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  1. 07-07-2009, 08:58 PM #76
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  2. 07-07-2009, 09:01 PM #77
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  3. 09-07-2009, 12:27 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    whats got 8 legs and doesn't make children scared

    the jackson 4
    Jesus, now I have to go to bed with another belly ache from laughing!
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  4. 10-07-2009, 03:18 AM #79
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    I started watching Michael Jackson memorial half way through when they were carrying the coffin and felt really sad.........I thought I'd missed the start of Cool Runnings, I love that movie....
    Last edited by The Fresh Prince; 10-07-2009 at 11:31 AM. Reason: Missed a bit off the joke. Drunk. :)
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  5. 10-07-2009, 03:53 AM #80
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    All these people who keep saying "well yes Michael Jackson fucked kids but he was a great singer" make me sick.
    No one mentions what a good caretaker Ian Huntly was, or what a cracking builder Fred West was or what a safe wagon driver Peter Sutcliffe was!!!!
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  6. 10-07-2009, 07:45 PM #81
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    Michael Jacksons will,

    To Janet i leave my spare nose and lips,
    I leave my computer to Gary Glitter
    I leave Joseph Fritzl my security tapes
    while i'm in a generous mood the McCanns can have their daughter back
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  7. 11-07-2009, 12:12 PM #82
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    A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…
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    Deep stuff, eh?
    I nearly cried when he said,
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  8. 11-07-2009, 12:16 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bones View Post


    on a serious note, i really feel sorry for the guy. so much money and fame, and such a miserable life ..
    feel sorry?

    it was all self inflicted.
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  9. 11-07-2009, 12:18 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…
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    Deep stuff, eh?
    I nearly cried when he said,
    “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”
    fookin priceless BG!
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  10. 11-07-2009, 12:28 PM #85
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    What was the difference between Michael Jackson and Israel?

    Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan.
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  11. 11-07-2009, 01:18 PM #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    on a serious note, i really feel sorry for the guy. so much money and fame, and such a miserable life ..
    What are you talking about, assets of 300 mil and indebt for 550 mil.
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  12. 13-07-2009, 11:20 AM #87
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    ^ That makes no sense BG.
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  13. 13-07-2009, 11:44 AM #88
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  14. 13-07-2009, 03:16 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    That makes no sense BG.
    He has no money, 300 collateral and 550 cash debt..if he sold out he would only be indebt 250 mil,

    But now that he is dead, there is millions pouring into his accounts.
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  15. 14-07-2009, 08:23 AM #90
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    If you hear a "loud rumble" tonite in the
    sky, don't worry. It's not thunder. It's
    Elvis beatin' the shit out of Micheal
    Jackson for marrying his daughter.
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