Pooly's Bar? Maybe!

[Fabian]

Pooly, I could do the beer testing.

And maybe if you need some girls I could advertise in the sticks.

[mrsquirrel]

healthy breakfasts............mrsquirrel

[dirtydog]

mrs quirrel, I can see that you really need to be banned, healthy breakfasts and museli are not things that should be mentioned on thai forums

[njdesi]

Can I be in charge of special events promotions?

[poolcleaner]

Well this is an impresive list.

Now to secure your position with Poolcleaner Enterprises, you'll need to send a cv, suitable photo, a non refundable 10,000 baht fee to cover costs involved in a police check in your home country and at least 2 phone numbers of wet and willing potential bar girls.

[William]

Tea Money William, a.k.a. "Backhand Bill', reporting for duty sir.

[Marmite the Dog]

I thought you nik was 'Backdoor Bill'?

[William]

*&# %$*

If it were, that would be in the 'Dear Poolie' thread

[machangezi]

STD free check ups (girls only) ------------ Macha.

[Fabian]

You are really strange, Macha. The rest of us choose things we can at least enjoy, but not so you.

[friscofrankie]

Perhaps he enjoys cotton swabs and petri dishes. The thought of a skanky hoe upin stirrups excites some, you know.
Poolie;
Once them girls are all trained, vd checked and vetted, I'm thinking you're gonna need am experienced hand for a bit of final QC work. Rest assured i'm a ready willng and able to handle that task, sir! Double check and triple check the ones that seem just too good to be true, make sure it wasn't a fluke, you unnerstand.

[machangezi]

Nah Fabs. All I wanted to say is that I'll shag the birds before anyone else and declare them STD free if nothing happens to me. Now its fun, isn't it?

[DrAndy]

I can visualise a situation where all the girls seem to be affected by the same STD

thank you Macha, did you get checked recently

[Fabian]

I have got the impression Macha did not really thought this through. What Andy said is one reason this is not such a good idea.

Now did I get the beer testing job, Pooly?

[poolcleaner]

I have got the impression Macha did not really thought this through. What Andy said is one reason this is not such a good idea.

Now did I get the beer testing job, Pooly?

To be honest Fab, and you must realise this yourself, beer testing is way, way down on my short list of positions vacant.

Can you give oral sex to a patron in a darkish corner without bringing attention to yourself?
Can you appear to be sitting on a patron's lap when in fact he's popped up inside you and not wriggle about like you're sitting on his car keys?
Can you discreetly lean close to a customer at the bar, who may be talking to me, and give him a hand job that no-one will ever see?

Can you upsell a table of Russians from 4 shots of Stoli to a whole bottle within 3 minutes of them sitting down.

Can you blow the boss within 6 minutes when there's a lull in customers?

These are the qualities I'm really on the lookout for!

[William]

^ I admit pooly that I cannot do any of the things you set out in your pre-recs. However, I am more than willing to be the guinea-pig those more talented than I train on

[poolcleaner]

^ I admit pooly that I cannot do any of the things you set out in your pre-recs. However, I am more than willing to be the guinea-pig those more talented than I train on

Well I guess for the hand job at the bar I might need someone to play my role while I'm giving instructions.

I want to find a girl who is clever enough to do it while I'm talking to the missus.
How would you keep a straight face eh?

[Fabian]

Like William I have to say I lack the required skills but maybe I could tweak your books. If I weren't such an honest person.

[Captain Sensible]

A little shameless bumping is allowed surely.

[benbaaa]

If you need anyone to take care of the girls' clothing department, I'd be happy to give it a shot.