Aussie Dick in Jar Weirdo Caught

[Wayne Kerr]

Finally ... this bloke has been a curse of Woolies (Tesco/Walmat) and pizza shop staff in the lower north coast area of NSW, Australia for years.

Not sure if this is in the same class as DD's wheelchair mother fucker (Desperate Australian man had sex with wheelchair-bound mum) thread , but it sure beats Hillbilly sex tourist one.

A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.

Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.

Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.

Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".

He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.

Source: SMH

Whatever floats ones boat I guess ... I imagine some will find $600 baht for shagging a jar of dead horse a bit steep though.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove

And to think I'm considering a move back with them convict folk ... only about 10kms from home

[dirtydog]

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

capsicum spray= the new PC word for pepper spray or mace?

[Nawty]

I am afraid I just cacked me daks.....'A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.'

[Loy Toy]

and a Jack Russell terrier.

Wonder if they called the RSPCA.......???

The Jack Russell could have driven the car home and the wanker (excuse the pun Wayne) could have been muzzled and given a distemper/ rabbies shot.

Some weird fvckers out there.

[Texpat]

What's wrong with the old rubber glove, two pillows, and Vaseline trick?

Why do people have to get weird to get off?

And if you're caught, just tell the nice officers, "Sorry, mate, won't do it again."

[Gerbil]

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

So far, nothing unusual....

[Loy Toy]

two pillows

If I ever visit mate I will remember to bring my own pillows.