Nebraska - Woman Finds Python In Hotel Toilet

[dirtydog]

Woman Finds Python In Hotel Toilet

OMAHA, Neb. --

A La Vista hotel guest said she found a python in her toilet Thursday morning.

The woman was staying at the Hampton Inn in La Vista when she said she found the snake coiled in the toilet.

She said she noticed it before planting herself on the seat.

She caught it in a pillowcase and called for help.

The 3-foot ball python is likely around 3 years old, said the Humane Society's Sarah Riederer.

She said the such pythons don't frequent Nebraska, so she thinks it's someone's pet.

Ball pythons are warm-weather reptiles, Riederer added, and therefore it didn’t slither through any pipes."They're not really supposed to be in the water, not to mention the water was probably cold, so it probably put him into shock," she said. "He probably wasn't moving around a whole lot."

Images: Toilet Python

Hampton Inn hotel management said they have a no-pet policy and they're investigating who was in the room before.
"It's definitely someone's practical joke or something," Riederer said.

A snake like that has no boundaries.

"They're able to elongate their bodies because they're mostly muscles and ribs, so they can really elongate themselves and fit into small cracks and go just about anywhere," she said.

When provoked, the snake can wrap itself around a predator and bite, Riederer said." If it was in the wild and if it was a lot bigger, it definitively would be dangerous," Riederer said. "But right here in Nebraska, and especially its size, it's not a danger to anyone.
"If the owner doesn't come forward within the next five days, the Humane Society said it'll likely offer the snake for adoption.

Woman Finds Python In Hotel Toilet - Omaha News Story - KETV Omaha

[toslti]

Maybe it was one of this ladies' 'Pythons'

Woman stuck after two years on toilet - Telegraph

[PaddyGreen]

Or the full Monty

[somtamslap]

She caught it in a pillowcase and called for help

Boll Ocks..She legged it out of the bathroom calling for help whilst pissing herself in the pillowcase, would be more like it..." Oh look, there's a fucking Python in my shitter..hang on, let me just find something suitable to pop it in, oh yes, this pillowcase will be just fine..I'll deftly whip it in and call for the appropriate services to come and fetch it..in the mean time I'll have a Sherry from the mini bar"....

[dirtydog]

^Not everybody is a big girls blouse, and most people in civilised countries don't go hacking to death any snakes they come across just for fun