Thread: British couple to be deported from Australia for living in wrong suburb

Originally Posted by Bangyai

we've got vehicles

I take it back. I did not realise they had bought an old motor... fok this deportation is a outrage

Originally Posted by Bangyai

George and Lana Breen, from Dundee in Scotland

Originally Posted by Bangyai

"She's just made a significant difference to his life. The Australian adage, give someone a fair go, that just got blown out of the water with all this."

They thought the advert said 'come to Australia and give someone a square go'

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Seems strange that a UK national can be deported from a dominion of the UK.

Seems strange, but some thick poms still think that.

I always suspected Australia was simply an ersatz society cobbled together from immigrants into a mongrel heap desperately trying to be something other than what they are: a dreary, dull brained lacklustre lot without any of the saving graces of their parent countries and all the stupidity of their adopted one.

But this latest bit of nonsense must surely dispel any notion they had something to offer and certainly elevates them to the heights normally scaled by gormless Asians.

Imagine it, because one is living in a different postcode a mere 3 miles away in a continent so fucking vast it takes near as dammit 7 hours to traverse by air and it constitutes a deportation offence? And what is the point of such a fucking law in the first place? Are they communists now and one needs an internal passport permitting travel from one state to another?

Unbelievable really unless one realises Aussies are just chickenheads with beer bellies, appalling dress sense and gibber in accents more suited to a rutting wildebeeste with a severe head cold.

Goodonyermeoledrongoblueyfairdinkummongrel.

No Aborigine ever called me a Pom

Just watching the news video about this story , it's
Hard to decide who has the worst accent the Scots or the Austrailians -probably a draw.
While Melbourne and Sydney look like total multi racial 3rd world shitholes

Couple's visa torture - Today Tonight

I think Perth would still be the best bet for a nice place for a holiday or to live.

Originally Posted by thegent

Unbelievable really unless one realises Aussies are just chickenheads with beer bellies, appalling dress sense and gibber in accents more suited to a rutting wildebeeste with a severe head cold.

Cant argue with that mate, look at where we come from ?

Unfortunately we all originate from the ball sack of some sick Pommy fuk up who stole a loaf of bread and was lucky enough to be fuked off the the Brilliant Australia.

Good Innit.

And I resent your accusation. I certainly do not have a beer Belly but the rest of your post is spot on.

They had visa conditions, they knowingly flaunted them and thought they'd get away with it.

They should stop moaning.

But deportation seems tough without a warning first, tell them to move to a regional centre and start all over again.

Then if they don't, deport them.

Given they were 2.5 miles out of place, it does seem a bit harsh to deport them

I mean given that they are clearly unsuccessful petty criminals.... Living in a country founded on unsuccessful petty criminals.... You would though they might cut them some slack

Originally Posted by hazz

Given they were 2.5 miles out of place, it does seem a bit harsh to deport them

Media story semantics, they were supposed to be in a regional area, not a major city.

Australia, like many countries around the world, has a big problem with attracting qualified professionals, particularly doctors and teachers to the areas outside of the major cities. Something like 75% of all people live in the major cities, giving rise to congestion, higher prices, infrastructure pressures and so on.

Out in the regional areas, lack of professionals means a lower quality of life compared to the big cities and thus perpetuates the brain drain to them.

Their visa is specifically set up to encourage migration to these country towns, their living in a suburb of Brisbane was just taking the piss.

Well, Mr Breen is a bricklayer. When questioned by the court, he shouldn't've used the word "fok" quite so much, I guess.

Originally Posted by thegent

and all the stupidity of their adopted one.

Australia was not a stupid country until those whiteys arrived

Originally Posted by TizMe

That ended with the Statute of Westminster 1931

and the bodyline series....

Hope they take a heap of mussie "refugees" with them.

Perhaps they can't read.

Seems a tad harsh but I guess Australia has to do something about all these hardened criminals.

Funny old world. Scotland has areas where the population is being depleted,and are trying to encourage English families to go settle in rural Scotland.

Originally Posted by wasabi

trying to encourage English families to go settle in rural Scotland.

That's to improve the gene pool, and give the sheep less to worry about.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Funny old world. Scotland has areas where the population is being depleted,and are trying to encourage English families to go settle in rural Scotland.

As an Englishman that lived in Scotland for 5 years I'd say 'fcuk that'. You'll never be welcome and always treated as an alien.

Send these Scotties back home(they hate being called Scotties) to populate the outer Highlands.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Seems a tad harsh but I guess Australia has to do something about all these hardened criminals.

Sure is. Extradition will be avoided when Scots come up with a cash donation to immigration officer I reckon.

Originally Posted by superman

As an Englishman that lived in Scotland for 5 years I'd say 'fcuk that'. You'll never be welcome and always treated as an alien.

Several aliens that live in Thailand say the same thing. There are aliens everywhere.

^^ Offering a cash donation to an Immigration officer would only ensure a couple of years in the slammer before deportation , Oz aint Thailand.

Originally Posted by Ozcol

Oz aint Thailand

True. Aussies are usually a bit taller.

Originally Posted by terry57

They where incredibly lucky to be given residency in Australia in the first place and then they break the rules of there Visa ????

No story here, just another couple of muppets trying to fuk the system over.

Besides that, Scotland has some very nice deep fried mars bars. They will like them.

Im still thinking about moving to Australia buddy. I'll remember not to be a bad boy