That Anodard incident in full

[kingwilly]

on a vaguely more serious and possbly naive note....

could you not send a letter of complaint to the TAT?

bangkok post and nation newspapers etc?

and cc the kunt manager at the same time.

[Thetyim]

send a letter of complaint to the TAT?

bangkok post and nation newspapers etc?

What would that achieve ?
Think about what your objective is and then decide your course of action

[friscofrankie]

+66 53270759

Leave this fax number with as many sites asking for faxes as possible. put it on giveaway coupons, leave it every where you can.
Post "fax me your genitals" messages on message boards (Maybe a scat site or two?)

[Thetyim]

^ That will give the office girl lots of work.
It won't affect the hotel manager.

[stroller]

^
It would interfer with genuine bookings, and the managers may be a bit peeved, these types usually have big egos and resent anything like this.

But I agree, what is the objective to be achieved is the paramount question. Everything else could at best be some fun and a bit irritating to the recipient, or simply a waste of time. A bit like trolling on a forum...

[stroller]

An obvious weakness is the guy's pickup, pity slimboy didn't get the number.

[friscofrankie]

a bit irritating to the recipient, or simply a waste of time.

A proper campaign of harassment, wasting time, interfering with business the fax thing is one small part. of that. A continual assault kept up from many different approaches is much more relevant and effective.

Damage his pick up; bet he has insurance. Damage his business by relentlessly pursuing any, and all, avenues of harassment will have the greatest affect. It could cost him business it will cause him to adjust his manner of doing business. new procedures are not that easily adapted to by low-level employees. If you can, figure out the best way to cause his office staff and thus him the most misery to earn a buck.

Yep, that nice girl behind the counter will pay, collateral damage, can't be helped. By flooding the office with false requests there will be more work for everyone. Real bookings will go ignored or get lost, response times to inquiries will increase real faxes will not go through. You've got to go after the business just posting the fax machine isn't enough. hiding drugs on the premises is a waste of dope and will have no affect, the cops are well in on this one. Damage to the building won't hurt, vandalism is just the last resort of the powerless.

Anonymously attacking however he does business for an extended period of time will give him grey hair, piss him off and he will have no one to fleece. Fuck the pick up, won't cost him a dime or a minutes worry. You really think this guy's in love with his fuckin' truck? His only love it the almighty Baht. go after his abillity to earn and make as much work for everyone connected to the place as you can.

[stroller]

I seriously doubt he's insured for damage to his car.
It would hurt the Baht as well as the prick's ego.
Not that I would recommend to do anything illeagl, I just like phantasizing about 'revenge' since I hate guys like that.

[keda]

The meek shall inherit the Earth

Do you subscribe to these clever words, touted throughout known history by corrupt powermongers and moneymen to keep the masses in line? Then grow up already, will you! Try something like...

and we shall prevail against him, and we shall take our revenge on him. - (Jeremiah 20:10)

Before we begin the lesson for today, it should be noted that revenge is not necessarily wrong and avengers are not necessarily antisocial. Revenge is a form of justice, and revenge strategists are just the administrators. As fully grown adults we know there are no absolutes in life, so it can be very wrong to suggest that revenge is always mean or cruel, just as it is wrong to assume the person engaging in such an act is intrinsically evil.

Now that we're in the right frame of mind, have someone you trust to check in, hijack loads of soaps and shampoos from the cleaning lady's trolley, or buy a gross from your local wholesaler. Carefully unwrap the soaps, add pubic hair, rewrap and replace, or if they're yours you can leave the box where the cleaners will find it and auto-assume it's for distribution. Then prepare to wash your hands of that evil place by introducing some silver nitrate in with the shampoo; oh yes, add some to the soap dispensers in the hotel's toilets too, which should result in some hilarity as patrons leave the washroom with hands and faces unwashably stained an ugly, erratic brown, especially if they're part of a party. Be warned it will not harm them, but it doesn't come off easily, either. This is also useful if you are obsessed with knowing who washes their hands after taking a leak or a dump, and works just as well if the dispenser is in Pizza Hut, MacDonalds, motorway service stations, airports, and other washrooms frequented by the public.

Unlikely that they have bibles in the rooms, but if they do, have a rubber stamp made up, courtesy of the management, Anodard Hotel, for use on the back of the porno pics you're going to slip between the pages.

Superglue, or to give the generic term its proper name, cyanoacrylate, has this strange tendency to make things that should move not move, or incapable of operating by paralysing their inner workings. There are too many brand names for cyanoacrylate to list here, so let's affectionately call it was it is: superglue. When applying this compound, keep in mind that in most cases barely a touch of this wonderstuff will have a dramatic effect, and too much may be counterproductive.

After superglue, if ever there were a commercial product that seems to have been developed specifically for the strategist's arsenal - this is it! Ammonium sulphide is legal, at writing time cheaper than milk, and a statutory must for all serious strategists, as it smells so vile that not even a terminal coke sniffer could stay around once it is brought into play. This nasal gland destroyer is so potent it should have to be registered. It can be either sprayed or vaporised, and anyone with average intelligence should be able to leave chaos in his wake.

If you fear coming out of the shadows, let the hotel manager do the foul deed for you, on himself. Buy a bottle of oil additive, add some grinding compound in with it, be generous, then send it to him as a free sample.

Instead of grinding compound you could use linseed oil, which should never enter a car's oil sump or the petrol tank as it will clog up and damage the engine. When substituted for 3-in-1 oil, linseed does the exact opposite of lubrication, and will bind any moving parts, resulting in the mechanical equivalent of a heart attack.

If you have a pet, you could buy some worming pills. Grind them up and introduce the powder into the hotel's food chain; cmon, let your mind work out how. This classic bowel-buster will cause nausea, and an excellent touch for this moving additive is to impair the end users' use of the proper evacuation facilities by supergluing down the loo lids. If you don't have a pet it works just as well.

Another party pooper is phenolphthalein, a white, tasteless, crystalline powder. It is also a powerful laxative, and the active ingredient in the chocolate bowel relievers found in any chemist. To prepare for use, it should first be dissolved in ethyl (grain) alcohol. Once dissolved it can be used as an additive in various foods and drinks. Be careful not to use too much, especially if the lids are firmly sealed, as this causes chronic and uncontrollable diarrhoea. Available from any chemical supply house, in upmarket children's chemistry sets, and great for giving hotels a bad name.


As someone must have said, It may be virtuous to forgive your enemy, but much better if you hang him first.

[stroller]

If one goes as far as actually staying at the place, we all know of the irrational dislike many a hotel patrons have for small animals and insects which might breed and roam in the place. Prepare a little "Arche Noah" box to be released in the room, corridor or other strategic places for the little darlings to breed.

[slimboyfat]

well the hotel manager said the truck wasnt insured......hence my need to pay for the damage.

i did mention earlier that from the police report the truck number was stated as 4918.....

anyway i have given up on any revenge ideas, but i doubt anyone who consults tripadvisor.com will stay there now......

[keda]

^^Sorry mate, didn't realise this was serious, I thought SBF was the businessman, not Krushchev...ok, forget the silver nitrate mentioned earlier and replace with hair remover, but keep me out of it.

It is said that President Kennedy invited Krushchev to the White House for the usual state activities. During the evening's entertainment, Kennedy invited the Soviet President to play the official White House piano. Krushchev noticed a little red button at the end of the keyboard, and as he played he could not restrain his curiosity, and pressed the button. The ceiling above his head immediately opened and a cascade of water was dumped onto his head. Naturally, everybody laughed, including Krushchev.

Months passed, by which time the Soviet statesman had occasion to invite Kennedy to the Kremlin. After a sumptuous feast the Official Piano was rolled into the banqueting hall. Krushchev turned to Kennedy, and gently asked him to play for the guests. As he began to play, the Capitalist noticed a little red button at one end of the keyboard. Being by nature inquisitive, he was eventually overcome by curiosity and pressed the button, fully expecting to be drenched.

Nothing happened.

Kennedy was puzzled, as everyone roared hysterically, playfully punching shoulders and joyfully slapping each other's backs. He appealed to Krushchev, "Please tell me, what amuses you and your staff? There was no water or anything, so why is everyone laughing. Please tell me what is so amusing, so that I can share your unique Soviet humour with my fellow Americans back in the United States."

Krushchev smiled, "What United States?"


On a less radical note...

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend. He lost the shirt, and even maxed out on his credit cards. He had nothing left but a 25c coin and a return ticket to New York. If he could just get to the airport with 25c, he could still get himself home.

He went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in the cab, explained his predicament to the cabby and promised to send the driver money from home. The driver refused. He offered him his credit card numbers and his driving license details, but also without success.

The cabby said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, walk to the f*cking airport!"

Well, what was he to do? He was forced to hitchhike to the airport and arrived barely in time to catch his flight.

A year later, having worked long and hard to restore his financial success, he returned to Vegas. This time he won big.

Feeling good about himself, he left the casino for a cab back to the airport.

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of clarity...

He got in the cab at the head of the rank. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked?

"Fifteen bucks."

"And how much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he reached his old friend at the end of the rank, he got in and asked: "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabby replied "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman agreed, and off they went.

As they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.


Rght now, let's start with some animal blood from a butcher, your friendly neighbourhood abattoir, or smuggle the glass out when you next visit stroller. Freeze it in small quantities, in an ice cube tray. Remove the frozen blood-blocks from their container, and whilst still frozen stash in target store, hotel, home or office drawers, cupboards, etc. One of the quaint properties of ice is that it melts.

040. Print up and distribute flyers for a fantastic promo at the Anodard. It may cost you a few bob, but regard it as a perverse investment with returns worth many times your outlay. though you can build an impressive flyer with any graphics software package. Use the logo of the feudal hotel, and check out their regular ads so that your layout looks authentic. You can offer a steak dinner for two with all the trimmings, at half price, or use your imagination to come up with something that'll grab the local interest. How about a two-days-for-the-price-of-one promo? Make sure to include that the flyer should be presented when paying the bill, or checking out. During the offer period, usually timed to coincide with a busy Saturday evening, the Anodard will have its restaurant crammed with hungry and happy and soon-to-be-very-unhappy and rightfully indignant customers with a lynch mob mentality. Should end the day with at least a shattered reputation, especially if the local rag or radio station sends a reporter round. Of course, the owner may decide to meet his moral obligations, but that's unlikely seeing as he's Thai and would rather have a hard time figuring out why his hotel's empty for the next month.

010. A cheaper and simpler alternative to Agent Orange is Lye, an alkaline corrosive that'll ruin any painted surface, eat through guttering and devegetate vegetation.

013. What better way to disrupt the rat's restaurant's trade and reputation than by contaminating the food, and making everyone aware of it? Of course, in line with our socially responsible attitudes top priority goes to doing so without injuring anyone. For this you will need one or preferably two collaborators, each carrying a concealed sliver of glass. When the restaurant is full of diners and activity, one collaborators kicks off by spitting out some food into the palm of his hand, or onto his plate, where he has already seeded the piece of glass. He digs around in the chewed food and comes up with the glass, which he shows to his neighbours. This will start a panic, during which the other stooge finds his glass, causing maximum disruption, damage to the restaurant's reputation, financial loss and, perhaps most important, it leaves the management hopelessly on the defensive. All without hurting anyone.

017. Spray some fluorescein on carpets, floors, walls and tiles. The more it is cleaned the brighter it gets. Available from chemical supply houses, and some army surplus stores (dye marker kits).

043. We all know that ordinary dish soap residue on eating utensils or in food, will encourage diarrhoea, but so will substances designed to do this, such as castor oil, laxatives and, oddly enough, a few dabs of hydraulic fluid, traces of which are likely to remain after being carelessly rinsed in a backwater Thai hotel.

049. Formula for fake semen: Blend seven parts mineral oil, two parts flour and one part milk. Add ingredients to desired consistency. Most hotel guests do not like to sit on semen smeared furniture.

066. A pound of Plaster of Paris (or quick-set cement) dropped into a toilet will bung it up. If you need to smuggle it into the targeted premises, do it in small batches. There is no quick fix on a toilet which has been plugged with PoP.

073. Fill some time-release gelatine capsules with baking soda. Place into a large plastic bag. Add vinegar, fill the bag with air, and seal. The released baking soda will generate gasses, rupture the bag and spew vinegar every which way. Or, fill some more capsules with dye, and distribute freely into their swimming pool.

095. Turn off power at the mains, and remove the light-switch plates. Sever all the wires and tie fishing or other weights to each, so that they drop down inside the wall cavity. Replace covers and superglue in place. Oops, almost forgot; having taken the trouble to remove the plate, might as well toss in a few bits of fish. And having mentioned fish, there are also other neat places to secrete pieces of fish or chicken: inside mattresses and unused clothing, in fuse and switch boxes, under carpets and floorboards, in water cisterns, under wardrobes, dressers and other fixed furniture, inside oven, dishwasher, washing machine and computer crevaces. Just a sliver of fish inside a computer mouse will make it move faster.

100. The threat of a gas explosion causes great concern, especially in Thailand, because the danger is real. We are familiar with the smell of gas, but natural gas is odourless; the gas company adds a chemical as a tracer smell, so that any leak is noticed immediately and can be traced to source. The chemical they use is ethyl mercaptan, a wee amount of which goes a long way, instantly vaporising in the presence of natural gas. Ethyl mercaptan is safe to use, and available from chemical supply houses as an olfactory tracing agent. With this fun liquid you can drive anyone out of their house or business premises, with a few drops near their gas appliances.

109. Place powdered ink, dye or other noxious substance inside the shower head.

129. If the restaurant has a waste disposal unit, have your meal, then bury some ball bearings in the leftovers. BBs can do wonders for waste disposal engineering companies which have fallen on hard times.

[Frankenstein]

^That's a very long post. Much longer than my attention span.

[mad_dog]

+66 53270759

Leave this fax number with as many sites asking for faxes as possible. put it on giveaway coupons, leave it every where you can.
Post "fax me your genitals" messages on message boards (Maybe a scat site or two?)

If you go around to a few websites and sign their guest books and leave the fax number they will be absolutely swamped with Nigerian scam letters They'll have to unplug their fax

That number again: +66 53270759

Petty and childish but fun none the less

[Frankenstein]

They fax those scam letters too? I never knew.

[mad_dog]

They fax those scam letters too? I never knew.

I'm not quite sure actually but I have been baiting a few scammers and have left that number as my fax contact... So they should at least get a few.

[slimboyfat]

update.

my insurance company are staying silent and i havent yet won the lottery with the truck plate number.


edit
lets face it i just wanted to draw attention to one of my three century threads

[RDN]

...edit
lets face it i just wanted to draw attention to one of my three century threads

I bet that's pissed off CMN.

[benbaaa]

Post your report here, too, Slimmers:

Chiang Mai Travel Information | Lonely Planet Destination Guide

[ChiangMai noon]

^
pity you didn't get to meet him Benners.
Bally nice chap.
Great golfer too.

[slimboyfat]

^ hmmmmmmm..........what is he after?

[benbaaa]

Bally nice chap.

Edited by CMN:

This is what I suspected. (But shhhh, don't tell him I said so. Please keep this PM private).

[slimboyfat]

i got a letter from my travel insurance company this morning.
They are paying me the 5,900 baht claim.

I am mighty pleased with this result.
Just shows that it is worth paying a few extra bucks for travel insurance, and if you get into a bit of bother then get as much evidence as you can - in this case i had the photos, an itemised receipt from the hotel manager and a police report.

[kingwilly]

^ thats good news mate. i'm still waiting 6 months on for an insurance claim on a stolen computer projector... guess it depends on the company....

[Marmite the Dog]

thats good news mate. i'm still waiting 6 months on for an insurance claim on a stolen computer projector... guess it depends on the company....

And if you're a lying bastard or not.