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    OK, explain getting caught with your pants down.

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    it was only because the door was a curtain and it blew open a bit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    you would think that they would be too old to to squeeze a drop of anything worthwhile out of their todgers, but here they are still shagging when they should be parked in a rest home.

    Good point, I often wonder about that myself, and wonder how on earth they do manage to even get it up.

    Imagine the wife having to rub it for ages and ages to get it up, and then keep it up.

    Imagine it, while on the job, these old codgers must be coughing, wheezing and phlegming up like old guys who have been toking roll-ups all their lives.

    Jeez, no wonder these women get themselves alternative boyfriends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Good point, I often wonder about that myself, and wonder how on earth they do manage to even get it up.
    Viagra of course.

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    Well as long as PP can still do it then I guess I will not worry for a few years yet,, Good on ya old feller.

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    Hef doesn't have any problems,there was a great 60 Minutes interview with him a while back on the subject of sex at 80.

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    shouldn't all this be illegal, like having sex with a minor ?

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    Cradle snatching or Grave robbing isn't illegal-yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Old people should really know better imo.
    So says the pot to the kettle....

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
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    The great thing about Thailand is knowing that when you are old you can still shag some young bird.

    There's hope for us all.
    Yeah.

    Shame about the double standard, though. Doesn't work the other way around.

    not so sure about that NR

    i saw quite an old girl with a nice young boy the other day

    she kept herself fit and he probably had to earn his money

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8 View Post


    Hef doesn't have any problems,there was a great 60 Minutes interview with him a while back on the subject of sex at 80.

    Now there's a pack of SLAGDOGS and PROSTITUTES if ever I saw one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    it was only because her backdoor was a curtain and it blew open a bit...
    Thats disgusting Willy, go and wash you mouth out with soap and water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowspole
    Now there's a pack of SLAGDOGS and PROSTITUTES if ever I saw one.
    Two on the left are Dykes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    Two on the left are Dykes..
    That's cause they both came out of the same pussy nose to toes.

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    While I have reached the age of 60 and by rights, should be well past it, I'm still not able to turn one down without regret, although I confine my activities to the home base these days.
    Having said that, while i was having a beer at the local shop tonite one attractive young woman came in to buy something, being a gentleman and all I inquired as to her her health.
    She immediately sat herself down beside me and told me she has booted out her husband because she was tired of being used as a punching bag.
    She went on to say she was thinking about going to Pattaya to find a farang husband.
    I enlightened her as to the dim prospects of sucess in such a venture particularly as she was not able to summon up one word of the Queens English.
    She proposed a quid pro quo arrangement that could be reached for English lessons.
    I must admit I did ponder for second or so until a nagging pain in my pecker, no doubt the small brain was speculating on some sort of detachment process.
    So I politely declined.
    If I was a braver man, instead of typing this at home while supping on a bottle of Leo I would be hard at it in the 69 short time hotel, wheezing and gasping over a new hot body.

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    AW Yes my good man, It does seem that some of us do get wiser as we get older does it not.
    I have noticed myself doing some of that same type thinking as of late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    She proposed a quid pro quo arrangement that could be reached for English lessons. I must admit I did ponder for second or so until a nagging pain in my pecker, no doubt the small brain was speculating on some sort of detachment process.
    Really??? Must have been a bit of a minger or what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Good point, I often wonder about that myself, and wonder how on earth they do manage to even get it up.
    Viagra of course.
    Which of course is a serious threat to the heart at that age too.

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    No, They say it isn't unless you have High Blood Pressure and are on meds to lower it, then with that and the lowering effects of Viagra it can be deadly.

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    Viagra's old hat, Cialis is much better.

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    Not tried either, no much need at present and I am told that its effect diminishes with use, so you need larger doses with constant usage.
    My 'ol Lady wouldn't be happy if I brought it as she reckons she suffers from over use now.
    For all that I imagine its a swift moving product in Udon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    My 'ol Lady wouldn't be happy if I brought it as she reckons she suffers from over use now.
    Two or three times a year is a bit much PP. Need to ease off on the missus a bit me thinks.

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