Thread: So there I was at Tesco and......

standing in line if front of me were these 2 Thai gals. Both heavily top loaded(Fake but still looked nice). They had a grocery basket loaded and spilling over full of food, clothing,appliances etc. These 2 Thai delights were talking away in Thai back and forth. They did not know I was behind them at first.

Anyway both of these girls had 3 cell phones each. 1 in hand( Blackberry's) and 1 in each back pocket. The phones were ringing off the hook as we sat in line. I was going to move to a different line but thought this was interesting.

So I watched these girls swap phones back and forth like a good gun slinger. All the conversations were in English in every phone they answered and clearly they were talking to some poor unsuspecting sucker at the end. Man these gals were good. They lied through their teeth on every call. Lied where they were. Lied about who they were with and their plans. See they could not hide the convo as they had to speak in English to their so called BF's. They started every call with "Tee Rak" and ended every call with "Of course I LOVE you", or just "I Love you". It was hard to keep track of the calls but I was determined to be a nosy MF. Anyway I laughed loud enough where one turned around and she smiled and said "OMG, you heard all of that".....I laughed and said..."I am impressed" "You gals swapped that around very fast and never lost who you were talking too". They both got a bit embarrassed but laughed about it. As they were counting the money for the bill their phones were getting SMS's as I know the sound on a Blackberry being I have one. These 2 gals were good.

They paid their whopping bt9,867 tab at teller and slowly pushed the loaded cart away.

I could only laugh....There were 4 to 5 suckers at the end of each of those phones(if not more) probably thinking their LiL jewel is the buttercup of their dreams and will be "Home Soon"

It amazes me how many idiots there are out there in Farangland.

So... did you fuck them?

Providing a good service obviously...............I respect professionals that are good at their job.

Goes on all the time here bud. A couple of years back, I took some bird back to my condo, a real looker she was
As I was in the shower she got a phone call off her Swiss or Swedish sponsor.
I came out of the shower and she was on my balcony. She raised her finger to her lips for me to be quiet

I went back inside, watched TV for the best part of an hour, when I thought , Fcuk This.

So I went out onto the balcony and shouted

"YOU COMING TO BED NOW ?"

All hell broke loose on the phone and she ran off crying

Oh well Mai Pen Rai

I wonder if he still sends the 20,000 baht a month most of these suckers are took for

Something similar happened to me when I was in mid-fornication with a working wench. The phone on the bed side table rang, she answered it, my Beer Chang sponsored erection (read: barely an erection at all) still doing it's best to penetrate her snatch.

She ended up having a fucking five minute conversation with her fucking boyfriend somewhere in farangland whilst straddling me and administering the occasional pelvic thrust..just to keep the customer (me) happy.

I really wanted to scream 'my knob is in your birds vagina, right fucking now' but I decided against it.

^ haha, that reminds me of this girl last year. I met her at a street bar, went back to hers, I sat there with her drinking Hong Thong and Leo, she smoked the Ice

She went and put this T Shirt on with a massive photo of her and her boyfriend emblazened on the front, who she has been with for years. She looked beautiful on the photo, that Ice shit don't half age them.

I felt quite bad after doing her on the sofa with her boyfriend staring at me

I have girls who ring me for spelling tips so they, or their friends, can chat (read: procure large amounts of wampum) more effectively. I take pride in providing a much-needed service to the community.

Reminds me of the old saying "I buy you pay".

Originally Posted by WilliamBlake

I have girls who ring me for spelling tips so they, or their friends, can chat (read: procure large amounts of wampum) more effectively. I take pride in providing a much-needed service to the community.

I have wrote a few text messages for BG's
Here's one I made earlier

I miss you, can you send me........
I fall from Motorcy and cannot work
I love You Jeff
Joop Joop

The trick is to keep it short and in character with the girl.

People will suss if you come accross as The Gent with his theasaurus

Reckon the OP is bullshitting..... A troll...
2 girls both with 3 phones each... c'mon!

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Reckon the OP is bullshitting..... A troll...

Ditto.

Yep, could be true, but it wasn't.

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Reckon the OP is bullshitting..... A troll... 2 girls both with 3 phones each... c'mon!

I see loads of these girls with 2 or 3 mobiles.

Some of these3 mobiles are Dual Sim too.

Go Soi Cowboy and barfine a stunner from Baccara

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Reckon the OP is bullshitting..... A troll...
2 girls both with 3 phones each... c'mon!

True dat. Should have had at least 4.

you got to laugh with the OP author JR Ewing
he just loves all things British
he likes standing near stinking Brits on the transport systems
now he's shopping in our stores
go for it mate - when we tax tescos profit we won't spend it on soap or dentists
but beer !
thanks

OP, it seems you spend your entire life in queues or public places staring at and judging complete strangers.
Do you carry a notebook to jot down comments, or do you even secretly film your subjects? If so, you should make a documentary because it would be compelling viewing.

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Reckon the OP is bullshitting..... A troll...
2 girls both with 3 phones each... c'mon!

Hey you can believe what you want. They even had cute little colored covers probably to remind them of the sucker who was calling. Clearly the Blackberry's were their primary phones and the little shit phones were probably what the BF bought them to keep tabs. In fact a lot of these tele's here are dual SIM with multi numbers.

I thought the entire episode was hilarious and I only shared because they kept saying "Tee Rak" and "I Love you" on each one. It was quite amusing............

Originally Posted by Periphiral Vision

OP, it seems you spend your entire life in queues or public places staring at and judging complete strangers.
Do you carry a notebook to jot down comments, or do you even secretly film your subjects? If so, you should make a documentary because it would be compelling viewing.

Naaaah just out and about doing my thing. If you must know, I was at Tesco getting adhesive to fix my Moto helmet rubber inside. I do not stay in my condo 24/7. I do not drink and hang in bars drunk so being sober all the time you see things. I travel all over. I see things I share. Some are funny. This place is loaded with crazy stuff going on all the time and its fun to watch.

And btw I did not judge these girls, never called them names in my OP. Only you assumed I judged them or anybody I might meet.

men do the same with their mia nois, one mobile for each

I don't think I have ever heard a Thai girl say OMG.....

I could be wrong.

I have 2 phones,

cheap Nokia for phone calls,

Smartphone for bluetoothing porn

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Originally Posted by Periphiral Vision

OP, it seems you spend your entire life in queues or public places staring at and judging complete strangers.
Do you carry a notebook to jot down comments, or do you even secretly film your subjects? If so, you should make a documentary because it would be compelling viewing.

Naaaah just out and about doing my thing. If you must know, I was at Tesco getting adhesive to fix my Moto helmet rubber inside. I do not stay in my condo 24/7. I do not drink and hang in bars drunk so being sober all the time you see things. I travel all over. I see things I share. Some are funny. This place is loaded with crazy stuff going on all the time and its fun to watch.

And btw I did not judge these girls, never called them names in my OP. Only you assumed I judged them or anybody I might meet.

I dont want to pick holes in your story, but cos you're a merican, i will.
I have been in many Tesco's in Thailand and have never Q'd for more than a few mins. In fact, I have been impressed by how quickly I have been served compared to in the UK.
You say both of these girls had 5 or more phonecalls each in the time you were Q'ing. all from Euro sponsers? C'mon pal, this aint Hollywood.

My tilac has 4 phones...

I don't know why everyone is trying to pick holes in his story

But PV you are right, he is a Merkin, so here's my little find

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Lied where they were

Why would they lie about being in Tesco ??