Thread: Prince Harry 'wants to be the first royal to fly into space'

and he could wave to both his fathers from well past the mile high club

I am sure he will make his Dad James Hewitt very proud ,, as well as his stepbrother William Windsor and stepdad Charles Windsor

I'd do the same if I was him.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I'd do the same if I was him.

Fuck yeah, I'd be taking full advantage.
I'd get the special squad (I'd rename them the SS for short) To go and beat the shit out of Neo for one thing.
Lets play a game, If you were the future King of England how would you take advantage?

Originally Posted by Neo

Most kids want to be a fireman or a lorry driver when they grow up, but the ginger bastard wants to be a spaceman

Its a shame the Shuttle's been retired, could have lauched him on a super cold day with "dodgy" O rings fitted maybe on November 5th? Would make great TV!

Just a young lad merely expressing his ambitions.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Just a young lad merely expressing his ambitions.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Not even close. A lot of young lads might want to be a spaceman, but unless they work incredibly hard, are exceptionally intelligent and very lucky it will only ever be a dream. Harry the bastard has got A levels in art and geography, smokes pot and has a gran that rules a country. I don't think they would want him for his ability to colour in maps or make bongs out of coke bottles, but I think his gran might be able to swing it for him.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I'd do the same if I was him.

Fuck yeah, I'd be taking full advantage.
I'd get the special squad (I'd rename them the SS for short) To go and beat the shit out of Neo for one thing.
Lets play a game, If you were the future King of England how would you take advantage?

I'd exile you to Nigeria for a start.

Originally Posted by Neo

has a gran that rules a country.

I think you,ll find the Queen is his step gran ,, I don,t think she was part of the Hewitt family

Certainly not the only Royal I would send into space.

who's gonna pay for it ?

Originally Posted by billy the kid

who's gonna pay for it ?

It's gonna be an expensive trip so if I were him I'd make the tax payers pay for it.

A one way ticket, I presume? Book with Nasa.

They can send Camilla as long as Dame Edna gives her set up.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Originally Posted by Neo

has a gran that rules a country.

I think you,ll find the Queen is his step gran ,, I don,t think she was part of the Hewitt family

You been reading the womans gossip mags again?
Take a look at Harrys mug.
Charles is definitely his dad.

i cant stand the ginger cvnt.

sending him to mars is a good idea.

one way trip, of course.

If i were Harry, i'd practice stamping my feet and throwing my lollipop onto the floor, and insisting that my dad is in fact bigger than yours.
That should swing it.

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Just a young lad merely expressing his ambitions.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Agree.

I hope Harry makes it really big... I hope he becomes the head of NASA and finds life on Mars, (maybe even intelligence in his own country...)...wins a Nobel prize; comes home to be appointed defence chief; then heads up a coup to become the UK's first dictator since Cromwell.....then watch the miserable, envious, whinging rabble who can't abide anyone who has more than them crumble and cringe.....

I hear he's already working to set up a new penal colony....and he knows who you are.....

What balderdash.



Although he does have the same nose, eyes, ears and hair colour as the chap on the left.

Isn't he spaced out enough?

Thats the one Begbie ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, mind you even having seen that some of our royalist,s sitting at home with their Charles + Di teasets set out on their Queen Mum tablecloth,s adorned by Princess Margaret napkins ,,, with that rather nasty Greek chappie looking down from a picture above the mantlepiece in the front parlour ,,,,,,,,,, wont see it that way

^
As i just read that, one of my daughters passed by - I asked her who looked like the lad in the centres dad (left pr right) she picked hewit immediately and looked at me to say what a dumb question.

^ As Neo commented as he greened me " You can fool some of the people some of the time "