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    Another classy frog

    French actor urinates in plane aisle





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    PEED OFF: Gerard Depardieu was escorted off a flight after peeing in the aisle of a plane.

    French actor Gerard Depardieu outraged fellow passengers by urinating in the aisle of an Air France flight as it prepared to take off, forcing the plane to turn back to its parking spot.
    A passenger on the flight said Depardieu, 62, the star of movies such as Jean de Florette and Green Card, appeared to be drunk and insisted he be allowed to use the bathroom during takeoff, when passengers must remain seated.
    When he was asked by a hostess to return to his seat, Depardieu urinated in the aisle, the passenger told French radio station Europe 1.
    "You could see that he had been drinking, but there were no comments. The hostess was shocked but there was no argument, nothing," said the passenger.
    "I was outraged. When you are an actor, you are not like other people, you do not have to abide by the rules. He could have waited, all the same."
    A spokesperson for national carrier Air France confirmed the passenger's version of events.
    "I confirm the fact that he (Depardieu) did indeed urinate in the plane," the spokesperson said.
    Depardieu's agents were on vacation and his PR office had no comment to make.
    The evening flight AF5010 operated by CityJet, a subsidiary of Air France, was forced to return to the terminal where a team boarded the plane to clean the carpet.
    A spokesperson for CityJet said a passenger was escorted from the plane and the flight resumed after a delay of an hour and 15 minutes. He declined to confirm the passenger's identity.
    Depardieu is one of France's best known actors internationally with more than 100 films under his belt, including the Asterix series.
    He was awarded a Cesar - the French equivalent of an Oscar - for best actor for his interpretation of the large-nosed romantic Cyrano de Bergerac in the 1990 movie of the same name.
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    What a tosser, glad he got removed from the flight.

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    Fortunately he didn't need a shit.
    Arrogant cock.

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    Alors! you English tossers. I fenestrate in your general direction!

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    what a fvckin pig.

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    Its Fine for you young guys to ridicle poor old Gerard, but as I am the same age as he i know the problems Of having a few drinks and subsequent badder malfunctions.
    The airlines should supply a geriatric pack for us old crunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    The airlines should supply a geriatric pack for us old crunts.
    They do.
    I've seen some stupid people being sick in theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Its Fine for you young guys to ridicle poor old Gerard, but as I am the same age as he i know the problems Of having a few drinks and subsequent badder malfunctions.
    The airlines should supply a geriatric pack for us old crunts.
    Or don't drink beforehand.

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    that's my solution Jesus, but the idea didn't catch on with Gerard because he's a thick frog.

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    Last year I was flying out of KL and the pigs had detained this young dude just before we boarded our flight.

    He was pissed as a maggot, fuk knows how the authorities let him get so far, anyway he wanted to piss and they would not let him get to a shitter so he pulled the slug out and pissed over the floor in full view of all us fukers.

    I mean this tosser had no choice so far crack I suppose.
    Stroller is a Yerman faggot.

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    Did he urinate intentionally or accidentally?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Its Fine for you young guys to ridicle poor old Gerard, but as I am the same age as he i know the problems Of having a few drinks and subsequent badder malfunctions.
    The airlines should supply a geriatric pack for us old crunts.
    defiantly don't want to be sitting next to you if you're wearing an incontinence nappy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelmate View Post
    Did he urinate intentionally or accidentally?
    Drunk as a monkey and thought it was funny? how on earth did the French get to be known as a refined nation. Having said that I do remember two bricklayers I was out drinking with in Germany years ago who fell out with each other and so the one whipped out his dick and started chasing the other around the bar pissing over him, of course he ran out of piss and tables were soon turned with the "pissee" doing the chasing and pissing, it was quite a sight watching two drunken idiots running around in a bar trying their best to piss all over each other, the Bosch didn't think too much of it but it made me laugh

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    ^Ze Germans usually have the decency to allow the "pissee" to lie under a glass table first.

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    Isn't Bosch etiquette is to curl one down on the glass table?

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