daytime 'happy ending' massage in CM??

[xpat]

Occasionally I'm in town and need a little stress relief and don't want to have unsafe sex, so a nice [Thai style preferably] relaxing massage with a 'happy ending' would be great. No 'soapy' recomendations please, as that's just too comercial for me [and overpriced] and most are not open in the day time.
Any [first hand] experiences and recomendations appreciated.............

[Texpat]

Online porn is open all day, slightly commercial with popup blockers and practically free.

[MeMock]

I think you forgot the letter 'se' in your name.

[slimboyfat]

It's so hard to find a SLAGDOG during the day.

[Marmite the Dog]

Posted yet again for twats who can't be bothered to search the forum.

Soapy Massage Parlors / Turkish Bath Houses :: Bangkok Thailand

[Thetyim]

"Posted yet again for twats who can't be bothered to read the OP"

"No 'soapy' recommendations please"

[slimboyfat]

"Posted yet again for twats who can't be bothered to read the forum rules"

Marmite the Dog is always right. Yes always

[NickA]

He didn't get where he is today............ ah, shit, I can't be bothered

[Marmite the Dog]

"No 'soapy' recommendations please"

The site has massage joints in there too.

[xpat]

Thanks [i think] for the link and will report [to the link] what i find. great site....

[Little Chuchok]

A high percentage of normal massage places will oblige in a happy ending if you ask nicely....

[Spyker]

Or just show them some extra money .
Good chance they can't say their name properly
in a few seconds .

[Gallowspole]

A high percentage of normal massage places will oblige in a happy ending if you ask nicely....

How do you ask nicely? Is there a special code word?

[Thetyim]

Marmite the Dog is always right. Yes always

Yes I will have to concede that point.

He is right wing, a right twat and a right fat git

[DrAndy]

a bit to the left please

down a bit

[Gallowspole]

^ got to spread

[Spyker]

spread what can I ask ?

[Gallowspole]

My loving!

[buriramboy]

A high percentage of normal massage places will oblige in a happy ending if you ask nicely....

How do you ask nicely? Is there a special code word?

I imagine simulating a blowjob or having a wank will do the trick.

(It might also get you a slap though)

[Gallowspole]

I'm worried I'd come across as some sexual deviant gesticulating like that.

The joints that offer the Walt Disney ending should have a sign like this outside:

[Spyker]

Sure that will do the trick .

[English Noodles]

I'm worried I'd come across as some sexual deviant gesticulating like that.

The joints that offer the Walt Disney ending should have a sign like this outside:

Similar to Heart of Darkness in PP.

[Gallowspole]

^ That's spooky!! I've never been to Cambodia nor seen that before. Is it a hj bar?

[Spyker]

very nice

[English Noodles]

^ That's spooky!! I've never been to Cambodia nor seen that before. Is it a hj bar?

Just a nightclub.