The Dogs Land

[dirtydog]

Well the camp is coming along great and should be habitable tomorow, working out how much it has cost me makes me realise to justify the cost they got to stay there for about 3 years, so im sure that in 3 years time they will have made it all quite cosy and nice, but alas my house should be finished before that so the foks are going to have to move, well it depends how long it takes to sell the first house i suppose, i'm now really considering yet again about setting it up as 4 plots, as you can see i'm very decisive on what to do about this land, and I have to admit that I didn't realise how much thai shacks cost to build, now i got 15 staff i think and 13 of them live in a 2 bed bungalow which i pay 2,500baht per month for plus electric etc, so they are probably having wild sex orgies every nite while im wondering why the electric bill is so high, the weird thing is is that they actually want to live in the camp and not the nice mossie free bungalow, i mean who the fok would want to live in a jungle hut shack type thing, well apart from backpackers, i mean each room is seperated by 1mm of galvanised steel sheeting so they aint got much privacy for baby making and things like that, anyway i shall take some pics of there new luxuorious accomodation tomorrow.

[dirtydog]

Hmmmm, they are working to slowly.....

[dirtydog]

ok looks like the camp is up and running, yep this monday the scum bags will be living in luxury

[dirtydog]

Well if any of you lot fancy a cheap holiday down this way i got some real cheap accomodation on offer, yep here we have a nice pic of one of the more nicely furnished rooms, these are only fan rooms of course and can sleep upto 7 people.

[dirtydog]

Well the footings are all in for one side of the land, I didnt take a picture of the holes nor the concrete pours as some of you lot may not find it exciting enough, the ground beam for the wall is gonna be about 50cm to 1met above the dirt, this is cos I need more dirt to fill the land and I'm a cheap bstard, I mean jees if im building a swimming pool for someone i can charge them for dumping the dirt and dump it at my place, it's either that or splashing out like 300k to infill the land.

The well is slowly going down in water depth as the rainy season still hasn't started, I may get the staff to dig down a couple more meters.

I bought a packet of pappaya seeds a couple of days ago and they have been planted, so if any of you lot have issan gals that are in desperate need of fresh pappaya in three months time i will have a special deal going actually the main reason i bought them is to start off the compost heap.

The house next door has put in the footings for his garden wall that divides us so thats saved me a bit of dosh, also he has got the electric poles put in aswell, so I only need to put in one more

Next week is the big day with the land dept, yep dividing the land and getting an extra chanote and then it's onto the planning dept.

[ldma]

With threads like this you are fast becoming the BKK Phil of Teakdor.

[dirtydog]

The beam work for the first side of the lands garden wall is slowly but surely plodding along, although I have to admit I have only 2 guys working on it today.

The footings are every 3.5 meters and the beam size 20cm wide and about 35cm high, here's a nice picture of the lovely straight beam

[dirtydog]

And here's a picture of a footing.

[dirtydog]

With threads like this you are fast becoming the BKK Phil of Teakdor.

I shall have to mention that to phil

[dirtydog]

Here we have the latest picture of the camp for the staff, notice the luxury storage area that has been built, also notice the bstards nicked me cold water thingy, yes I know I never use it but me galfriend shouldn't be giving this stuff away, jees I could have sold it to them

[dirtydog]

Actually tomorrow I may take some pics of the bathing area and toilets, It's pretty horrific I might add. Well maybe not for ppl from Aussie land I suppose..

[dirtydog]

Hmmm, the doubts are starting.......

Tomorrow we got to take the ppl from the land office to the land, we checked with them and everything seems ok,BUT, they want the village headman there to prove we are the owners, now wot the fok does some foking indian chief know about foking land ownership and plotting out of land that the foking land office don't know?I mean the foking land paper shows the plot and we got to get some ignorant cnut to agree to it,hmmmm smells of backhanders to me, and with this deal there aint gonna be any foking expensive backhanders, this foking indian chief owns the land next to me so if he foks me about i will turn it into the local rubbish dump for the next 5 foking years, or make it into a pig farm and let the pigs die but not move the rotting carcasses, these ppl need to learn not to fok with farangs cos we have that little bit of extra money to make their foking lives a misery.....

[dirtydog]

It gets worse, it's 8.15pm and one of the cnuts has phoned me asking for me galfriend, this is while she is on the phone to the foking chief indian, this is gonna be a big try on a shakedown I reckon, I mean do these guys at the land office really work at 8.15pm and waste money on phonecalls? of course they foking dont, the first thing i'm gonna do tomorrow is take all their pictures, actually I think I'm gonna take a couple of police friends tomorrow, let's see how these cnuts deal with that,I would rather give the money to them and fok the land ppl and indian foking chief, I can see this turning into a saga for revenge, what they forget or don't actually know yet is that I have dealt with them many times b4 and given the bribes many times b4, this time it's my land so they aint getting a foking penny, this time they have only been dealing with me galfriend and i have been in the background, maybe time to set up a new domain about the guys that have taken money from me for turning a blind eye, and we are talking about top city hall officials, hell that site would be a top hit site

[Marmite the Dog]

Until you 'go missing'....

[Samwan]

Dog, its time to clean your Smith & Wesson

[dirtydog]

who is that strange man henry underwood

[Samwan]

who is that strange man henry underwood

search on goggle you will be surprised what a good man he was or is

[dirtydog]

that may help in the negotiating samwan

Hi chaps, dont mind me cleaning the old gun while you measure out the land, I was actually thinking of taking the main dog down there with me, thais tend to want to get things sorted real quick when they got a 60 kilo rottie sniffing their bolloxs, may make erm forget about bribe money and things like that, hell maybe better to take the scatty crazy bitch the rottie not the galfriend samwan, fok she scares me, evil foking bitch....

[dirtydog]

Ok it seems that the land office pays this indian foking chief to turn up, now he has to agree that we own the land and point out the land, now as the land paper does all this already I assume its some thai tradition from like 100 years ago or something, i mean talk about foking third world countries and foking tribal chiefs, I wonder if he will be wearing a feather foking headress and do a foking rain dance.....

[dirtydog]

ahhhh, i forgot to mention the bad bit, one time a few weeks ago he had a load of his lorries parked on me land, i told erm all to fok off me land, they were dumping their rubbish ie coke cans etc all over my land, i went up to each one and asked who the fok said they could park here, they all moved within 5 minutes,hmmm he may not like me

[Samwan]

Dog i have a name for your land

<< Chato's Land >>

you remember that movie and you know the ending

[dirtydog]

Well suprisingly everything went ok, they never mentioned bribe money or anything like that, obviously they were an hour and half late, there boss I had to give a lift back to the land dept, he wont ask a farang for a lift again he seemed to get a bit scared when we went over 130km, then we got onto the main road

I met my neighbour for the first time, he is a chinky hotel owner, he asked me if i wanted to go halves with him on the wall he built dividing our land, as I haven't got cnut tatoed on my forehead I just pretended I didn't understand him and walked away, I can just imagine what my other neighbours will say when I present them with a bill for half the cost of my walls.

next month they shall complete the new chanotes and then we can apply for building permission,hmmm this is going to be a never ending thread I reckon.

[Marmite the Dog]

hmmm this is going to be a never ending thread I reckon.

We'll just call you 'Diaw' then...

[Fabian]

These luxury bungalows you use for staff housing you can rent out later to some tourists I think.

[dirtydog]

Fabian i can do you a special deal me old mate, but you have to book early as a lot of marmites mates have booked up long weekends, they want to learn about the real thailand and how the real thai ppl live, it's a great experiance so I have been assured