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    TV arrived just in time for the fight...



    I even painted my toenails to mark the occassion

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    Dickie why'd you paint your toenails.?

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    ^ I read your mind Chico... knew either you, Dill or (you know who) would say that...

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    Where I can look..TV or feet?

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    I'm a cliarvoyant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico
    Dickie why'd you paint your toenails.?
    Just for show off..he has mea suay hehe...

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    Za dude's just jealous... this is his feet...


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    Chico? you still here? need help with me garden... how do I kill the weeds?

    Dig the fookers out? spray them with chemical jizz? or just chuck down plastic sheets and be done with it?

    It's about 50 m2...


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    Cyrille's in need of some money ask him.

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    kill weed? you just eat it easy 5555+

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    He'd talk to them... kill them with his sharp wit...

    Any green thumbs about?

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    ^^^^

    Hey Richard,

    That's one fok of a nice backyard.

    Ya gunna put a chook pen in there.

    How much for the Telli ?

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    No point in buying a big TV if it doesn't look big from the sofa.

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    1. kill weeds. 2. buy dirt which I bet its not cheap there.
    Last edited by aging one; 30-08-2017 at 06:47 PM.

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    I'm a city boy.. dunno what the fug to do.. bought a spade from Gooday up the road - started digging up all the weeds - putting them on a big pile... neighbors looking at me like I'm mad...

    Perhaps they thought I had murdered my wife - and was burying her in the yard...

    Had the local town chairman pop over this arvo... don't wana get on the wrong side of my locals... *I suppose I could bury the fooker if he gets mouthy heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong
    No point in buying a big TV if it doesn't look big from the sofa.
    optical illusion.. believe me, it looks big enough...


    oh, so does the telly... it's 55"

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    Spray fook out of the weeds with Weed Killer then cover the area in black plastic then lay a small layer of dirt over said black plastic.

    Weeds are then fooked for ever and then ya drink some beers and think about setting up a chook pen.

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    ^ Thanks mate... that's what the local garden place said... my wife's corpse will provide the compost...

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    make sure you don't crack your nail varnish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Chico? you still here? need help with me garden... how do I kill the weeds?

    Dig the fookers out? spray them with chemical jizz? or just chuck down plastic sheets and be done with it?

    It's about 50 m2...

    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    I'm a city boy.. dunno what the fug to do.. bought a spade from Gooday up the road - started digging up all the weeds - putting them on a big pile... neighbors looking at me like I'm mad...

    Perhaps they thought I had murdered my wife - and was burying her in the yard...

    Had the local town chairman pop over this arvo... don't wana get on the wrong side of my locals... *I suppose I could bury the fooker if he gets mouthy heh...
    Dickie, maybe you have inherited the remains of an ancient Zen Garden which you are current digging up ... hence the 'looks'.

    BTW ... do those gardens above look familiar?

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    ^ Yup, ya nicked it from my Fukuoka travel thread?

    I think that's the one I went with my mum and dad.

    I don't have a green thumb mate... green 'hum', perhaps..

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    If I was you Dicky i could convert that area into one fuk off a brilliant outside area.

    Top tip, start of with a pergola and work down wards.

    Take ya time, think about it, fuk with ya design and enjoy the result.

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    ^^ Umm, no ... was referring to Japanese_Garden_at_Hamilton_Gardens_Waikato_New_Ze aland

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    If I was you Dicky i could convert that area into one fuk off a brilliant outside area. Top tip, start of with a pergola and work down wards. Take ya time, think about it, fuk with ya design and enjoy the result.
    Yup, I will try mate... will be my weekend project... a little at a time..

    Dig a bit... drink a beer or 2... rinse and repeat...

    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD
    ^ Umm, no ... was referring to Japanese_Garden_at_Hamilton_Gardens_Waikato_New_Ze aland
    My bad, sorry Dave... never been there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Za dude's just jealous... this is his feet...

    How to paint feet? hmm Dickie you do it for your wife?

    Hey!! Dickie I curious did your wife know you have many girls in your skpye? ...

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