Are You Circumcised?

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 05:58 PM

Just wondering...why did you do it or was it Mom? Jewish? MYOB? OK....

**Fuzzy Bob** · 14-12-2008, 05:59 PM

Nope, not me.

**daveboy** · 14-12-2008, 06:04 PM

No I have a foreskin.

**Marmite the Dog** · 14-12-2008, 06:07 PM

Nope. Not been a victim of genital mutilation.

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 06:09 PM

But I thought most Western baby boys got the snip for hygienic reasons.

**Loy Toy** · 14-12-2008, 06:10 PM

Are you looking for some "TIPS" about the male posters here Jettie...??????

Yes on the dining table and when I was about 6 months old so I am told.

A bit pissed off mum didn't keep it in a glass jar same as when my teeth fell out.

Then I guess there are not many foreskin fairys either!

**daveboy** · 14-12-2008, 06:10 PM

I think most western boys don't for comfort reasons, I wouldn't want my helmet rubbing on cloth all day long.

**Marmite the Dog** · 14-12-2008, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I thought most Western baby boys got the snip for hygienic reasons.

The barbaric practice isn't so widely done in the UK as we discovered washing ones knob actually keeps it clean.

**Gerbil** · 14-12-2008, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I thought most Western baby boys got the snip for hygienic reasons.

The barbaric practice isn't so widely done in the UK as we discovered washing ones knob actually keeps it clean.

Unless your name is Scampy of course.

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 06:14 PM

^^ But you gotta wash inside the folds, right? How do you do that?

**dirtydog** · 14-12-2008, 06:18 PM

I wonder which sex starved wench has control of jets nik today

**daveboy** · 14-12-2008, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

But you gotta wash inside the folds, right? How do you do that?

With soap and water usually.

**withnallstoke** · 14-12-2008, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^^ But you gotta wash inside the folds, right? How do you do that?

Gritted teeth and a wire brush does the trick

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 06:22 PM

DD, I...I..I..I dunno why it came into my head.

Oh, that came out all wrong, didn't it?

**Fuzzy Bob** · 14-12-2008, 06:22 PM

One day a man comes to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, let me buy the foreskins from your Bris ceremoneis."
"Why should you want the foreskin?" the Rabbi asks.
"I am going to make something with it."
"Very well, young man, you pay a good price. Let me know how it turns out," and he gives the young man the box o' foreskin that he stores in his office.
The man returns in two weeks and excitedly shows the Rabbi the work he has done with the foreskins.
"What, only a wallet?" the Rabbi asks. "I gave you thirty years of penis and all you can make is this 3x5 wallet?!"
"Ah, but Rabbi, when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!"

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 06:24 PM

^555555555555

**dirtydog** · 14-12-2008, 06:29 PM

We could sell the stats, 2 out of 10 male visitors to Thailand are circumcised, that therefore means Thailand doesn't get many Jewish visitors, what other vague shite can we make up for these stats

**withnallstoke** · 14-12-2008, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

We could sell the stats, 2 out of 10 male visitors to Thailand are circumcised, that therefore means Thailand doesn't get many Jewish visitors, what other vague shite can we make up for these stats

8 out of 10 male visitors to Thailand maybe got no dick

**blackgang** · 14-12-2008, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

But I thought most Western baby boys got the snip for hygienic reasons

Not at our house, my folks knew about soap and water even as far back as when I was born.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

But you gotta wash inside the folds, right? How do you do that?

Yea, Just skin er back and wash away, but if you like it you can just keep skinning it back and forth til your arm gets tired.

And no fuzzy Bob, they are sent to Irelamd where the conditions are right and they plant em and when they grow into a big enough prick, they ship em to USA and make policemen out of em.

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 06:41 PM

Oh, I forgot to click the public poll thingy. Who else voted the no, I'm a cute girl, then?

**Thetyim** · 14-12-2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

my folks knew about soap and water even as far back as when I was born.

Weren't we all amoeba's in those days ?

**Loy Toy** · 14-12-2008, 07:12 PM

I suppose the debate about circumcision can go on and on but in my opinion it shouldn't be necessary.

When my son was born the doctor asked if I wanted to have my son chopped and I asked him if there was any medical reason or health advantage and he said no. So he still has his foreskin and none the worse for it.

It would be interesting to know what the ladies prefer.......????

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 07:16 PM

Kinda like a sword in a sheath, innit?

**blackgang** · 14-12-2008, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Weren't we all amoeba's in those days ?

Well yes I think you are correct, But in all truth, my Dad didn't want them fooling around me with those flint cutting objects as they are terribly sharp you know.

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-12-2008, 07:18 PM

Do amoebas have appendages?

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