The night I kicked the shit out of my flat-mate (and business partner).

**burdon** · 03-05-2007, 04:16 PM

Actually better make that a hand-job, I ain't made of money!

**DrB0b** · 03-05-2007, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by burdon

Yeah, I'm sure Derek is just constantly amused by the haranging of ex-pats Jarvis. He would be threatening to kill you all wouldn't he?

I'll just bide my time. Liver disease will get most of you soon. The rest will be finished off by lung-cancer

I will dance on your graves and 'take care' of your wives!

Originally Posted by burdon

I don't really want to go into a slanging match

I can see why

**burdon** · 03-05-2007, 04:42 PM

For you Bob, I have organised a jaunt to a lovely little brothel just off Nimmanheimmin Road. Moo is ready and waiting.

She/he told me to say, "I waiiiii you forever Bob. I lo' you mak mak."

**IsaanAlex** · 03-05-2007, 06:22 PM

It started great and tanked.

IA

**Fabian** · 03-05-2007, 07:10 PM

So Burdon is not invited to the next Teakdoor meeting I guess?

**burdon** · 03-05-2007, 08:17 PM

Burdon currently resides in England. Burdon enjoys referring to himself in the third person. Burdon is almost finished with this message. Burdon is about to type his last letter on this matter.

g

**DrAndy** · 03-05-2007, 08:49 PM

what a burden

**burdon** · 03-05-2007, 09:07 PM

^ hahah. How original. I have never heard that before.

Did they teach you that kind of humour in medical school?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 04-05-2007, 04:48 AM

Burdon has given me a blue - how the fuck does that work? ...Is it between a red and a green?

**burdon** · 04-05-2007, 05:13 AM

Shit. I'm as surprised as you. I wish I knew.

**sabang** · 04-05-2007, 11:55 AM

I think it's cus master kerux rep is so low, he can red or green but they don't score points so to speak.

**burdon** · 05-05-2007, 05:04 PM

^ Has anyone ever told you that you bear a striking resemblance to Fagan?

**sabang** · 05-05-2007, 05:39 PM

I think it may have been noticed.

**stroller** · 05-05-2007, 05:42 PM

Who's Fagan?

**sabang** · 05-05-2007, 05:58 PM

Presumably some sort of misspelt Fagin.

**Thetyim** · 05-05-2007, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Who's Fagan?

A Dickens character from Oliver Twist

**sabang** · 05-05-2007, 06:27 PM

Anyway for the celluloid archives, thats Ron Moody's portayal of Fagin. To my mind, the best.

**hillbilly** · 05-05-2007, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by burdon

^ hahah. How original. I have never heard that before.

Did they teach you that kind of humour in medical school?

This is getting old.

burdon, to use a yank expression; shape up or ship out...

**burdon** · 05-05-2007, 07:52 PM

Hmmm, perhaps. Perhaps not.

**DrAndy** · 05-05-2007, 09:40 PM

the thing about Burden is that he is a little on the heavy side with his humour

it all seems to sink like a lead balloon

never mind, give the guy a gold star for trying too hard

**Little Chuchok** · 05-05-2007, 09:46 PM

**burdon** · 05-05-2007, 10:46 PM

Aaaah. Thanks you guys. Means so much.

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