Thread: Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion

Too bad about Landreth ...

Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire | The Valley Report

"A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.

The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond".

Breaking Wind Bad

This doesn't even belong on a Buffalo Board...SK, you have a brilliant imagination...

RIPieces, Mr Methane...

Drugs! They get you one way or another.

presumably satire.

In North Florida, anything's possible......

The woman plans on suing Chipotle

Right, who's up for a class action against Heinz?

Dumb fvuck. He deserves to be blown up. Good luck with the law suit.

It's a shame it's a joke story because it would've won this years darwin award!

Blue Angels, indeed...Thought they were an airshow attraction...

The true Blue Angels.

The other blue angel.

^ the wife isn't very good looking...

^That's a North Florida 9.

Chipotle peppers did not kill him, it was a meths lab explosion