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    Wank-o-matic booth introduced to New Yorkers seeking stress relief in public area

    Sex in Manhattan: A public masturbation booth for New Yorkers and stressed out visitors



    A new Big Apple sex tourism attraction for stressed out male business travelers and New York executives is located in Manhattan on 28th Street and 5th Avenue.

    The attraction is a "GuyFi Booth”. It looks like a phone booth with a laptop separated from public view by a curtain.

    The booth is actually a new high tech sex toy and meant to be a place where a stressed out man can find quick relieve through masturbation.

    The manufacturer Hot Octopuss, a New York and London based sex toy company explains about their masturbation machine: Our products combine science and innovation to bring sex toys into the 21st century.

    In a statement the company explained: It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task at hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk.

    The company, which also claims to be reducing the stigma of male sex toys, says “a little break” can make a big difference to wellbeing and productivity.

    The company further stats: “It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task at hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk.” This applies also when traveling and on a business trip.

    Masturbate in public: The new GuyFi Booth for New Yorkers and busy male tourists Sex in Manhattan: ...

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    i think thailands happy ending massage parlours make "a better fist" of the job than a public wank station.

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    It's not April fools day, and in New York of all places, where the State and City seem most manic in micro-managing people's lives, this is just not going to happen.

    Something is wrong with this story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    a new high tech sex toy
    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    focus properly on the task at hand.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    Wank-o-matic booth
    I thought you only needed your hand.

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    a lot of Americans are wankers

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    Not a chance in hell this is a true story.

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    Onion?

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    ^Don't think so, although the site looks a bit dodgy. In a country full of moralistic, religious lunatics, rabid feminists, and other deranged creatures, just couldn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobR
    Something is wrong with this story.
    Agreed. A curtain is far too easy to get past. It should be a solid door with internal latch so Jeff could take a dump in there.

    Tissues tissues all fall down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    ^Don't think so, although the site looks a bit dodgy. In a country full of moralistic, religious lunatics, rabid feminists, and other deranged creatures, just couldn't happen.
    Must be those "New York Values" of which Ted Cruz spoke.

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    Come again? Sex firm creates ‘masturbation booth’ for overworked NYC men

    In a shameless marketing ploy, a London sex toy manufacturer has set smutty headline writers’ minds racing by erecting a “masturbation booth” in the middle of New York.

    The “GuyFi Booth” – actually just a phone booth with a laptop separated from public view by a curtain – was launched by Hot Octopuss.

    Located in Manhattan on 28th Street and 5th Avenue, the booth is meant to be a place where stressed out, male, nine-to-fivers can, er, you know, relax.

    The company, which also claims to be reducing the stigma of male sex toys, says “a little break” can make a big difference to wellbeing and productivity.

    You’ve gotta hand it to them, full marks for self-gratifying promotion.

    While the idea raises multiple hygiene and common decency issues, it makes for interesting reading on Twitter.

    https://www.rt.com/usa/329212-nyc-ma...oth-manhattan/

    Hot Octopuss presents PULSE II
    Big Ol' Lucky Ol' Al.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    a lot of Americans are wankers

    All men are wankers

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    Some are 'armless...

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    They could be arrested for public indecency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    They could be arrested for public indecency.
    or for handling swollen goods

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    Coming out of one of those would be a real walk of shame.

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    Far more likely in the distant future


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    ^^Walking with a limp.

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    It prolly has a backdoor so you can slip out undetected...

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    Quote Originally Posted by .rt.com
    You’ve gotta hand it to them, full marks for self-gratifying promotion.
    Reminds of a Blowjob Bar I went to years ago that only had Blind Girls working there

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    ^ How so?...

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    Not much different to going to a public toilet and jerking off to a pair of tits drawn on the back of the door.
    If you were really lucky there'd be a hole in the cubicle wall to use. Surprised me as to how realistic that felt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza View Post
    If you were really lucky there'd be a hole in the cubicle wall to use. Surprised me as to how realistic that felt.
    Not for the girl on the other side though


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    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by .rt.com
    You’ve gotta hand it to them, full marks for self-gratifying promotion.
    Reminds of a Blowjob Bar I went to years ago that only had Blind Girls working there
    Did they see you coming

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