The best quotes ever

**Boon Mee** · 22-08-2011, 09:07 AM

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon" -- Saul Alinsky --

**Cujo** · 22-08-2011, 03:06 PM

" Don't drink too much beer or your feet will get loose and you'll walk like this (picture 5 year old doing impression of dad drunk)"
Koojo pup.

**DrAndy** · 22-08-2011, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You posted that less than 30 posts ago you senile old fool.

niggletwat calling someone else a fool

what a restricted bandwidth the idiot has

**nidhogg** · 22-08-2011, 03:18 PM

Yip yip!

Andys back!

**Nokturnal** · 22-08-2011, 04:31 PM

"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And I'm all outta bubble gum"

Duke Nukem

**chassamui** · 22-08-2011, 08:53 PM

My suggestion to you is to try to wean yourself off attention seeking.

My other suggestion is that you go the whole hog and seize the world’s attention, momentarily, by encasing your genitalia in a 56lb concrete block and throwing it off the Forth road bridge.

In this way you will achieve two things:

1. You will prove to everyone what a complete and utter loser you are.
2. You will gain an entry in the GBoR as the only person who has done such a stupid thing, but also, as an unintended consequence the world will be rid of your unique DNA sequence, which will be a great relief to us all.

Alternatively, you could just die in a freak looting incident. We can but hope.

Meanwhile as a further unintended consequence of your boring tribulation, several police officers are undergoing counseling as a result of having to deal with your boring attention seeking fantasy.

**bobo746** · 24-08-2011, 08:40 AM

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.

MAO

**Mr Lick** · 24-08-2011, 08:53 AM

If i had committed any crimes, i would be "happy to be in the jail" - Thaksin Shinawatra

**Boon Mee** · 28-08-2011, 06:28 AM

"The aim is to mark the respect and love the UAE have for the camel" - Faraj bin Hamouda, on the first annual Camel Beauty Pagent

**forreachingme** · 31-08-2011, 03:03 PM

We must all learn to live together as brothers--or we will all perish together as fools. MLK

**Dalton** · 31-08-2011, 05:19 PM

I got this quote from Butterfly.

"If you can avoid to be foked in the arse, then you might as well enjoy it."

**Cujo** · 01-09-2011, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Dalton

I got this quote from Butterfly.

"If you can avoid to be foked in the arse, then you might as well enjoy it."

I think he meant

"If you can'T avoid to be foked in the arse, then you might as well enjoy it."

**Dalton** · 01-09-2011, 11:09 AM

Ups....yes I did...my bad sorry.

FarangRed · 01-09-2011, 12:48 PM

When my life is over, and my time has come to pass, bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS!

**Dalton** · 01-09-2011, 02:08 PM

I've seen this quote on some of Airforce personel up here.

"God will judge our enemies, we'll arrange the meting" Good old uncle Sam. : )

**Loy Toy** · 01-09-2011, 02:13 PM

Hello Dalts.

Great to find you still alive and kicking.

How are you keeping and when are you next back in Thailand?

**Dalton** · 01-09-2011, 02:20 PM

I'm doing ok, and will be in los next spring

FarangRed · 02-09-2011, 03:59 PM

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.
~ Oscar Wilde

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? -- Bette Midler

FarangRed · 02-09-2011, 04:02 PM

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. -- Helen Rowland

FarangRed · 02-09-2011, 04:04 PM

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. -- Joan Rivers

FarangRed · 02-09-2011, 04:05 PM

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. -- Steve Martin

FarangRed · 02-09-2011, 04:08 PM

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

**GRUMPY** · 02-09-2011, 04:13 PM

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end."

FarangRed · 03-09-2011, 12:48 PM

Here's a quote of Thai-MP Chuvit Komalvisit:
"Patpong, he said, is symbolic of the nation's hypocrisy:A part of society "which everybody outside Thailand knows — but no one(here) accepts."

"None accepts even that they have sex in Thailand, that they have a sex business," he said, shaking his head. "The Thai people always, you know, they always smile as you can see, but they never talk the truth."

**Cujo** · 03-09-2011, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by FarangRed

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. -- Woody Allen

Some of his movies are entertaining, not great theatre or art but entertaining in a pass the time kind of way, but generally I can't stand the whiney little Jew.

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