck here for the weekend as the ship I am waiting for still has no berthing prospects.

[Wayne Kerr]

Ahhh sunny Shantou. Might be there end of month. Great place, only airport in the world I've seen sex toys for sale in.

One of my old reports ... imagine it aint changed much - https://teakdoor.com/singapore-china-...urn-china.html

[kingwilly]

HK is overpriced they were saying

yes n no.

plenty of indos in wan chai.


and SBF - you're a mad bladdy westerner walking that far!

[slimboyfat]

Bugger. I have just been informed that I will be picked up tomorrow morning and taken to the ship. So now I wonder if I should make a trip down to the sauna?

Ah sod it. I will save the yuan for the next trip out here. Anyway I have a few new pornos to watch.

[slimboyfat]

I just got a call to say that the ship has been delayed berthing so I will be here for at least another day.

So I will go to Zhongshan Park this afternoon. Apparently it is one of the four most important parks in China!

[terry57]

Throw up some more piccys Fat Boy, we all like to see your travel threads as there excellent.

cheers.