For our Australian members

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2009, 04:42 PM

If anybody is interested butch will be holding English lessons for Australians at 10am every morning in mkp, jees, you lot sure know how to butcher the English language.

**Nawty** · 03-03-2009, 04:57 PM

cos pompus we ain't ..... yous using that soap on a rope yet ?

**Butch** · 03-03-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

you lot sure know how to butcher the English language

Fuck off mate...

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

It depends where and what you read, some places will say it originated in India, moved on to Persia and then to England around 1000AD. Crickets boring anyway.

all wrong

invented by Australians!

**corvettelover** · 03-03-2009, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by panama hat

We're talking bronzed, buff, subtle, intelligent, smooth . . . not pale and flaccid!

dont forget Charming and Sensitive also!

And our Modesty

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by corvettelover

And our Modesty

oh yes,

did we mention sensitivity?

sense of decorum?

**beano** · 03-03-2009, 07:02 PM

Our love of culture...

**Nawty** · 03-03-2009, 07:32 PM

Multicultural sensitivites that would be.

And history, our love of history.

And compassion.

and giving everyone a fair go.

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 07:53 PM

oh and tolerant.

**panama hat** · 03-03-2009, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Multicultural sensitivites that would be. And history, our love of history. And compassion. and giving everyone a fair go.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

oh and tolerant.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sensitivity

Originally Posted by kingwilly

decorum

Originally Posted by beano

Our love of culture...

All very valid points . . . and what I admire most is that we don't like to bang our own drum, no need as we know what we are. We are safe in our self-belief and the world's acceptance of our quiet and modest superiority.

Oh, we are sexually quite possibly just above excellent . . . but we really needn't bring that up.

We help older people cross the road, on our way to the museum and then attend post-graduate courses in the evenings just before doing charity work.

Selfless. Yes. Selfless.

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

Selfless. Yes. Selfless.

Maaaaaaaayte, gives me goose bimples just thinkin about it.

words fail me. and that doesnt happen often ether.

no wonder the brits and yanks are all so jeelous of us !

did i mention highly edjumhcated? I knows you hinted at it with the post-gradute corse stuff n all.

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2009, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

And history, our love of history.

History in most countries tends to go back a bit further than your grandad Brucey the sheep worrier being shipped over from the UK

**Gerbil** · 03-03-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

In Sydney: or even female

or the same species.

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 08:30 PM

The brikie is jeellus.

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2009, 08:39 PM

^Only a little bit jealous, came from a small family, mum, dad, sister and a grandad, you lucky bastards are all inter related, millions of brothers sisters, uncles, aunts, a whole continent of people all blood related in some way or other

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 08:44 PM

yap yap yap.

**jandajoy** · 03-03-2009, 08:44 PM

And we all tend to say "Hello" to each other on the street. Rather than head butt, glass, stab or otherwise attack.

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 08:47 PM

but we are perfectly able to head but those who need it!

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2009, 08:49 PM

Why do Aussies keep beheading kangaroos?

Is it a sex thing like they reported in the papers? ie it makes it easier to have sex with a kangaroo if its dead?

**jandajoy** · 03-03-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why do Aussies keep beheading kangaroos?

Cos we can. Jealous. They're only fokin vermin.

**Marmite the Dog** · 03-03-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

but we are perfectly able to give head to those who need it!

Each to their own, I suppose.

**dirtydog** · 03-03-2009, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

s it a sex thing like they reported in the papers? ie it makes it easier to have sex with a kangaroo if its dead?

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Cos we can. Jealous. They're only fokin vermin.

ahhh, ok thanks for the explaination.

**Propagator** · 03-03-2009, 09:13 PM

**kingwilly** · 03-03-2009, 09:19 PM

this reminds me of an absolute classic thread!

where did it go again....

**Propagator** · 03-03-2009, 09:20 PM

All Aussies ride roos

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