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    Question Beard trimmers are hard to find in a country with few national beards, aren't they..

    Listen up tards - I need a new one of these, but don't recall seeing one anywhere.



    My friend the traffic warden is coming over from London next Saturday and has asked me if I want anything, and I politely declined because you can get Coleman's mustard and Empire Magazine in Bangkok if you know where to look.

    I looked for one of these in Emporium once but to no avail.



    In a country where so many men are gay for pay and like to wear women's clothing and rarely sport beards unless they have been told it's hip and with it, am I wasting my time?

    Should I tell Mark to pop into Boots in Walthamstow and bring me one over or can I find one here? ...Mine is broken and I use it to keep my bush tidy and I am about to enter a relationship with a J-chick.

    That reminds me, I do need him to bring over Pepparami, can't get that here.

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    Where are you getting the Colemans from?

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    Why use a regular hair clipper, they work about the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFP
    Where are you getting the Colemans from?
    Next time I need it i'll go to the supermarket downstairs from the cinema at CentralWorld.

    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    Why use a regular hair clipper, they work about the same.
    Because I'm not a hairdresser with 4,000 baht to throw away on something I only use once in a blue moon.

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    Anyone sporting facial hair is deeply suspicious, in my opinion....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    ^^ Next time I need it i'll go to the supermarket downstairs from the cinema at CentralWorld.
    I was in there yesterday but didn't think to look for it. I was too pissed off that they didn't sell pilau rice.

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    Will you be paying cash or telling a tale to look for a discount ? (like the Photoshop episode)

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    All I really need is the plastic bit as one of my pegs snapped off.



    Maybe superglue is the answer, but if I apply too much then it could be painful next time I do my bush and people looking at my trousers will think I have a fat on the way to the hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    my pegs snapped off.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Maybe superglue is the answer, but if I apply too much then it could be painful next time I do my bush and people looking at my trousers will think I have a fat on the way to the hospital.
    When you say peg do you mean penis?

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    So we have gone from a new electric razor to superglue a section back on in less than a page of posts !!! Sausages my arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrontiumDog View Post
    Anyone sporting facial hair is deeply suspicious, in my opinion....
    But young Scampy wants one to trim his ginger pubes so his manhood looks bigger.

    Or maybe he needs one for his "potential" new Japanese girlfriend? Jap chicks do tend to have unfeasably long and straight pubes.

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    Young Scampy wants to continue trimming his brown pubes with the odd ginger one here and there. I don't like pubes, my cock is huge anyway and that's why I was wearing trousers last time you saw me, because it pops out of my knee length shorts.

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    Trimmer

    They do one of these,mains operated,at Argos. Just bought one in UK to trim my Avator,hope it works. Cost about 6 bp,300bht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    Why use a regular hair clipper, they work about the same.
    They are the same they, regular hair clippers just last longer.

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    I thought she was an IRA ex-terrorist....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humbert
    Why use a regular hair clipper, they work about the same.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Because I'm not a hairdresser with 4,000 baht to throw away on something I only use once in a blue moon.
    700 baht at Big C and about 400 at the junk shops on Pantip ground floor.

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    he needs a pubic hair trimmer, not a lawnmower

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    Considering you can find a ton of these, in all kinds of varieties, right from every other booth at Panthip Plaza, I'm going to assume this is just another "LOOK AT ME!" thread from Scamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Considering you can find a ton of these, in all kinds of varieties, right from every other booth at Panthip Plaza, I'm going to assume this is just another "LOOK AT ME!" thread from Scamp.
    Aren't they all.

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    scampy can grow a beard?

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