Other than those who come here for a few years as part of their career path, working on healthy packages for large companies, what makes someone settle down in Thailand?
In my limited experience I have found very few younger settlers in the under 30s group. I am sure there are a few, but not many. The majority seem to be over 30, and I always maintain that anyone over the age of 30 is damaged in some way. It’s all part of life.
It takes a certain amount of bottle, blind faith or maybe even desperation, to leave the west and come here to live full time.
So you are over 30, married/divorced/single and events in your life lead you here. Many will have to find work of some kind, so you can carry your skills and experience and sell them here or maybe take up teaching. This is a tough group.
Bob the builder Pete the plumber and Sam the sparks, all have marketable skills in a developing nation.
Then there is the sales team, smooth smart and used to flogging anything from used cars to life insurance, they are happy to sell time share condos in a warm climate to a transitory audience.
Let’s not forget the self starters, who can set up a business in a flash. All you need is a little muscle and some redundancy money from your firm back home. Maybe your share of the house sale when the marriage broke down?
The self made man who has sold his business in the west will come here, maybe to retire or maybe he will get the itch to start all over again. Other retirees sick of eking out a living on a small company pension, with or without state pension support from back home. The climate and the cost of living also beat the west hands down, no matter what the idiot smeg might tell you.
There you have it except for two other groups, the first of which I will refer to as the hideaways. On the run from the law, debt collectors, an angry ex, former business partner or the foreign legion, some will have money and some will not. Maybe they made their money in a less than legal way, and wish to spend it outside the clutches of the taxman back home?
The last remaining group are those furtive and shady people who have exchanged internet porn for the real thing. They live in social housing in their home country, which they let at extortionate prices to large families of illegal immigrants. Get a mate to sign for their dole/benefit cheque and live here off the proceeds, mongering for all they are worth in the seediest parts of the Thai sex industry.
Whatever the reason I believe there is a common thread here. Almost all these people, like it or not, are here because they failed to fit into the society they came from. Living life on the periphery of normal social interaction, they crave attention, but never managed to put themselves at the centre of anything in their home country. Looking on as others took the credit for their work, too shy or lacking in confidence to push themselves into the limelight, all they can do is hope that one day they might break into that exclusive group of popular winners who they aspire to be like.
Being in Thailand with a subordinate culture, however genuine it may be, gives them what they crave; Confidence, position, importance and let’s face it even the smallest farang is much taller than 90% of locals. In Thailand, the farang is king, and all bow before him. That’s the key attraction for all these misfits from supposedly superior developed countries. Their own country had no time for them and ignored them. Here they are in charge of their life at last, wielding power of those less fortunate people they now surround themselves with here.
It may be i have it all wrong, but this is the over riding impression i have been left with over the last 18 months.
And me, i'm just an insecure, retard with a few scars to remind me of the past damages. I have achieved a contentment of sorts since i gave up the pursuit of happiness, and realised that life is what it is, take it or leave it.
Please feel free to disagree.