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    DJ Pat and Smeg's big night out in Siam Square

    So what do you wanna know?

    What did we do?

    What we drank?

    Fire away.

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    not really.

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    OK I'll ask just to help the thread along . Dish the dirt.

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    Hard Cock?

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    At the end of the night which one took it up the bum, or did you take turns?

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    Aint u a TEFLr Pat? Doesnt smeg hate TEFLrs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    What did we do?
    Bitched and moaned about the service, waitresses/waiters, atmosphere, other customers, and Thais in general at the bar/restaurant you were at.

    What we drank?
    Gin lime & bitters.

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    anal ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Aint u a TEFLr Pat? Doesnt smeg hate TEFLrs?

    You know Smegs a TEFLer too, right?

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    No photos Pat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric View Post
    No photos Pat?
    as in did his his last bit o' crumpet show up?

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    ^smth along that lines, dare say Pat needed to show Smeg is harem of uni students.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun View Post
    OK I'll ask just to help the thread along . Dish the dirt.
    Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm.

    Had a beer at one place, then walked down to another place, which was non-existent so we bought beers at a 7-11 and sat on a bench in Siam Square til 1am.

    At one stage I had to stride purposefully through the Novotel lobby to use their toilets.

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    Nice stuff, that Federbrau, although I had a bit of a headache this morning (probably due to the singha and 2 large san migs I had before we met)

    Pat, you forgot the highlight, the security guard who, in exchange for a handful of Pats smokes, decided to tell us where to find girls with pussies the size of a gnat's, and where to avoid those with one the size of an elephant's. Bizarre indeed.

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    I think the conversation that security man made was to make up for the smokes I gave him. He felt it his duty to try and talk about something he thought would interest us, ie. Where to find customized pussy. Very odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Had a beer at one place, then walked down to another place, which was non-existent so we bought beers at a 7-11 and sat on a bench in Siam Square til 1am. At one stage I had to stride purposefully through the Novotel lobby to use their toilets.
    Classy night.

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    He felt it his duty to try and talk about something he thought would interest us, ie. Where to find customized pussy.
    wear you both wearing wifebeaters and sandles or sumtink?

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    Two scruffy dressed farangs sitting on a bench is Siam Square drinking beer out of plastic cups and talking to an 59 year old guard?

    Classy guys, we were, hence the interest and offer.

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    Great. That's the night described, Thanks.

    No need to post on it anymore Pat. Thread finished, praise the lord.

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    I do like threads with a point. Does this one have one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Two scruffy dressed farangs sitting on a bench is Siam Square drinking beer out of plastic cups and talking to an 59 year old guard?
    So smeg is Scampy ? damn, nobody saw that one coming

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    What happened?

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    It's already been described. Please let it die in peace.

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    One last question:

    At what point of the evening did the conversation turn to posting about it on here and were you both under the impression that anyone would actually give a toss?

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    Pat, did Smeg look at you like you were poor?
    He's got a mansion and yacht in Bournemouth, you know.
    Did he smoke his cigarettes in one of those long platinum and diamond holders?

    I can only presume your plastic cups were soirée-at-the-marina quality.

    You probably think this song is about you, don't you, don't you ~

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    Pat and Smeg's bogus adventure.
    You should write a screenplay.

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