The old lady from Phan.

[CharleyFarley]

This was related to me by my mother in law, so it is true with no exaggeration.

This old lady in Phan found a Took err ; those big lizard type creatures, that make a repetitive 'fukk you' sound in her house and bashed it around the head and dumped it in her toilet bowl thinking it was dead.
Later in the day she went to the same toilet to have a crap or similar and this lizard thing leapt up and took a firm grip upon her clitoris.

She was found by neighbours stone dead, presumably from shock.

Just hearing that from my usually modest mil made me laugh my socks off.

[killerbees]

WTF...?

[somtamslap]

I'm puzzled as to why she initially bashed on the head..they do nothing but keep the mozzies and smaller insects at bay, I like having them around.

presumably from shock

..yes, the shock of something having some interest in her genitalia for the first time in 3 decades.

Oh well, feel sorry for the old dear, but she'd been round long enough to know that the Tookays don't deserve to be bashed over the head.

[Thetyim]

I'm puzzled as to why she initially bashed on the head..

because they leave vile smelly green shit in the house and wake you up at 3AM in the morning with their stupid noise

[Phoenix]

I knew it. Cunnilingus can be fatal . Don't do it or you could face a murder crap !

[baldrick]

is this story just a cover for some bestiality misadventure ?

[Jet Gorgon]

If they say fyou seven times in a row, it's good luck. Apparently, they have a kinky relationship with snakes. And, the Thais say that if they bite you, they don't let go until the full moon. In this lady's case, perhaps she had the biggest orgasm of her life and had a heart attack. You know, like those fat old geezers do when they get a Thai bar girl.